reese witherspoon is dead?!? [cloned by an asteroid] - monsters vs. aliens theory

in the movie reese witherspoons character [susan] is LITERALLY crushed by a meteorite and given super powers. the meteor is filled with an element known as quantonium, which has strange and unusual properties. the movie shows us that susan was crushed and survived, being mutated into a giant later. but what if something far more complex and dark happened? what if she was killed, cloned, and replaced?
this theory is based around how quantonium functions in the movie when exposed to biomass [or living tissue]. the movie shows us that it can be used to alter cellular structure and even clone another living thing. now it is true the villain needed a full lab to disperse the quantonium into small enough amounts that he could make an army. but what if this was why susans clone was so large and abnormally powerful? the villain does say that she has too much in her and when the seeking robots scan they show her body having waaay more than normal. and the villain even says that he cannot remove all the quantonium from her. 
after removing the quantonium susan still looks like her old self, white hair and all. would she not revert back to her human form? unless of course she was a clone of the original susan [done after she died or via assimilation]. 
this theory works because all the clones created by the vilain via quantonium effectively retain the same memory, mind, body, and thought process as the one they were cloned from. they also seem to only have a limited prior memory capacity. and the clones are easily fooled by anyone that resembles them. 
the clones seeing anyone dessing like them as the same person works for the theory as well, because the first people susans clone would see were her family. obviosly if susan were assimilated into a clone the clone would only need her most recent memories as well. this explains why, despite being 60 feet tall, she still obsesses over her fiance rather than accpeting shes too big. her mind only remembers the most recent memories and that is her obsession of her fiance. 
susan being a clone [and the REAL reese witherspoons character being dead] makes more sense, specially considering the military considers her a monster. they know about the meteorite and obviously knew it hit her. and they probably know the REAL susan is dead [which is why they changed her name]. 
ginormicon is the only monster that DOESNT know shes a monster. 

disneys beauty and the beast theory - GASTON AND THE PRINCE WERE RELATED?!?!?

ok so i just have to point this out: gaston and the prince look A LOT alike. they have the same bodies, hairstyle, eye color, and facial features. whats more is gaston is too fit and adept to be just a hunter. looking at the rest of the townsfolk they are wearing cheap clothes and are unfit looking. gaston has clothing that is befitting a member of nobility and royalty [and even has a freaking servant]. gaston is physically stronger than everyone else ion the town and is trained in a manner that befits one of military or noble descent.

the prince, being royalty would have a military, and normally royalty would have their military march through the cities keeping peace and collectig dues. if the enchantress were to come curse everyone at the castle the military members would likely be left out of the curse as they would be around the town. and seeing as everyone forgot the prince and his castle, the military would be nothing more than ordinary townsfolk. the castle guard would be left out of the enchantress' curse.

what if gaston was a member of the royal guard or even the princes uncle, and happened to be spared the castle curse? as a result he would be left with no memory of his former life and this would entirely explain how he is trained in hand to hand combat, tracking and hunting, firearms, and just so happens to have both clothing befitting that of a noblemen and a personal servant.

i think gaston was directly related to the prince or the royal family.

also if you look at the colors of gastons outfits and the castle as well as the princes post enchantment decorations, the castle bears the same colors gaston wears. typically those of noble descent or whom served the royal families would wear their colors during their time serving them. also gaston has to be getting his money [to cover his gallavanting] from somewhere, and hunting does not pay diddly.

gaston being related to the prince would also make the movie even more unique, as him being either a member of the royal family or one who served them and trying to kill the one he served would make a hell of giant plot twist. it would also fit the enchantress' curse, with gastons terrible fate being because he became what she was trying to prevent the prince from becoming. this huge change between dynamics would make for such a huge bombshell as you realize that the royal family turned on itself.

THE GREATEST. STORY. EVER. - my dealings with ubers terrible customer support and how they nearly ruined a poor drivers life

i had a terrible experience with an uber ride the other day. the driver literally drove off without opening his trunk. inside which was my school backpack, and in that a few things that you would probably NOT want sitting in a beat up shot to !@#$ backpack just sitting in the trunk of your car. so i contacted them to get my "things" back.
this was what they said after i had waited 45 minutes [and 23 hours] in the cold still on meds for strep throat:

to which i rather agitatedly replied the following novel that was that 45 minutes in the cold:

to summarize: uber drivers are endorsed by uber. as long as they follow the rules they agree to they keep driving. MY driver decided to NOT open his trunk which still had my backpack in it. and due to the stress of being in a rush, i had a mild seizure immediately upon exiting his car, forgetting about the backpack. instead of opening the trunk, as literally any logical civic minded person WOULD, he decides to drive off. with my backpack, and my ipad, and my textbooks, aaand my prescription medications FOR my epilipsy and my surgery a couple weeks prior.
whiiiich just so happen to be high level prescription [CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, they WERE PRESCRIBED BY MY DOCTOR] street narcotics that would land you a federal 15 year sentence just for posession. soo i call the driver, he gives me two wrong numbers, then refuses to come back and instead picks up several other people.
long story short, 45 minutes later i failed my major exam as i walk into class with my backpack back and the professor had dismissed everyone. all because this one guy decided it was okay to leave a sick epileptic in the middle of a cold campus without his backpack or meds. after which i was charged for HIS time.

and, i SHITE YOU NOT, THIS was ubers reply to me explaining they literally could have ended up getting their driver thrown in federal prison and had their lost and found facility raided or at least had the cops show up asking some "interesting" questions about a certain ripped backpacks contents.
this was ubers reply to the literal scandal that they narrowly avoided:

i CANNOT make this crap up. "you can ask your driver to leave your 'item' at a local police station" was their suggestion. i love how this involves illegal prescription level narcotics [in anyone elses posesesion but mine with the bottles been prescribed to me] and they still have the word "item". if this HAD gone ass up and made the news this would be all over the nightly comedy news shows like "the daily show" [gods i love trevor noah]. like the entire ordeal sounds suspiciously like a drug deal or something.
it said "no need reply", but i felt i needed to anyways. and THIS is what i said:

this is why i used to use lyft.

#alllifematters i was called a racist in front of 100 people?!?

well i knew that with the half transformed pumpkin in the white house, that this would happen eventually.
i started what i thought was a conversation about working conditons for employee grunts. the man talks about how the stores have young people hauling carts in the freezing cold for no pay. i say "that is because walmart has no unions..."
followed by me being slammed about the catholic church raping kids and next thing i knew the person was calling me every racist term imaginable. as well as making threats and shouting about slavery, which is one of the many horrid scars on our planets history, the person began shouting everything imaginable about opression.
now i am not "white", in fact i have literal genetic evidence of my entire family tree that proves just this [technically i am southern european and my family originates from the druze].  personally i do not see color, i only see an un-unified planet of human life just rippling with potential. i feel that the way people are treated is wrong, even after thousands of years people with "non-white" skin still lack the basic rights, careers, treatments, and equality that everyone flat out deserves. even people of the lgbtqp community and non-patriarchal family lifestyles lack the basic rights that a "straight white male" recieves. and it SICKENS me.
every person has a right to their opinion and really i had no qualms with this person or what they were saying, i mean pretty much everything he said was a comlaint against "the white man" and the opression brought by the rich elite. honestly i agree that the way african americans are treated is and was wrong. i do not like using the term "african american" as it lumps all people of dark skin together as if they all originate from the united states. when this is further from the truth. i understand it is technically a correct term, but when you have individuals whom come from europe, asia, south america, canada, AND africa, calling them "african american" is depriving them of their "roots" and where they truly came from.
every person deserves equal treatment and ignorance and hatred only breeds more ignorance and hatred. i renounce anything the pumkin in the white house says and honestly wish that there were more people like dr martin luther king and ghandi alive today.
but what i realized about this racist encounter is how to react when facing racism.

walk away.

just ignore them and walk away.

it is the only thing you can do. confronting them only makes things worse, and feed their anger.

if you want others to see you are the better person, you have to have the courage to walk away. as trying to defend yourself only results in yourself getting slammed with more racist slurs and insults.

walk away. they act out of ignorance and hate and in most cases there is no trying to reason with them.

just walk away and ignore them, and only if they follow you should you try to defend yourself.

reason will not work. logic will not work. threats and anger only make things worse.

just walk away. and be the better person [gender neutral because racism affects all genders and races].

most people who are racist or say racist things are ignorant and filled with hate from the days of old or from their family.

if they try to come after you, then you must stand up for yourself.

but always be the better person and instead of trying to argue with someone who does not care for words, show with actions. be an example to your fellow human beings and be the better person, so that you can create a better world.

really if nobody reacts to the things these people [all people who preach hate on twitter, facebook, general social media, the news] then they lose their power. words only have power if we let them, and if we ignore those whom they come from they lose their strength.

i do not claim to understand the struggles that muslims, chinese, africans, hispanics, hebrews etc. went through. the ordeals that these people suffered were long and arduous and the enslavement of their people for cheap labor worldwide and for constructing blood structures across the world is impossible to imagine. i do not either claim to understand the stigma that they face and continue to face nor do i believe that five personal experiences equal literal generations of suffering and indignity.

i will say that i have a deep understaning of hatred and ignorance, facing it for more than just my own life but also on the behalf of my fellow human beings. and i do understand racism and many of its causes, and there is not excuse for bigotry, ignorance, or hatred for any specific people. all life has the right to live free of opression and hate and to have the right to speak freely and unhindered by the boot of a greater man. this planet is delicate and all human life has equal value, and not color, sexual preference, religion, nor gender should EVER have any say otherwise.

there is no one race, ethnicity, gender, sex, identity, or person whom is any greater than his fellow man he stand next to. for under the eyes of the stars we are but equal parts of a single whole.