Friday, March 22, 2013

NOW INTRODUCING THE SHRINKING RAINBOW!

so I thought that if I shrunk a rainbow that maybe it would eventually turn white. after turning every color in the world BUT the color white, I learned why the gays use the rainbow as their symbol. ITS F**ING INSANE!

THE RAINBOW PROJECT [now with confusing colors that dont match the descriptions]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-fMG4F1w9o&feature=youtu.be
THE RAINBOW PROJECT [now with new stoner vision]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyQ90rSdGJY&feature=youtu.be
THE RAINBOW PROJECT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNT1ahfLNwM&feature=youtu.be

NEW PROJECT UP AND FINISHED

62 colors

so I got bored of all the planning and complicated diagrams. this months video art project not only gets to come out 9 days early, but this project has multiple versions. each one has its own unique color scheme, sometimes I just want chaos and disorder.

62 COLORS DARK BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Z0gxToHks&feature=youtu.be
62 COLORS FIRECHALK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rqr7nr2vVU&feature=youtu.be
62 COLORS FUSS RIPPLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaGhmVCD8-c&feature=youtu.be
62 COLORS OLD SCHOOL SILENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzJR8g0Cp5c&feature=youtu.be
62 COLORS ORGINAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smDivFWtroU&feature=youtu.be
62 COLORS PIXELLATED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_5NQatx34&feature=youtu.be
62 COLORS PSYCHED OUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZVP033oPcw&feature=youtu.be
62 COLORS WHITEOUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOReaoH0Oks&feature=youtu.be

theres a platypus in my colon.

Monday, March 4, 2013

S.S. CHAPTER 5

S.S. CHAPTER 5
Abortions:
 You people make me sick; when you abort an unborn pregnancy you aren’t killing a child. you are killing a blob of living tissue that can’t breathe, think, eat, talk, move, walk, learn, make choices, that doesn’t know life from death, that has ...made no mistakes or good decisions, that nobody knows, that doesn’t have a gender, and that hasn’t even been born to life yet.
 Abortions are the same as simply refusing to eat or drink anything while the child is inside you. If you don’t feed it, it will die, so according to this story an anorexic whose unborn child dies due to lack of food is just as bad as a woman who gets an abortion. So every single one of you out there who thinks abortion is wrong also think that being disabled or mentally ill is also morally wrong?
You’re all saying that people with aids or autism are monsters who should be shunned by society and murdered or imprisoned? YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! HOW COULD YOU BE SO HATEFUL TO PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO ARE DISABLED?! You all are monsters.
 

Sunday, March 3, 2013

mars and doomsday

The mars life theory and doomsday 2012

So how many people out there actually believe in aliens? I’m not talking about the illegal ones who keep trying to get into our country.  I’m talking about the freaky ones that live in planets far, far away.  But how far away are these aliens really? Are we really alone out there in the universe? Was there someone there before us? Lets get into this, cause I'm gonna freak you people out.

 Lets look at some pictures:

1

2

3

4

5

6

 

Three of those pictures are of mars, and the other three are of land after desertification.  Can you tell which ones are which?

So what is desertification? It IS a real thing; it’s a condition that occurs to land that has been stripped of all its nutrients and valor.  It exists in places like the Middle East and sub Saharan Africa.  For those of you that don’t know, we have just recently discovered dried up riverbeds on mars surface.  Also, just about everybody knows that the soil on mars is very rich in iron.  Think of mars eons and eons ago. 

Mars, the planet is covered in vast oceans and lakes.  Mass production of iron is capable, thanks to the massive quantity of iron.  So steel structures and homes are built all over the planet.  Small forests allow for the production of oxygen and clearing for land plots.  The rich soil is great for producing many crops and plants.

Over the years, the inhabitants use up more and more of the planets resources.  Suddenly, the planets oceans and lakes begin to dry up.  The plants, now without moisture, die out.  The inhabitants now begin to run out of food.  Suddenly the planet breaks into epic chaos.  Fights over supplies begin as people begin to starve and the in habitants begin to die.  Then the end of life as they know it comes.

Whether it’s a world war, a nuclear holocaust, an act of god, or a natural disaster that destroys all the life, we may never know.  In fact life may have never existed in the first place.  However, if we discovered dried up lakebeds by scraping away the dirt on the ground, which knows what may lay deeper in the planets crust. 

Fossils, minerals, even destroyed civilization could be lying under trillions of years worth of dust and rock.  Think about OUR planet and the fossils of dinosaurs.  Mars has been plagued by dust storms for years.  So who knows what lies underneath all that rock?  All I know is that if NASA ever discovers something EXTREMELY “out of the ordinary”, it will be the governments decision on whether or not we see it.  Probably area 51’s jurisdiction. 

It makes me wonder if the government is cutting NASA’s funds for a reason.  I think they know something that they don’t want us to know.  Heck, if you knew that aliens lived in your world, you’d probably freak out.  I can understand why they keep this stuff quiet.

Now for something to freak you out.  Remember those photos? Well which ones did you think were from mars? Well photos 1, 3, and 6 are from mars; photos 2, 4, and 5 are of various places after desertification.  Creepy how they all look the same isn’t it? (Well its creepy for those of you who didn’t cheat and look them up in google.) 

That’s just my point.  That could be earth in a few million years or so.  Mars is the only planet that resembles a location on earth after desertification.  If we keep up our current rate of consumption on our planet we will suffer the same fate, or worse.  If the world ends in 2012 the way predicted, then we will look like mars in about a hundred thousand years or so if we all die.

All it takes is a little heat to evaporate all the water.  Or a simple mega volcano eruption to start another ice age.  It all starts with a mega earthquake.  For those of you who don’t believe, and those who do, here’s what’s in store for 2012…if the world ends.  For the record of reference, the discovery channel did a special on this.

Doomsday 2012 (from the discovery channel)

It all comes down to the sun.  On and after December 21, 2012, the sun is scheduled to fire a powerful magnetic pulse into the earths range.  This happens once every 5000 years or so, however, this pulse is going to be different.  Usually when the sun fires this repulse, the earth’s magnetic field repels it and it does no harm.  Well research shows that the earths magnetic field is weakening due to what some think is a “switch”.  This “switch” occurs every 10,000 years, in which the poles swap.  Basically north becomes south, and south becomes north.  Before this, chaos can break out, where N and S poles break out all over the globe.  According to research, this has happened once before in the earth’s lifetime.

Astronomy lesson:
One other thing I want to point out is that about every 13,000 years, the earth does actually flip and flop over.  This causes a change in the constellations in which the summer and spring constellations become fall and winter, and vice versa.  Lets put it this way to make it simple, around 1,000 years ago or so, the North Star wasn’t the North Star.  It was actually in the southern hemisphere.  So the sky isn’t always the same.

 Doomsday 2012 (from the discovery channel) – continued

When the sun fires this magnetic pulse, we will have about 7 minutes or so before it reaches the earth.  If it hits the earth with enough power, chaos will reign supreme.  First thing to go will be the earths crust.  I have no idea if the blast will be magnetic or anti-magnetic, but either way, it will make the iron in the earths to vibrate.

So what will happen? Well here’s my layout:

If the blast is anti-magnetic, it will most likely cause the iron in the earth to push into itself.  This will result in trenches and crevices forming and pits opening up.  This may result in water levels falling in some places, and in others rising.  This is due to the fact that in anti-magnetism, the metal is pushed away from the magnetic source.

If the blast is magnetic, it will cause the iron in the earth to pull into itself.  This will result in mountainous formations, mega tsunamis, pitfalls, and cities crumbling to the ground.

The second effect of the blast is tsunamis, but not just your average tsunamis.  These tsunamis will be what the experts call “mega tsunamis”.  These are waves that are hundreds of feet tall.  These kinds of waves could take out entire cities in one fell swoop, and leave nothing behind.  Imagine the empire state building or the sears tower and your standing at the top.  You will be just above the wave; yeah, it’s that big.

The third threat is mega volcano eruptions.  The massive earthquakes will cause massive volcanic activity globally.  The worst could be in Yellowstone Park, where a not so sleepy mega volcano is lying, and is planned to erupt in the next decade.

After the massive volcanic activity, the earth’s atmosphere will be covered in ash.  This will block out the sun, killing all plant life.  You may be sitting there thinking that plants don’t matter, but what do farm animals eat to stay alive? They die, and next will be the humans.

The final nail in the coffin will be the massive nuclear winter from the blockage of the sun.  Temperatures will plummet, and without power, or homes, humans will begin to fight each other for food.

The upside is that experts believe that the likelihood of utter destruction is pretty low.  They say that the most likely thing to happen is that the satellites will be taken out, and we will be without power for about 10-15 years.  Doesn’t sound bad right? Well think about this, there’s only so much canned food out there.  If we lose power, we will root back to our animal instincts, and I’m damn well ready for that.

Still, if disaster does strike and the world is destroyed, you better either have a survival plan, or just hope you die fast and painlessly.  Cause 2012 is only two years around the corner…
 
doomsday survived
 
so the day has passed and we have lived. yet the threat still isnt over. desertification is a real thing and the earth is a living thing. the core is its heart, the crust its skin, the magma its blood, the vegitation its hair, the atmosphere its lungs, we humans its cells and immune system, the moon its eyes, and the sun its food source. the earth is ALIVE, which means that one day IT WILL DIE. and like any living organism, when the earth dies its cells and immune system die too.
our days are numbered and soon we will pass away. nobody knows when or how we will go, but when the end comes there is nothing we can do to save our fate. deaths a bitch people.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

the whys of women

why do women want a man older than them? so they can feel young. women dont like feeling or bging reminded of how old they are.
why do women date men who are total assholes? because they believe they can change. women believe that they can change a man for the better and believe that one day he will be nicer and more honest. even when presented with evidence against this fact they will still stay.
why do women date abusive men? because after abusing a woman the man gives her a gift and promises he wont do it again. then he plays the pity card and makes her feel sorry for him.
why do women divorce a man after a happy wedding? because she expects the man to pick up the slack and help care for her and the family. the man only wants sewx, sports, beer, and violence and when she wont give it he finds someone who will. most divorces are the mans fault and rarely happen because of something the woman did.
why do women date men who are slobs or less attractive than them? so they can feel more attractive and useful. some women see men who are unattractive slobs as "projects" that they can work on and try to fix up. they look at the attractive man and think, "well at least hes less attractive then me."
why do women like rockstars and musicians so much? because artistic people are passionate and expressive. women prefer a man who is expressive and shares his feelings and thoughts with her because it allows her to trust him more. women would prefer an axpressive and emotionally kind man over some bulked up musclehead with no personality.
why do women like bad boys so much? because all bad boys have a secret kindness to them. bad boys are rebellious and constantly coll-mannered. women find the rebellious attitude to be exillerating and exciting. bad boys are unpredictable and tough, and all of them have kindness iside their hearts. every girl has to go through at least one bad boy before she is able to settle down and marry happily.

Friday, March 1, 2013

ROUND RIGHT ROUND

project 2 complete, round right round is no up and ready to view. i turn a square grid into a round circle.

http://youtu.be/djD6NhbY0AQ