if the founding fathers were alive today

if our founding fathers were alive today what would the first thing they say about what our nation has become?

1. what are liberals and conservatives? and why do the two groups divide the whole nation we so dearly fought to join together?
2. why is the press covering news about our nations relationship with britain? we worked so hard to break away from them yet now we ally ourselves with them?
3. we went to the moon?!
4. with how much effort we put into righteously flying our countries flag without persecution, how could you allow your own people to use the flag that fought against us in public display?
5. this nation is a republic you idiots!
6. why did you put "in god we trust" on the money if you are just going to take it down?
7. they are muslim and want to be american? all the more better! let them into our nation!
8. your job is to serve your country, we didnt get paid to do it and neither should you. the continental congress is a position of honor and duty meant to make decisions that affect our great nation as a whole. not a cess pool to lie in and complain about how your poor decisions, stupidity, and greed have resulted in so many poor and homeless people.
9. really? dentures?! well damn, im going to the dentist!
10. why is my name all over the nations beer?

questions that keep me up at night:


how do bacteria communicate to one another, and do they have racist bacteria? 

what if humans evolved from dung beetles or rubber trees? 

if you somehow fell through the center of the earth with nothing to stop you, would you simply yoyo up and down for all eternity? 

what would happen if you hooked a cathedor up to a party baloon inflation tank? 

what if we lived in a world where being gay was the most common thing and straight people were treated as we treated gays and lesbians? 

if the sky were the ground and the ground the sky, what would the purpose of outer space be?

if humans evolved from apes, why is the animal with the closest anatomical structure to a human being a pig? 

and if athiests dont believe in gods or an afterlife, why do they get pissed off when people tell them their lives have no meaning?

when someone says "i dont mean to be [insert judgemental subject here]" why is the next thing out of their mouth "[insert judgemental subject once more]"?

if everyones doing it why am i NOT?

if a ballon gets depressed does that mean it needs some blow to get high again?

can animals talk to each other?

why do dogs always bark at the mailman, even newborn puppies?

why do dogs hate the ups guy more than the mailmen?

why is a womans menstration cycle called a "period"? periods are the end of a sentence, or a specific segment in time. why use something that both describes an abrupt end AND a long winded extensive collection of time where god knows what may have happened, to describe a woman defocating the lining of her internal egg sack?

why are the reproductive organs called "gonads"? seriously?! "go"..."nads"...its like something a guy yells watching the game on tv. "go! nads! go! nads!" also REALLY"?! were calling our reproductive organs "gonads". its like some sexist male scientist just sat down one day, looked between his legs, then thought of sex and thought, "hey, lets call them 'gonads' cause when they are being used those 'nads are gonna get going!"

if someone from the 1950's came from the past to see the future.... [or, im only explaining it once!]

questions that would be hard to explain to a time traveler from the 1950's...

• "its not bribery! its a corporate bail out!"
• "yes, you heard me right we lost his brain. we dont know how it happened but we lost his brain".
• "no! no! stupid! its pronounced 'i can has cheezeburger.' say it right!"

"no. russia is not a smoldering crater. actually nobody won."

"we landed on the moon. what is so hard to believe about that?"

"yes he's white now.."
"dont complain to me that theres over 2000 channels and nothing to watch..."

"obama care my old friend.."
"yes i know she cant act... wait what?! you like this movie?! team edward?! why you little!..."
"no its not a disease. you cant treat it and they have equal rights now. yes...THEM too."
"do you happen to know how they wiped out smallpox? no? what about polio? the black plague?"
"you want someone to blame? blame HIM...no you idot, his SON."
"well its called 'common core'..."
"no they dont fly, yes i know we went to the moon; look we are far from that...yes we still have strip clubs and cigarettes..."
"studio 54 died awhiile ago."
"no, its a metaphorical ceiling"
"yes they outlawed it. around 2013."
"its a show about a talking bear and i think the stage crew from the cheech and chong shows."
"because its fox's oldest running animated show. no, he doesnt get more stupid each year, that would imply he was smart to begin with."
"i dont know either, the last two fix made were just as bad."
"no, actually he brought the priests to trial and supports gay marraige."
"its a show about the fruit god tossed out of eden, i think." 
"stop doing cocaine!"
"its called an apple ma- hey! stop trying to eat my computer!"
"i know its named after dessert foods! that doesnt make it edible!"

pokemon z game rumors

So the rumours are out. Apparently there are some new pokemon to be released that have yet to be shown. As of now there are several pokemon not made public to the gaming community. Volcanion (awater and fire user..yeah flaming water, what the hell?) And hoopa (a genie in bottle with bad temper) and one unnamed pokemon only revealed lately. Also two moves not yet released in the games, yet still in serebii.net movedex. Rumors hint to pokemon games with  zyguard the (aura reversal Dragon) as the starring legendary. Seeing as the pokemon games release theme with two new games ,each with their own individual plot is typically followed by the release of about one game per year. after for about two years or so. Those games having nothing to do with the two games.Then typically they follow with equal games that either combines or continues the previous two titles.Thus it's possible that pokemon game featuring zyguard with new moves is entirely possible.

stop blaming god and taje action!

When we pray to our gods for help for ourselves or others it shouldn't be the first choice we make. Yes miracles happen and yes there is more to life than living in the moment. For when the moment is over what have we done but waste our vaueable time on frivolity and pointless endeavors? But when we face hardship and hard times what gods in their right minds would assist us if the power to solve our problems were within or own grasp? The point of our existence in this universe is to grow, to learn, to evolvenand become better till we are one with the cosmos as a whole. If we try to pray away something that we can easily solve ourselves and the gods answer us it wold do nothing but make us weaker. So next time you are sick go see a doctor or buy some over the counter meds. Next time you feel sad for the starving, poor, or homeless; offer them food, give them something you don't need, or offer them a place to sleep till the cold night is over. Stop using your collective gods as a cure all and then use them as a scapegoat when you get screwed cause they didn't answer you or help you with something you could entirely do yourself.
So stop asking why the gods wold allow suffering if they existed, or why they let bad people Go unpunished and good people end up punished, or blame god for why you are fat and single. I know a lot of good looking people who are single and they also blame their various gods. course some people really do have a right to blame their gods, really SOmE people just have rotten luck. I have personally seen karma take good luck from one person and give it to anther person while the first person suffers terrible unexplainable bad luck. Like a car suddenly taking a hard left turn off the interstate into a violent wreck in the divider while the other car remains completely unharmed.
Of course sometimes we can take karma into our own hands. Why watch the ambush spider wrap up the house centipede knowing what will happen to it? Why let the worms fry in the rising sun under the rainbow following the storm that just destroyed your home? Give the centipede and honorable death and save whatever worms you can. Take action when you can and stop blaming the gods as a whole. And when you can't find logic to answer a problem THEN talk to god.

quote of the day

when ones inner self is filled with despair, they can never accept the darkness that fills them, and thus can never trust another person. for fear they learn this darkness and become lost within a world without light.

another dumb article [lets eat some ethanol! (or 56 NOT so great ways to eat corn)]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/recipes/56-great-ways-to-eat-corn/ss-AAcLACq



ok so that's nice.....now lets see another article; one that lists 56 NOT so great ways to eat corn. and lets try to stay away from anything derogatory. like corn fried bull testes or something. well here we go:

im only listing 30:

1. out of the dirt.
2. popcorn made on a farm next to an anal thermometer testing plant
3. off the turn table from the music video to "anaconda" [you know the one with nikki manaj]
4. from anywhere NEAR a nuclear testing site
5. from Edward cullens ass
6. popcorn served at a hepatitis awareness meeting
7. with a sitophiliac
8. with a Chremastistophiliac...cause the corn would probably never make it home....
9. with a nasophiliac....good luck describing the smell...
10. with Charlie sheen and a drug lord
11. with stir fried octopus penis
12. out of a giant stir fried dung beetle.
13. with deep fried pig intestines.
14. while watching "the hulk"
15. out of a hose inserted into an ethanol fueled engine.
16. out of a pair of pants given to you by tommy lee
17. corn on the cob.....only the cob is a live python.
18. number 1. with number 4. while you do number 14.
19. served in a side salad made from poison ivy, poison oak, skunk spray for salad dressing, and with the president of fox telling you about their next movie based off a popular franchise
20. while a fan of the simpsons explains homers progression as a good father compared to peter griffins intellect.
21. insert your own here
22. while reading this god damn stupid list.
23. while your mother explains why she is dating the guy you just met 3 months ago who was breaking into your house
24. while a  Chremastistophiliac, a mysophiliac, and a Coprophagiac have a conversation about the importance of cleanliness.
25. number 1. with a Mysophiliac next to you.
26. Me paseo bolas de demolición, mientras que despluma pollos muertos para ganarse la vida, ¿qué hacer?
27. from a milk farm that only uses bulls
28. while looking up at the sky, in a four way intersection, in the middle of a gay pride parade, on a Tuesday.
29. Ich bin ein wenig Teekanne kurz und dick. hier ist mein Penis, schau! its my Auslauf!
30. after a "copraphiliacs awareness meeting" in a building located directly between a waste treatment plant and a local waste management center.

want more lists? just ask. don't like something I say? go ride a wrecking ball and pluck a chicken.

another dumb article [what men hate about their wives (or wheres the article about why two guys DONT want a salami up their ass?)]

hey now, with the exception of 5 [cause I would die if she did that, literally get sick and die], 6 [because i dont need someone else to change me cause i change myself when its needed and rarely is], and 9 [cause that would NEVER happen and SHOULDNT be happening if you aren't single cause that's like saying your partner isn't good enough for you]; I actually WANT to have my partner do those things.

1. that's just plain sexist against men. lots of men are sensitive and we are willing to talk about our feelings all the time. only men who are anal retentive refuse to talk about feelings, and any man who is too scared to talk about how he truly feels is no man and doesn't have the right to call himself a man. men are strong, and I cant stand men who don't share their feelings. if you can get a man like that to share his feelings once then that's perfect. as the journey of a thousand miles begins wit a single step [and aiming your compass towards the southern hemisphere, wait who the hell walks a thousand miles? wouldn't you be dead before you even got to 300 miles?! who the hell makes these quotes?! did a historian just walk around loony bins listening for things that sound smart? "confusious say, 'a great wall keeps out invaders. yeah well I had a problem like that once, I just started wearing belts whenever I put my pants on."] the path to healing starts with acceptance.

2. so what? if a man acts like a child he should be treated like a child. you wouldn't go up to a 6 year old who wants to be a cop when he grows up, then hand him a gun and tell him to go bust the crack house in the west end, would you? unless affected by outside causes, if an adult acts like a child they should be treated like a child. [oh yeah I can hear you...."don't lower yourself to their level....be the better man...." yeah well I ride wrecking balls and pluck chickens for a living, what do YOU do?]

3. whats wrong with this? if she shares the relationship with others it means she cares enough about you that she wants the opinions of others so she can help keep the two of you together. I would love if my wife shared our marriage life with others. that's how you make friends [and enemies and stalkers, but really what DOESNT make someone hate you or want to stalk you?
wife"hey, did you know my husband tom likes to ride wrecking balls while plucking chickens?"
random guy: "man I hate that guy, im going to destroy him..."
random guy 2: "hey that sunds like fun! im going to stalk him!"
no matter what you do in life three things will always be certain about your actions, 1. someone will hate it so much they want to make it illegal. 2. someone will care so little they wont even have an opinion. and 3. someone will like it so much they will try to turn it into porn.

4. so what you want an award every time you put the dishes awa- wait.....how is THIS a problem? are you saying that men screw up so much and we get so many things wrong that we deserve awards whenever our actions don't cause a war, a fight, damage, negative disposition, or a preacher to spontaneously combust cause we decided two guys humping a hickory farm sausage was a legal right and not a privelage? [which btw, anyone who says gays and lesbians don't deserve to marry or be in love have clearly never looked into the details of an lgbt relationship. I don't know anyone who would WANT to shove an 8 inch sausage up their butt because they just felt like it. seriously chickenholes, all life has rights and all life deserves love. lgbt people feel love no more or less than the rest of us, and frankly studies show that children raised by lgbt couples typically turn out BETTER than those raised by straight couples.] frankly if I do something right I would deserve an award due to the fact that I can barely EVER do anything without causing some horrible unforeseen consequence. try to rake leaves ad I break the rake, try to dig a hole and I somehow invert the shovel [try inverting a shovel sometime and tell me that's not a miracle], try to inflate a bike tire and I create a bomb, try to put the dishes away and we end up shopping for new plates, try to walk two feet and I end up with blood all over my floors and a bandage wrapped around my foot. im a walking disaster waiting to happen, and really I would rather have appreciation for when I do something right, cause most times I screw up anything I try in such a way that people think I should get an award for the freak disastrous consequences I cause. but in all honesty you shouldn't do things so people will notice you or reward you. when you do something right it shouldn't be because you want people to notice you did something right, you should do it right cause that's the right thing to do. a hero is not someone who saves lives, a hero is someone who does what needs to be done because its the right thing to do.

5. HAHAHA! if se withholds sex as punishment, then return the favor by whacking it when shes not around and then withholding something she really wants from you [seriously though don't do that, cause if you do and I find out ill be sure SHE does one of the things I AM about to suggest below]. in my case I haven't had sex in 24 years, if you think a few days, weeks, or even months without sex will punish me; YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. I went 24 years without sex, I CAN GO ANOTHER 24. withholding sex as punishment is just plain wrong, specially when [as a woman] you could take the keys to his favorite  car, take the propane from his grill, child block his favorite tv channels [or better yet block anything that ISNT feminine related], make him go with you when you buy tampons and then tell him about why you need them, constantly tell him you hear noises and ask him to go check when hes trying to sleep, shave his head while he sleeps, put toothpaste in his shampoo, change his phone settings so that each time he gets a call the ringtone is a recording of your vvoice saying, "aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! [or some other horrid screaming noise you can make] I am very upset with you [insert your hubies name here]", swap his cologne with perfume, or even burn all his drawls and make him wear granny pannies instead. my point to you women out there is that there are much better ways to punish your husband if he really pisses you off. withholding sex is NOT a punishment, its a great way to have him cheat onn you then divorce you. if you wont give your wife/husband the sex they want for long enough, they will find someone who CAN. better he knows that you are mad rather than think you hate him and no longer want to be with him [and frankly if my s/o withheld sex or didn't talk to me cause she was mad at me I would think she didn't want me anymore and that I wasn't worth her time. then I would tell her that if she doesn't like me anymore that I don't want to be someone who makes her feel sorrow, and tell her to see other guys.]

6. if you try to change someone who needs to change you yourself are a worse person than the person who refuses to change. you cannot force change on others no should you try to change others simply because you dislike them. change can only come from within, and must be found by the person who needs to change. if you force change, people will resist; and thus will ultimately suffer. people must first find the incentive inside their hearts that makes them WANT to change. good or bad, change is healthy, it is important. you shouldn't try to change a mans flaws, and you shouldn't change yourself so that you meet a mans flaws. a woman should NEVER have to change who she is in order to find a man who will love her [or a woman who will love her, or a child, or a job, or cow, a goat, a rat, or a chicken]. what is a mans love worth if it means sacrificing your principles to get it. don't change to make others happy, change because you yourself WANT to be happy; because you yourself WANT others to be happy. if you don't wish to change yourself, either don't, or find someone who makes you WANT to change. change forced from the outside is temporary, change from within is permanent.

7. it depends on how important. I see it as a good thing if someone makes important decisions without me, it shows that they are confident and that they are growing as a person. but making certain decisions without your husbands input can be a VERY bad thing. vacations, bank accounts, huge purchases, new jobs, children, dinner plans; these and many other decisions should NEVER be made without your spousals consultation. its better safe than sorry when making decisions to consult your spouse first.

8. now any guy who gets upset by that is just a selfish asshole. im sorry, but I said it; rasing a child is a JOINT decision and a joint process. BOTH parents must consent on having the child and ANY consenting parents MUST BOTH help raise that child. if you are upset cause she wont "let you be the dad you want to be" youre a selfish asshole. you both raise that child and therefore you BOTH have to be that kids parents. that means that you must be the father your child NEEDS you to be rather than the father you WANT to be. and that means being the mother your child NEEDS you to be rather than the mother you WANT to be. you aren't your kids friend, you aren't their teacher, you aren't their boyfriend or girlfriend, you aren't their doctor, and you aren't their coroner. you are their parents and you must act like it. if you plan on having a child then look up the definition of the word "complete", THAT is your life once that child is born. and THAT is your life till that child is dead. GROW UP and act your age. or stay the same and never have kids.

9. if you aren't single, then don't ogle other people. otherwise you might as well shoot the person you are with and piss on their grave. if you ogle other people while you are not single, you are [as I stated above], a selfish asshole. if you aren't satisfied in some manner by your current s/o, then tell them and explain. if they love you they will find a way to help satisfy that aspect of your needs. if they don't, then ogle away all you want cause THEY are a selfish asshole.  [a word of warning though, if you wish others to help fill your own cravings you MUST be willing to help satisfy theirs. relationships are a two way street, so don't be a selfish asshole. in my case relationships are a ONE way street, because I dot care about my own happiness; I would rather help everyone else be happy then foolhardily attempt to make myself happy.]

10. ok this one I just don't get. apologies are easy, forgiveness is hard. if someone repents to you and they honestly are sorry, and you don't accept their apology; YOU are in the wrong. and every second you don't forgive them, you yourself are more and more a horrible person. if you apologized to someone you yourself hurt and you genuinely felt sorry, how would YOU feel if they just shunned you? "you cant deny the world ice cream, then eat it yourself; that makes you a hypocrite."

and most importantly
11. if he is unsatisfied with you long enough, you wont have him around anymore; and half your stuff wont be around anymore. [that goes the same for you fellas, piss her off enough and mistreat her enough and your going to be broke, alone, and homeless.]
also this article is just plain sexist against men. and it discriminates against lgbt couples, gay marriage is legal so lets see some info on their relationships or im suing the writer for discrimination.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/marriage/the-10-biggest-reasons-men-resent-their-wives/ss-AAcriAY?ocid=HPCDHP#image=11

apocalypse THIS!

in the grand scheme of it all, we are but one race, and one planet. we think of ourselves as the "dominant beings" of our planet and even our universe. we deplete our resources and isolate and punish those who we do not wish to see. starvation and poverty, death and ruin, fire and decay; we think of ourselves before others. so goes our nature, but not everyone is selfish.
we want to survive, we want to LIVE; and in our quest to thrive we sometimes trample those in pain. if we believe that we are the dominant life forms and we treat our planet like a regenerating creature of unlimited energy, WE WILL FALL. and if we believe we are the dominant life forms and deplete our resources till their is nothing left, what then? we find another inhabitable planet and travel there?
if there is another planet like ours out there in the megaverse [and believe me it IS possible], then THAT planet will have beings just like us living there. if the planet is similar to ours then it WILL have humanoid life forms. and if THEY are anything like US, then what makes anyone here think they will just let us waltz in and take THEIR resources? they will resist, defy, and ultimately we both will be destroyed.
and what if when we get to their planet THEY too have drained their own resources? is it really our right to claim dominion over another world that is not our own? and what about what other planets life forms? do you believe they will use our language, our words, the names we have given our elements, our people, our planets, and even our love? no, more likely they will haave different words for our planets, elements, our people, and even our language.
if we left this planet to go to another we would have to learn everything over again. we cant even all agree which measuring system to use, let alone decide who gets to live and die when our planet is doomed. who could say they would willingly submit to someone elses customs, their foods, their might and power, and completely assimilate ourselves till we cant even remember our own humanity?
anyone who thinks that we should find another planet as a failsafe is fooling themselves. it would be more financially reasonable to find a synthetic way of somehow renewing our planets resources. like coding the structural dna of everything we need to live into a machine that can replicate that material by using other...less useful...materials. mars looks like a barren desert wasteland incapable of supporting any life. but so does a lot of OUR world before desertification.
mars has plenty of iron, meaning plenty of raw material for creating industry. its a big BIG planet covered in LOTS of dust. the polar is caps are covered in LOTS of ice and snow, yet deep underneath there is chance of frozen life lost deep under the snows of time. the polar ice caps were once part of pangea before it separated, and pangea had tons of life. we even have found frozen cavemen and wooly mammoths, so whos to say that under all that ice their isn't an entire plethora of life and death that we know nothing about?
this is not just our planet, its our home; our world. it lives. magma flows through it like blood, continents move across it like flesh, plants grow on it like hair, light shines from it like eyes, and we live on it like bacteria. we are the antibodies of our planets heavenly body, and we should be finding ways to preserve it and keep it and ourselves alive rather than cannibalizing it like some deadly virus. when we bleed do we just empty out like a bullet riddled bucket spilling out water? no, our body converts other cells into more blood. when our bones break do they just fall to pieces like a jenga  tower made from wet tissue? no, our blood cells repair and reset the damage. when we close our eyes do we drown in utter blackness like a mammoth drowning in tar? no, we open our eyes and the rods and cones work to filter in the light and allow us to see the world and all its glory.
we are strong, we are brave, we are resilient, we are great. we. are. humanity. and this planet is our domain. we live here and we must die here. one planet, one life; we either all live together or we will one day die together.
that is my message, take it or leave it; I do not care. either we take efforts to both protect our worlds resources AND find more efficient ways to use and extract them, or forever remain deadlocked in the eternal struggle of our existence. we have to live together, but that doesn't mean we have to like each other.
"this is not the first world, this is not the last; what we have in the present comes from our past. rain or shine, from the dystopian and the divine; we have but one world. your world....and mine."

another dumb article [career verses currency (or is my job worth the price i pay for doing it?)]

okay those are some big numbers. but now lets see a reference article that lists the costs required to ACTUALLY GO TO AND GRADUATE schools with those degrees. yes those jobs pay a lot, and yes they are hiring a lot; but lots of things can negatively affect people who WANT these careers. credit, debt, intelligence, testing scores, your work experience, criminal records, facebook pages, and even other applicants. if you want that job, and someone else does; and that person is willing to do ANYTHING to get that job, then they may outdo you. sabatoge, lies, greed, corruption, a darkness lies in the hearts of all men. and even if you have perfect scores and perfect reputation; there will ALWAYS be someone who wants it more. the workforce is not some kind of beautiful entity that loves the people in it. its a jungle, a vast, aggressive, tightly clustered jungle. and if you aren't careful you might get killed and NEVER make it out. jobs are a privelage to us not a right, and you can be fired at any time for any reason. believe me I know people who were doing their damned best and doing everything they were asked, and they paid the price. im not saying that jobs are bad, im saying that people are bad. and some people are VERY bad, most end up in a hellish place that treats them like animals when they are LIVING BEINGS. but some of them don't get caught, and others never truly pay their dues. when you graduate from that college and get your dream job, make sure you can wake up in the morning and be proud of the people who pay you and the work you do. in a world full of oysters everyone wants pearls, but im fine selling necklaces.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/careersandeducation/the-college-majors-with-the-highest-starting-salaries/ar-AAcFAnW?ocid=HPCDHP

a seemingly racist joke thats really just an animal poke

a elephant and a donkey walk into a bar, there at the counter is a female dog on a date with a half-chinchilla half mink. the dog looks at the elephant and says, "hey when you buy beer for your house where do you store it? in your trunk?!" the dog starts laughing and the elephant retorts, "hey bitch, why don't you take that chink boyfriend of yours and shove your witty jokes up my hairy ass?"

anoter dumb artile - [finances with wolves (or how i learned to live a life wih minimum poverty)]

ten reasons why you will always be poor? ok then, how about ten reasons how you will always have spending money?

1. NEVER use credit cards. if you have the money to buy something, why use a piece of plastic that would cause you to pay even more than you planned. the credit card companies aren't the people trying to get you hooked in debt [conspiracy theorists can take the nearest Pegasus channel to kiss my ass]. actually in fact, its the banks who want you in debt TO THEM. you use credit cards to buy things you cant really afford. you think "hey I can just pay it off later when I want, after all I cant afford this anyways with MY job". what you don't know is that banks send you those credit card offers to get you to apply saying "low interest!" or "0% apr!" READ THE BACK OF THE FORMS. they state that after a certain period of time after your first purchase the credit card companies charge you upwards of 33.3% and more. the banks want you to owe them money so they can take your property.
don't believe me?
you go to the bank to get a loan for your new house. the bank now only has you owing the for that house. then you spend your time and your days buying pretty little trinkets to place in that home. you get a credit card application in the mail one day and you apply for the card. then you end up owing money to the card companies [if you are not responsible]. and who owns the card companies? THE BANKS. so you build up debt that you cant pay off and then they come to collect your debts. you cant pay them, so the bank takes your house, your car, and EVERYTHING YOU OWN in them.
suddenly the bank now owns a shitload of new shiny trinkets that were once yours, they own your house, AND they own your cars. they then sell your things and have all the money.
nuff said.
2. NEVER take cash advances. the interest is just too high and you can never pay it off. if you really need to pay for something and you don't have the money now but will later, then use a credit card. I know that contradicts my previous rule, but not really; because I only suggest against using credit cards if you DONT have the money to pay them off.
not using credit cards period is a VERY bad idea. you need to have a credit score to live out basic functions of every day life [buying a car, buying a home, going to college, applying for a job, even trying to raise children]. the idea is MODERATION, build a credit score responsibly; or ruin your life.
3. DONT GO IT ALONE. stay in contact with your friends and especially your family. in hard times its ok to ask your famiy or friends for help. it takes a man to admit when hes wrong, but only a REAL man knows when to ask for help. its not demeaning [well it is in some cases], its simple common sense. the general doesn't run in alone to fight a war, she takes her whole army.
friends and family can really be useful if you catch yourself in a snafu of cosmic proportions up shit creek without piss or a paddle. eventually we all need to ask for help with one thing or another, and staying close to our families and friends ensures that we can ALL help each other whe we are in a bind.
4. PAY YOUR BILLS AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE. by paying your bills as soon as you can, you leave yourself with much more options for what to do with your finances. its important to pay your bills on time so that you keep a good credit score. bad credit scores can lead to many roadblocks in life. with a bad credit score you can be denied a job, a car, a home, school loans, and even basic appliances such as new microwaves and refrigerators.
5. WATCH WHAT YOU BUY. when you spend money on food or ameneties be sure that you don't just buy your favorite brands. looking for cheaper foods of the same type can yield more savings in the long run.  yes having expensive things is great in the short term. till you cant afford to pay your bills and they shut off the lights, the heat and cooling, and eventually your life. don't ignore beggars, the less fortunate, and the homeless; karmas a bitch and she is no friendly mistress. if you ignore the less fortunate and only think for your own needs one day you may just be there on the cold, dead, heartless streets yourself.
6. JUST BECAUSE ITS OUT IN THE OPEN DOESNT MEAN ITS A DEAL. stores tend to put certain items out in the open near the entrance to isles to goad shoppers into buying them without looking further. if you pay attention to the prices and actually look in the isles you will see that cheaper foods of the same type are there.
7. OPEN BOX=BIG DISCOUNTS. if you are buying toys or gifts [non perishables] and you see something in an opened box, buy it if you can. stores are required to offer "open box discounts" on open items [10% exactly plus whatever coupons you may have]. if you buy them, be sure everything is inside. take them home and use some super glue or a glue stick to reseal the boxes like new.
8. GOODWILL IS NOT JUST FOR POOR PEOPLE. for god sakes people, don't spend a billion dollars to get yourself five pairs of designer jeans at some "specialty store". you can spend 25 dollars at goodwill or a thrift store and come out with over 10 pairs of fully intact jeans. shirts, shorts, shoes, even collectibles can be bought at discount thrift stores for a fraction of the cost you would spend at other stores [plus thrift stores are where all those things eventually end up anyways.] but I wouldn't suggest buying underwear at a thrift store [yuck!]
9. DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE. when buying name brand electronics at phone stores or places like best buy, the employees will try to gut you for as much money as they possibly can. be sure you have a buddy with you who already has a working smart phone so that you can review specks, look for possible bugs or flaws in the products, and [heres the REALLY IMPORTANT PART] price check. most stores do price matching, but some will tell you they don't. be sure you know for sure before being lied to and tricked. typically if an item is sold on amazon.com [oh how I hate them so much] for a cheaper price, and you have a smart phone that you can use to show the store; they will have to sell you the product for the lesser price. [if they price match].
10. MOST IMPORTANTLY, BE BOTH FRUGAL AND FRIVOLOUS. if you have the money to spare without recourse, then spend away! buy whatever makes you happy. you don't have to penny pinch till the copper comes out your eyes, you just have to keep track of your spending [buy a cheap calculator]. if you cant afford something you REALLY want, try looking at other places. especially pawn shops [the good trustful ones], you can put something you really want on layaway and pay it off over a longer period of time with less money. its important to be happy when thinking over your finances, if you get pissed off or aggravated when counting your expenses, something is probably wrong. not in the sense that your making a mistake, but rather that if you are making so little money that you want to just burn everything to the ground and start over, then you need a reality check and a life change.

remember that money is not about having so much that you can buy and sell peoples souls, its about making enough that you can AFFORD to be happy. I buy trading cards, my roommate buys transformers and models, my father buys cameras and tinkers with them; everyone has a little thing that keeps them happy when they spend their money. don't be afraid to take chances and leaps of faith, and don't be reckless. plan your attack, then strike when the timing is right.
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/personalfinance/23-reasons-why-you-will-always-be-poor/ss-AAbZmeL?ocid=HPCDHP#image=7

my business

so now it has happened. i finally have my own business where i can sell my art.

https://www.facebook.com/sjpcreations?fref=ts
http://www.sjpcreations.com/artist-bio.php

my other media

so i have other places where i post from time to time
tri-ite.weebly.com
trioofhonor.weebly.com
storymaster19.blogspot.com
storymaster19.weebly.com

my facebook:
sam pernicano

or on youtube:
SPon23567

or on my business:
https://www.facebook.com/sjpcreations?fref=ts
http://www.sjpcreations.com/artist-bio.php

anyone up for trades? [pokemon]

right so i have a ton of shiny pokemon and rare pokemon with their special abilities and special moves. but i need a shitload of evolutionary stones here to evolve them. i have pokemon x and alpha sapphire both so anyone who wants to trade me pokemon holding evo stones please comment below.

pussy logging sentient trees.

Im all for the logging industry as we need the materials made from the wood of trees. But not the senseless destruction of beautiful mother earth. If they planted new trees after cutting down old ones we could still use the lumber for resources. Of course thats still kind of screwed up, i mean what if you learned that the only reason you were born is so you can watch your parents, friends, and neigbors be murdered in front of you and then watch yoursef be killed as new babies are beng raised to suffer the same fate. Then imagine you are paralyzed and can do NOTHING to stop that ruthless slaughter....god thats horrible.

pussy gustafaba word of the week

Gustafaba - verb

The term for when you pour canned beans into a bowl, walk up to a stranger, then flip the bowl onto their head and yell "gustafaba!"

Can also be used as an exclamation for something so fucked up that no word in the English language suits it.

(Direct translation: Spanish for "lots beans")

pussy! the perverted view test. (for ratings)

To anyone who reads these posts, this is a simple test. I am going to put the word "pussy" in my post titles for a while. I am interested in seeing how it affects the number of page views. Alas if you come here to see pornography, too bad. Try bang bros, xhamster, wankdb, xvideos, or go steal a playboy.
or just get a life. You can have mine if you want.
what? Oh you thought I was going to be all smart? Come one people im still an honest ass (btw have you seen the little guy supposed to be riding me down the grand canyon? He left me with these people visiting for a tour and went to take a leak. Its been days now and ive eaten the tourists and im beginning to starve. What a way to go...a donkey starving to death in the grand canyon...)

reading minds

human anatomy is nothing but a complex living computer. just as computers use electrical signals combined with binary code to complete actions, the human body uses electrical signals and muscles to complete actions. the human rain and body can do incredible things, but one misconception is that we can access 100% of our brains and become some kind of super hero. we can only access so much brain power before we reach our limit, as certain functions like breathing, digestion, heart rate, and our immune system are controlled by unconscious thought. if we were to override those instinctual actions to aquire 100% of our brains we would die within minutes.
if moving a muscle or speaking as nothing more than an electrical impulse, then theoretically we could read other peoples minds by thinking on that same frequency. in the same manor if we had full control of our brains we could make ourselves immortal [by releasing large amounts of melotonin and sending signals from our brains to our injuries and willingly cause them to heal.] or even shapeshift.

infinite lives in super mario world

this one is probably not needed but whatever. in the super Mario world yoshis island you can obtain near infinite lives via two ways that are simple.
you need the cape powerup first and  the green switch palace unactivated. once starting the green switch palace level you will see a red shell next to a blue p switch near a brown frown block. pick up the red shell and toss it at the left wall, cape spin [b button] and stop the shell as close to the left wall as possible, then use the spin jump [r button] and bounce the shell into the air. be sure you jump without accidentally sending the shell flying to the right. if you do this right you can gain points that stack till you earn a 1 up. [max 20 consistent 1 ups].

[UPDATE!] infinite money in pokemon alpha sapphire/omega ruby

if you are having trouble getting money in the recent pokemon games [omega ruby and alpha sapphire] there is a simple way to get spare cash. to do this you must have 1. beaten both Roxanne [level 15 max. I suggest using shroomish, mudkip, lotad, wingull, or combusken if you battle with torchic like crazy] and brawly [bumped down to level 16 max. I suggest tailow, wingull, torchic/combusken w/ flying type move.]  [the gym leaders]. and 2. gotten the tm "thief" from the team aqua grunt in the museum in slateport. after that you teach thief to any high level pokemon that can learn it, being sure that it has no held items. then simply use the search feature in the dexnav that lets you look for wild pokemon by clicking their icon and searching near tall grass. [you can only do this if you have caught the pokemon.] when the pokemon pops out you need to slowly move towards it. get close enough and the search feature should tell you the pokemons level, first move [generally an egg move], ability [typically use this to find secret abilities like a wurmple with run away.], and whether the pokemon has a hold item [and thusly what that item is]. find and battle pokemon with items [any held item will do], battle them, then use "thief" to steal the pokemons item.

repeating this method can allow you to get near infinite numbers of items from various wild pokemon quite early in the game. [which helps with buying items you REALLY want.] this method is also a bit more efficient than using pokemon with the "pickup" ability [as every battle wont guarantee an item. 10% means 1 battle out of every 10 gets an item.]

for this method to be less frustrating its best you walk into the pokemon that your dexnav search expunges from the tall grass as missing them [via moving too fast, annoying npc's moving I your way while trying to walk, running into normal wild pokemon while walking towards the magic spot of majestic black mystery, or other methods of screwing up.] typically causes the dexnav search function to turn around and kick you in the grapes.

just use thief on pokemon that the dexnav lists holding various items. then sell those items. [I have so much stolen honey from surskits I could make a cleptomaniac bee shit its draws.]

[UPDATE!]

ok so another way for infinite money that is a bit les complicated:
past mauville city is four boulders you can use rock smash on. [located above the winstrate family house]. simply smash the boulders using rock smash [try zigzagoon as it can learn cut, rock smash, surf, and its pickup ability helps you get more items in the case you run into geodude]. just smash the four boulders, grab whatever comes out, then go into the winstrate house, leave, and re-smash the four boulders.
I got tons of pearls, big pearls, stardust, ethers, max ethers, soft sand, hard stones, and other items that I sold to get ass loads of money.
this method is simpler in gathering money quickly.

[you can also equip a luck incense/amulet coin and rebattle the trainers using the dexnav. be warned that if you don't have at least two pokemon above level 22 or so you may get your ass kicked in the effort to spam trainers.]

[also using the lunch room in new mauville with the above items also gets you money quick, but only if you manage to defeat the trainers in one hit. finish the battles In the turns specified by the food you order and you get a free nugget.]

darksiders 2 gnomad gnomes - [GET THE FIRST GNOME EARLY WITHOUT THE VOID WALKER!]

right so to get the first gnome early: equip a hammer and scythes [duh], go into the water just below the bottom of the stairway that leads to the voidwalker portal on the ceiling, then wall run and jump repeatedly till you are touching the ceiling [starting on the left works best], jump from ceiling height, swing the scythes twice [making sure you are facing the stairs], then immediately follow up by pressing and holding the hammer button till you do a ground pound. if done right you should land on the bottom step. walk up the stairs and boom! theres your early gnome room, your super special awesome burger meal of chests, and a boatman coin. yay!

http://www.ign.com/wikis/darksiders-2/GnoMAD%27s_Gnomes

who hacked sony? was it north korea?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/technology/sony-hackers-methods-led-fbi-to-trace-attack-to-north-korea/ar-AA7SL1n?ocid=ASUDHP


not sloppy, but rather dubious. the hackers clearly had the means and information to hack into sony's computers and release information. north korea also had their internet shut down for a short period and they blamed the united states. the facts are that anyone guilty of the incredible crimes committed by the hackers would clearly not want to be caught or arrested. and anyone guilty of a serious crime would choose to shift blame to another person to avoid conviction; a person who nobody likes and/or who nobody would miss.
my guess is that the hackers may have used a program to hide or bounce their ip address to another location in case they were ever caught or hacked themselves. there is a simple program called "ipshark" that does just that. it doesn't mask or hide the users ip address, but rather bounces the signal to a randomly chosen ip address set by the user them selves. this makes any attempt to learn the users whereabouts impossible as the program reroutes potential hackers to another location. as such if homeland security or the federal government attempted to find the hackers they would instead find that the hackers were working from a completely different location.
now im not pro north korea nor am i against the american government. i simply believe in the justice system and in that belief i wish to see that no innocent man be convicted of something he did not do. i believe that the hackers may be attempting to blame north korea so that the united states takes action against them. the fact that north korea openly offered to join the united states in the hacking investigation before anyone else and before we even had any idea where to start looking also shows suspicion.
the first person to offer to join a manhunt often committed the crime. that said i believe we must first look into the facts at hand and the evidence on the table before sending the public into an uproar.

20 facts about sex: "i have a boner, does anyone have any invega?"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/20-weird-facts-about-sex-and-love/ss-BB5deUx?ocid=ASUDHP#image=21


my thoughts in order:

true.
true. specially if you live in the south.
false.
what...the fuck...is a "rom-com"? cant you just say "romantic comedy" for fucks sake? stop making up words!
thats not hard. just watch what you eat.
i call shenannigans!
anybody wanna comment?
again just watch what you eat.
yeah right. im nothing but humble and ive never even had a girl take interest in me.
yes, because all couples both work high paying jobs, have savings accounts, have no debt or bills, no kids to care for, and oodles of money they can spare.
wait what? ok then im free ladies! lets go shoot some innocent paper! whoooo!
actually it would morally ruin me and make me not only want to be alone to contemplate our relationship, but also make me not want to have sex or even be in the same room as her. rather just tell me you arent satisfied and i will do whatever it takes till you are.
wait, ew! oh god, youre both covered in semen, sweat, vaginal fluids, spit, and whatever things you used for lube or foreplay (ky jelly, food, nuru oil, or spermicide). yeah thats like making the worlds worst sandwich, yuk!
ok yeah, the previous comment again...
ok, what? love is a mental disorder? lets treat that crush with ritalin! whooo! whoo! wh- uuuuuhhhhhhh....wow man...i can see the color of air...
wait if marraige increases a mans bone strength does divorce weaken it?
wait what the hell? sex rash?! that sounds like a new brand of yeast infection cream. "sex rash! yeahhhh! if you have a yeast infection, try sex rash for your protection".
alright so i just fucked 10 guys, two goats, a girl, and five chickens...when do i start losing weight?
whoooo! yeeeaaah! shake that granny fanny! take it off- whoah god no! put it on! put it back on grandma!