GREED (part 1 of 7): the 7 deadly sins and why they can be good

GREED
(it IS a good thing)

the seven deadly sins are deadly in that, in large enough amounts, they could lead to ones death. (or an epic and bizzare movie called "7". spoiler: the next number is eight).  they are also sins because technically they are illegal in large amounts. greed is a powerful feeling that most living things experience. animals, plants, humans, and even planets experience some form of greed.
wolves are greedy when it comes to food, mating, hunting, and dominance (but hey, what human- er wolf doesn't). there is a pack leader (alpha) and a pack follower (omega), and while the leader gets first pick the follower gets the last pick. being an omega is not particularly a BAD thing, as you eventually will leave the pack and join another.
plants also feel greed for sunlight, quantity, and position (like a vine wrapping around a tree and killing it. or how one flower might grown taller and larger than another. or, my favorite, how a rose grows among a cluster of thorns.)  when plants grow they stretch out towards the sun. a plant that grows OVER the top of its light source will eventually bend and wrap downwards till its face is directed towards the light.
planets experience greed in the form of gravity and gasses. gravity (which is electromagnetic force) tends to pull things in or push them away depending on the charge. when a planet or star dies and turns into a black hole they will suck everything in till nothing is left. what is more is that they will grow larger the more they suck in.
humans experience greed in may forms, only one of which they recognize, money. greed taken too far is a very bad thing, as it can lead to theft and other crimes. but greed in small amounts is actually a good thing. working a shitty job and having greed for a better paying job can lead to a better job with benefits, health insurance, and being able to better care for yourself and others.
but greed encompasses all things far and wide. women, money, property, posessions, friendship, power, and even fame; all are encompassed within the parimeters of greed. greed is a product of avarice, which is essentially an insatiable craving to own EVERYTHING. greed is like a vaccine, in small amounts it can make a living thing achieve greatness. in large amounts in can kill a man or lead to another mans death.
greed for women is good in that it leads to man wanting to find a woman to mate and have a family with. (in lesbians case its a woman finding another woman to either adopt a family, or through artificial insemination. in the case of gays its a man trying to find another man to adopt children, or find a surrogate mother to use for artificial insemination.) it can lead to that man being willing t protect his spouse at all costs, even to the point of taking a bullet for them.
greed for property can drive someone to move into a better home or neighborhood. whats more is if ones reason and drive for finding a new home is greed that person will try to find the best home for the cheapest price. in my case the previous homeowner made the mistake of saying  they really wanted to get rid of the place and move to a bigger one. that, and the condo is kind of inhabited by a friendly and goofy spirit.
there are many jobs that have greed as a basis. real estate, stock portfolio, bankers, casinos, investors, and company CEO's all need to have some basis of greed in order to do their jobs. though personally I think many take it a step too far. greed should never come before the well being of others and especially not before love or family. remember that if you put greed before the feelings of others you are headed on a path towards self destruction and death.
greed for posessions can lead a man to buying or trying new things he has never owned or tried before. sometimes trying new things can end in a lot of fun and new experiences that you will ultimately remember for the rest of your life. when you want to own something and you steal it THAT is too much greed. you shouldn't steal from others unless what you steal was previously yours or stolen from you. (with the exception of virginity, in that case call the police and a planned parenthood clinic. and DO NOT steal their virginity cause well, that is called rape; which is illegal.)
they steal your phone so you steal their bike, then they steal your car and you steal their wife. now you have a hot wife and a bike, neither of which are yours. but who cares? right? you can ride your bike around doing wheelies while you neighbor pisses on your front lawn and then runs you over with YOUR car and steals you- er, HIS wife back.
greed for friendship is somewhat a good thing till you steal someone elses friend. the worst part is that even when you build them a display case and you buy the "new best friend" clothing line from Hasbro and offer them a nice box to live in and new clothes to wear as long as they never open the original packaging, they STILL call the police on you and have you arrested for kidnapping. damn it officer! I already told you I aint got no kid sleeping in my house! hey put down my new best friend wearing the tickle me elmo best friend shirt! your finger prints will ruin his value!
greed for power is great to have if you are in a position where power is required. but power is not determined by how strong one is, but rather how it is used and how much is used. greed for power can drive one to become stronger and achieve a better live. athletes and MMA fighters require greed in order to do their appointed jobs. (I get paid in sandwiches! :D yes you can has cheeseburger!!)
greed towards fame is not something one should crave for. fame is great, but once it corrupts you there is no going back. fame can turn the most innocent of men into a total drug addicted slut. even Justin beiber has become corrupted now.
greed is great as long as it remains restrained by the person feeling it. however there is a difference between greed and envy. greed encompasses a strong urge to own EVERYTHING, while envy is an urge to own only that which others have that you do not. envy, the spawn of jealousy; will be the next sin I cover (besides myself when I get done showering. who the hell needs clothes?! not with imagination! you can make your own invisible clothes made of the finest silks! and then get arrested for indecent exposure, haha.)

oh my god! they(george zimmerman killed kenny(travon martin)!

in south park kenny is always getting killed... now i know why, because he was wearing a hoodie. thanks george zimmerman! you make life so much easier! (unless life wears a hoodie.)

review on yahoo.com and their article about alternatives to viagra (wow that is a REALLLY long title!)

a recent article posted on yahoo says that rather than taking Viagra you should put nutmeg in your coffee and eat raw oysters for the zinc. so besides salmanela and the runs does anyone else out there see any other reasons to instead just TAKE VIAGRA? or better yet try nuru massage gel. its made from natural seaweed oils and is used for massages and it warms the body and increases healthy blood fl...ow. without leaving the room every 10 seconds to hurl into the trash can WHILE taking the worlds biggest crap. or if you want zinc TRY VITAMINS! or better yet EAT A DAMN CARROT. the articles list of materials was pretty much what the doctor would prescribe for ingesting poison, a bucket list, or severe constipation. or get a sign and hang it from your belt that says "low hanging ceiling".

my view on politics

the dark ages, great, just one problem. NO INDOOR PLUMBING. the world needs politicians to remain in order. politicians and the government keep the world from becoming corrupt. or at least they USED TO. the governments job is to protect the people. while the leaders job is to serve the people. the problem is that nowadays the people going into politics and government are complete mmorons. and the ...feds and politicians care more about money and power than the facts, the people, or the less fortunate. what needs to be done is the people need to lock awy the corrupt, greedy, and mindless bankers, politicians, government workers, law enforcement, and leaders and throw out the key. they invented a car line that was affordable, environmentally safe, and ran soley on electricity. it could run completely on nothing but electricity. this could have sparked a revolution and an age where anyone could afford a car, where everything is powered by electricity, where people don't have to shed blood for oil, where all lifes energy problems are cured, and where everyone lives in peace and unity. and the oil companies shot it down like a duck during hunting season, only because they would lose their money and power. our government doesn't care about citizens like us who aren't "rich" or "influential". the law enforcement doesn't care either, they still arrest people just because they are a different skin color. fast food service doesn't care either, they barely pay employees and they serve customers things they are allergic to even when asked not to. not just that but thanks to electronic cash registers YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE PAY TAXES THAT DONT EXIST. the registers will charge you FULL STATE TAX regardless of whether you actually spend a dollar. in Kentucky I get charged 6 cents even if I only spend 50 cents, which should actually be rounded down to 3 cents being less than a dollar. insurance companies will charge people with mental disabilities an assload more just because they have "preexisting conditions". and our government ships out our military to places that will surely get them killed, without the soldiers permission; resulting in familys waiting months or years to find oout whether their fathers and mothers are still alive. the paperwork stacked to the moon and back at the va hospitals makes it even harder. you have 6 year old little girls and devoted wives and husbands crying because the government killed daddy or mommy. we have a government saying who can and cant get married, the reason being because god hates gays and lesbians. I have read the bible over and over again, it only states that man shall not lay with man. the word "lay" if you read the first time it is used means to have sex for the sake of bearing children "adam lay with his wife eve, who bore two sons cain and able". as the philosophy of Christianity is to go forth and multiply, two people of the same sex are COMPLETELY UNABLE to "multiply" as their phyisiology makes having children impossible. the REAL reason why republicans don't support gay rights and womens rights is simply because THERE IS NO MONEY IN IT. republicans only care about money and power while democrats only care about pampering and themselves. but what politician would admit out loud that they only care about money, power, themselves, fame, sex, and having everyone else serve them? who would vote for a person like that? a cold day in hell for sure. and yet the only man who ever tried to do something about the egosystem called "the government" is now Americas most wanted. snoden revealed that our government was secretly keeping tabs on our phone conversations. he revealed that the government that we "SO STRONGLY RESPECT" was lying to its citizens, keeping information about them, and illegally spying on them; in other words "the truth". do any of you know even ONE PERSON outside the government who was affected by what snoden did? just ONE CITIZEN negatively affected by what he did? we all know our government is caniving and self centered, we all got over it. stop crying over spilled milk and get a mop. cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it. the key is not to start with the banks or politicians, but rather the people. its time for a revolution, GIVE THE POWER BACK TO THE PEOPLE. give the power to smart citizens and people who know WHAT THEY ARE DOING. no more stupid politicians, no more government corruption, no more big oil and blood, no more banks holding everyone hostage, and no more deadlock. im tired of this sad circus called government, kick the clowns out in the car they all came in, burn down the tent, and rebuild on the ashes. I want to see an election that doesn't make me check google every 10 seconds for images of a candidates penis, that doesn't require a dictionary to look up words that don't exist, that doesn't require calling dog the bounty hunter to find a candidates birth certificate, that doesn't make me think of calling an asylum in question of a candidates sanity, and that leaves the people with inspiration and hope rather than worry and dismay. I want people in office I can rely on as a citizen, not idiots that im afraid will starts world war 5 or that I worry will take my home and posessions in the night. I don't know about you all but if you want to fix this world before we all drive each other to ashes and blow away with the wind, we must start with the people.

evolution

evolution is not just about the strong. the wise also survive. wolves cannot survive on their own and therefore ask help of other wolves. for those that do not have the strength to evolve they can always rely on others like them. a grizzly bear can bring down trees, planes, humans, cars, and all other animals, even other bears. yet a pack of wolves can accomplish the same acts with more grace and ...civility and if one wolf tries to harm another the entire pack retaliates. wolves are mre dangerous than grizzlys or sharks yet which animals are humans going around killing? strength is relative. those who refuse to work with others they dislike will rot away and perish. humans will fall unless they can throw aside petty differences. whiiich they will never do.

TIME GOES ON - a sentiment to travon martin

I am outraged by George Zimmerman getting off scott clean for what he did to travon martin. all I can really say is that time goes on.
when the leaves fall and the trees all die; time goes on.
when the gods cry and the world stands still; time goes on.
when the world turns dark and the sun is extinguished; time goes on.
when a child cries alone because his parents are gone; time goes on.
when all hope seems lost and the end is nigh; time goes on.
when the dead lie unavenged and the guilty unpunished; time goes on.

a guilty man walks free and his victim, dead.
a young boy lies underground, no hope for his life.
a country lies fallen in ashes and dust.
a lone wolf cries out to the pack he has lost.
an infant lies in a dumpster alone;
her body now lifeless, bitter and cold.
a forest burns down; its green emeralds tarnished.
an ocean dries up and the fish gasp for air.
lifes sentence cut short, by the scissors of despair.
a play unfinished, begins to end.
time goes on, as does the wind.

what the winds may carry, to their desire unknown.
comets tease the skies, stars will fall.
while the pain lies deeper than the blade can cut,
the innocent suffer and the guilty get up.
a man leaves a courthouse no different than before.
poor travon lies dead on the floor.
a boy, not a man, cut short in his prime.
a man, NO A MONSTER! who wont give a dime.
George Zimmerman will pay for his wrongs that night.
no man can withstand the hammers might.

when darkness prevails and justice fails,
the pain hits hard like pins and nails.
when all hope seems gone and all is lost.
time WILL go on, deaths scythe is tossed.
but next time the man whose head will fall;
will be the one who started it all.

when the darkness' flow is replaced with light; time goes on.
when the moon is gone and so is the night; time goes on.
when the blood of the innocent is washed by tears; time goes on.
when the guilty fry and the victors cheer; time goes on.
when an innocent boy becomes a man among gods; time goes on.
when the truth breaks out despite the odds; time goes on.
when the world screams for vengeance and the skies turn red; time goes on.

time.
goes.
on.

MY REVIEW OF DATEGEEKY.COM

dategeeky.com is a tiny new dating site for geeks and nerds. the site caters to people who live in their parents basement, play card games, watch annoying animated tv shows, etc. if you do nerdy or geeky things the site is where you would go, or actually you SHOULDNT go. the site makes you think you are signing up for an awesome place where you can meet people like you, but instead suddenly charges you for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you do.
the site says its free but its actually more expensive than it should be. which should be a crime but really isn't. I tried to contact customer service and got another automated reply. frankly if you are a new site on the market the FIRST THING you need to do is make a customer service department that uses ACTUAL PEOPLE and not some stupid computer that doesn't even send the correct reply.
I asked them to remove me from the site and I have yet to be removed even though a week has passed. frankly with the terrible customer support these dating sites have I know that one day someone is going to shoot up some place somewhere because the site fucked them over.
DO NOT use dategeeky.com if you don't have an assload of money to burn.

MY REVIEW OF MATCH.COM

first of all DO NOT use match.com and it WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT worth the time I put into it. the site has terrible customer service that quite literally has no care for you. even if you send a message to them 100 times all you will ever get back is an automated reply. the woman who runs the matching services and who created the site originally is absolutely sexist; telling women that if they want a man to date they should "change who they are and how they act and learn to like the things mean do." she tells women to either "learn to like cars, sex, violence, sports, and threeways" and that if they cant learn to that they should "fake it and lie".
the services on the site are very complex to try and use as well as having all profiles soley based on lifestyle and how much a member makes and what they look like. every event the site hosts pretty much always involves happy hours and people getting plastered. I tried to go to 5 separate events and the result was a room with hundreds of men and women all sitting alone who were too scared to even walk up to each other. I got so bored I burned a cup with my lighter and left to go home.
the events are extremely disrespectful in that they openly serve alcohol to people like they drink every day. I signed up for the six month trial which wasn't really even worth the time or money. since the site doesn't give refunds all I got was six months free. the members are even worse, as the men only have photos taken in the bathroom mirror while the women lie about their looks and want completely shovanistic qualities in their men.
the few women who weren't reasonable were completely oblivious when a guy tried to talk to them who met every quality they wanted. 5/50 women wanted a man to be taller, wealthier, more physically attractive, and older than they were, and would not even talk to a man younger than them. whats more is that the women would literally ignore a man if she didn't like him. I spent months messaging the same women again and again till I eventually got pissed off and told them that either they say they aren't interested or I would never leave them alone. 1/20 women would be total assholes and treat me rudely and disrespect me after trying to talk to them.
as for the women and their personalities they would say they weren't interested even if they knew nothing about me. the women would lie about their looks saying that they were "curvy" when they were really more like a hippopotomas trying to put on a wet blanket. the women would be rude and totally disregard how others felt. one woman reported me to the suicide hotline when I wasn't even suicidal.
match.com is so not worth the time you use. after spending six months with the sites services I can say without a doubt that the site was so not worth it that I am not even going to use my free six months. I ended up having to block more than 1000 womens profiles because I kept getting women who had unreasonable requests for the men they wanted, women who blatently lied about their looks, women who were in denial about the men they wanted, or that the women were complete self centered idiots.
if you want to try online dating DO NOT use match.com.

how many sides does a box REALLY have?

so life is like being in a box with doors on every side. but how many sides are there? and how many sides do YOU PERSONALLY see? depending on what kind of person you are you will see anywhere between 1, 20, 21, 22, and infinite sides. if you don't feel like guessing then cheat and read on. FMAB fans will get number 21, Christians will get number 20, rocket scientists will get number 18, wallflowers will get number 12, cheerleaders will get number 1, physic majors will get number infinity, detailed readers will get number 21, and most if not all of you will forget number 19.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many sides does a box have?

1.       1: forward(1)

2.       2: forward(1) and backwards(1)

3.       4: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), and right(1)

4.       6: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), right(1), up(1), and down(1)

5.       12:

a.       The inside of the box: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), right(1), up(1), and down(1)

b.      The outside of the box: bow(1), stern(1), starbord(1), port(1), bottom(1), crows nest(1)

6.       18:

a.       The inside of the box: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), right(1), up(1), and down(1)

b.      The outside of the box: bow(1), stern(1), starbord(1), port(1), bottom(1), and the crows nest(1)

c.       The directions away from the box: To the north(1), to the south(1), to the east(1), to the west(1), forward(1), and reverse(1)

7.       19:

a.       The inside of the box: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), right(1), up(1), and down(1)

b.      The outside of the box: bow(1), stern(1), starbord(1), port(1), bottom(1), and the crows nest(1)

c.       The directions away from the box: To the north(1), to the south(1), to the east(1), to the west(1), forward(1), and reverse(1)

d.      The area the box is in(1)

8.       20:

a.       The inside of the box: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), right(1), up(1), and down(1)

b.      The outside of the box: bow(1), stern(1), starbord(1), port(1), bottom(1), and the crows nest(1)

c.       The directions away from the box: To the north(1), to the south(1), to the east(1), to the west(1), forward(1), and reverse(1)

d.      The area the box is in(1)

e.      You(1) [bet you didn’t even think of yourself!]

9.       21:

a.       The inside of the box: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), right(1), up(1), and down(1)

b.      The outside of the box: bow(1), stern(1), starbord(1), port(1), bottom(1), and the crows nest(1)

c.       The directions away from the box: To the north(1), to the south(1), to the east(1), to the west(1), forward(1), and reverse(1)

d.      The area the box is in(1)

e.      You(1) [bet you didn’t even think of yourself!]

f.        Everything together(1) [tricked you didn’t i?!]

10.   22:

a.       The inside of the box: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), right(1), up(1), and down(1)

b.      The outside of the box: bow(1), stern(1), starbord(1), port(1), bottom(1), and the crows nest(1)

c.       The directions away from the box: To the north(1), to the south(1), to the east(1), to the west(1), forward(1), and reverse(1)

d.      The area the box is in(1)

e.      You(1) [bet you didn’t even think of yourself!]

f.        Everything together(1) [tricked you didn’t i?!]

g.       Me [the creator of the box](1)

11.   24:

a.       The inside of the box: forward(1), backwards(1), left(1), right(1), up(1), and down(1)

b.      The outside of the box: bow(1), stern(1), starbord(1), port(1), bottom(1), and the crows nest(1)

c.       The directions away from the box: To the north(1), to the south(1), to the east(1), to the west(1), forward(1), and reverse(1)

d.      The area the box is in(1)

e.      You(1) [bet you didn’t even think of yourself!]

f.        Everything together(1) [tricked you didn’t i?!]

g.       Me [the creator of the box](1)

h.      You [inside the box](1) and you again [looking at the box](1)

 

Essentially the more people who view the box the more number of sides the box has. Essentially this little trick question has infinite sides. So “infinity” is also an acceptable answer. It even has a formula:

y = 2x + 22

where

y = the number of sides

and

x = the number of people