Saturday, December 14, 2013

conspiracy! WARNING! ALERT! POISON! TAINTED BOTTLED WATER SUPPLY IN BASHFORD MANOR WALMART! DO NOT DRINK THE BOTTLED WATER!

whatever you do don't buy or drink any bottled water or anything that includes bottled water at the bashford manor walmart in Louisville, Kentucky. it is tainted with an unusual substance that smells like paint thinner and chlorine. it makes your stomach upset, irritates and erodes the back of your throat, makes digesting food really hard, causes spontaneous expulsion of undigested food, dehydrates your body, and causes uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where you cannot control your bowels. DO NOT DRINK THE FUCKING WATER!!!!!!
this is no joke people; I recently got over an illness that mimicked strep throat a few weeks ago. this "illness" was actually caused by tainted bottled water that I bought at the bashford manor walmart. it was not a one time thing as I just recently bought two lunchables and both of the bottles of water had the same substance in them. it is clear, but smells distinctly like chlorine mixed with paint thinner.
if you drink bottled water and you develop the above symptoms, then immediately stop drinking the water. the only solution/cure for the tainted water is cough drops, advil cold and flu painkillers, fresh clean water, antidiarea medication, pepto bismol, throat spray, and tissues to blow your nose.
smell the water before you drink it. if it has any smell at all that's pretty much a dead giveaway that you shouldn't drink it. let people know so they don't get sick; and end up stuck in a bathroom for 12-14 hours (YES IT DOES LAST THAT LONG!)

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