Tuesday, March 20, 2018

one for the ages - how long before music goes out of style?

ok heres a legit math question,
considering three things:
    1. average song length
    2. average song titel length
    3. number of words in the english language
    4. factoring in that the average PROFESSIONAL WRITER types 60 words a minute
just how long before we can no longer write new lyrics for songs?
ie. how long before every possible combination of words and lyrics has been used and we can no longer create any new lyrics?

[let use country music since it follows a very typical predictable pattern]

the number of words in the english language:
171,476 words in current use, 
47,156 obsolete words.
9,500 derivative words included as subentries.
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/how-many-words-are-there-in-the-english-language
as the source.
ok so this means we have about 228,132 possible words in the english language.

average song length:
ok follow me on this one. 
most songs follow an abc sequence with a chorus. 
this means one line of lyrics that can be split in half to make two lines [usually averaging 8-16 words]
then followed by the next line using the same amount. [8-16]
then often times  followed by the final line before the chorus [usually avergaing 6-9 words]
then the chorus, which is usually about 4-8 words per line and has roughly 4-8 lines. 
then it repeats. usually two times more.
then the final chorus.

it typically changes lyrics, but keeping the same number of words each section.
and it repeats typically 2-3 times before the final chorus.

ex:
[line one part 1]
[line one part 2]
[line two part 1]
[line two part 2]
[prechorus line p.1]
[prechorus line p.2]

[chorus p1]
[chorus p2.]

[repeat]

[ending chrous]

now average song title length:
really only 1-4 words

ok using the above info, one could theoretically convert these numbers. using 60 words a minute to calculate the different number of word combinations into a real time. it would be every possible word multiplied by itself for the number of words for each section, counting the chorus only once [till the ending chorus]. then doing the same for the title. and finally calculating the 60 words per minute [where 60 words equals one minute in real time].
fuck it im trying based off my numbers. doing the largest first. also since no line can be the same following a previous with the exception of the chorus, i have to subtract the number of words from the previous line before doing the next one.

[OOOOOKAAAAAAYYYY.... THIS SHIT... is getting put on hold till i get a better calculator. HAHA!
number of words:
228,132
first line:
16 words-[228,132 x itself]= 
second line:
16 words:
prechorus:
9 words
chorus:
8 words, 8 lines
line 1:
line 2:
line 3:
line 4:
line 5:
line 6:
line 7:
line 8:



i know theres a formula one can use to test this, to see how long we can keep making new lyrics. the idea is not to consider repeating words or "fake words" [ie. urban dictionary]. without averaging the top 100 best songs [including number of words in title, average number of lines and words [in chorus, prechorus, and basic line scheme before that]]. my estimate would be several quadrillion years before we run out of all possible combinations. [factoring in that the average person types 60 words a minute and converting 1 minute in the real world per 60 words].
lets put this into terms: 228,132 words in the english language=about 60 HOURS [63] of NON STOP typing. this is how long it would take a PROFESSIONAL WRITER to write all the known possible words in the english language if they typed nonstop. considering you hallucenate after 36 hours with no sleep and you LITERALLY DIE if you go 3 days without water, if you took this task on youd just BARELY finish with 9 HOURS before you would DIE from dehydration. forget you retarded suicidal marathon gamers, im typing the ENTIRE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
not to mention the fact that you would need to have it memorized. meaning if you even wanted to try to finish typing every word in the oxford dictionary [and all subwords] before 72 hours passed, you would only have 9 hours to spare. i mean i bet this is a world record that NOBODY has, i would BET MONEY on that. cause that would be INSANE. [and if anyone wanted to try, under careful monitoring and safe condtions, i would LOVE to see]. and anyone DARING to try this at home...DONT. or ill send a stalking stick man to haunt your life.
but LOOK AT THAT SHIT UP THERE! thats taking 2 days and multiplying by itself 16 times. and thats just line 1! [btw about 131,000 days-358 years]. yet more proof that music is the power of the soul.... cause in the end it is yet another thing that will outlive us all.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

time for poetry and songs - "death and guns"

guns and death.
guns and death.
all they talk is guns and death.
man wins the loterry? oh look! a decapitaded head!
its all we see, its all we hear.
just guns and death.

whats that? the saviro is born?
look! two shot dead in their home!
guns and death.
all our eyes ever come to see
all our hearts decived to percive.

BANG! BANG!

the reapers packing heat!
guns and death.
its all we see.

no matter how bright the light may shine.
theres always a bullet in someones behind.
blind to the truth and lifes wonderous facade,
they feed us blood and hate, and condemn us like gods.
its just guns and death.
guns and death.
never common sense.

what about the safety and solice?
wheres the justice and peace?
its five miles back,
in a trail of burning flames.
hard to not ignite passions
with pants in a lying game.

open one eye and see the bullet
the other and see the corpse.
guns and death.
the reaper is shamed.
his career now but a game.

where is the reason?
where is the rhyme?
you seek to find it,
check back five lines.

guns and death.
watch them skip the truth.
death and guns.
dead by a booth.
death. in its own light.
guns. blamed for every fight.
together. making your every night.

death and guns. life and love.
which sells more?
life stomps the love and loves a whore.
death and guns.
death and guns.
all we see is fukcing death and guns.

time for change, to open our eyes.
start eating the truth, stop spitting up lies.
death and guns, no more; time for change.
teach them compassion, honor, and a sense of duty.
and responsibility.
death and guns.
no more.

Saturday, March 10, 2018

"my knight and me" and "jimmy neutron" are the same show - MY film theory

has anyone noticed the EXTREME simalarities between these two shows?
including but not limited to:
kat being a rip off of cindy
both characters being names jimmy, having the same right swooped hair, and even the same eyebrows.
the dads being named hugh and henri
the advanced technology used beyond their times
both jimmys being super intelligent
the constant use of the phrase "jimjab" by henri to jimmy, his son. which was also used in JIMMY NEUTRON by hugh to jimmy, HIS son.
also if you look at an image of hugh neutron he looks oddly similar to henri in his face, eyes, and chin.
heres an image of "my knight and me":
and heres one of jimmy neutron:
notice the similar hair, the same eyebrows, and notice that cindy looks similar to kat. it is as if they simply took jimmy neutron, ripped it off, and placed it in the middle ages. its one thing to rip similar characters as everyone has done that at some point, but to rip a LITERAL apolegy and catch phrase, "im sorry jimjab" from jimmy neutron?
either they broke copyright law or "my knight and me" is related to "jimmy neutron". its entirely possible that henri, jimmy, kat, and the others are relatives of the cast of jimmy neutron. even colbert resembles one of the monks in jimmy neutron and theres a squire that looks and acts similar to carl.
my theory is that the cast of jimmy neutron descended from the cast of my knight and me. or that its them in an alternate reality.
if only mattpat and film theory could cover this.....