top 9 summoners war [mobile game] trolls/tropes [VIDEO]

for reference purposes here:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.com2us.smon.normal.freefull.google.kr.android.common
you can find the app.
summoners war is an online rpg that plays similar to a mix of final fantasy and pokemon with a turn based attack system. you control monsters you summon from scrolls, crystals, social points, wishes, and monster pieces. speed is a HUGE factor as it determines how fast you attack. [i am GREATLY under-summarizing the entirety of the game, but this is a list of trolls in the game.]
this is a list of "trolls" or dick moves and occurences that happen in the game while playing. i am listing quite possibly the MOST annoying things that people CONSTANTLY complain about.
         this is mostly opinion based, but also from analyzed research from playing
         1. summoning and seeing lightning, then you get... an awakened four or three star.
  ok, why is this a troll? cause your chance of summoning the highest level from a summon [normal summon 3star, crystal or base 3star summon is 5star, legendary base 4star summon is 5star] is less than .05%. so when you see "lightning" it means that you are summoning a monster that is the maximum level for the summon material you are using [with legendary scrolls being exceptions as all monsters 4star+ have lightning].
  this is so much a troll cause you go to summon and you see lightning like, "holy shit! holy shit! its- its- [summons awakened iron] FUC-!"
         2. farming caiross and getting )fatal) runes with dumbass useless stats.
  this is just an ass move, as caiross dungeons [giants, dragons, necropolis] drop crafting materials [of which there are roughly, like, 10 types. 4 if you only do rune dungeons.], angelmons [of which there are 5 types], rainbowmons [of which there are three types], theres transmog stones, scrolls [of which there are two types], and THEN runes. of which there are roughly 5 types for each type of dungeon.
   then for runes there are 6 slots, 1 only has atk, 3 only def, 5 only hp. meanwhile 2, 4, and 6 can have variable stats [with atk, def, atk%, and def% being possible as base stats for all three as exception]. these variable stats are as follows:
2: spd
4: crit rate, crit damage
6: accuracy, resistance
   this makes getting the wrong stats on a rune while rune farming a true troll, as the game functions off rng. so you could get a 6star attack [fatal] rune on slot six, then be like "oh SHIT YEA- what? WHAT?! DEFENSE?! OH FUCK YOU!" cause if you are farming fatal runes defense is one of the last BASE stats you will want [unless you are doing a creative runing for a nuker and need def for something].
           3. violent [extra turn] and despair [stun] runes. 
   ok this just HAD to be on the list. first of all stun runes are just ass moves, as you can spend months perfecting your resistance and someone comes along with stun runes and sweeps your team in rta. despair [stun] runes are just an ass move cause they have a flat chance to stun REGARDLESS of any resistance the enemy has [and oddly i have noticed a strange increase in the proc of stun with accuracy boosting lead skills.]
   btw "proc" stands for "procure" which basically is the general term for when a monster suceeds in activating an ability or rune power [stun/violent]. stun runes have also not yet been nerfed in rta [real time arena, live battles against other people]. in rta stun runes can just keep stunning and theres nothing you can do but use cleansers/healers to prevent/remove the stuns.
   violent runes. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF. seriously. quite possibly the BIGGEST troll in summoners war is VIOLENT RUNES. chasun, belladeon, verad, psamathe, veromos, and any other *** damn !@#^*& monster with muiltple healing skills or miltiple powerful attacks [or just anything really as players are just TOTAL ASSHATS], all will [almost always] have violent runes.
  whats more is violent runes [while only having like a 23% chance to proc], seem to proc roughly 85% of the time on certain monsters [bella, chasun, vero, psamathe, and in my case randy who ALWAYS 99% proc when his third is on cooldown]. violent runes were such a huge problem that the game delevopers actually made a patch for rta to nerf them so they only proc once. do you know how bad something has to be in summoners war for the devlopers to ACTUALLY LIMIT IT? if you ever face vio mons [the cryin' orion !@#* YOU!], youll definitely agree.
         4. bernard+nuke.
   yes, thats right, bernard. hes a troll. anyone who knows how he works uses him, and they make him fast [+200 speed] with huge resistance. you may question why hes listed as a troll, but if you ever face a remotely skilled player who has one set up in the arena youll know why hes listed here. specially since the most popular combo is to set him with a powerful nuker like zaiross or lushen [try it sometime its AWESOME].
  its like trying to outrun the flash with concrete shoes during a nuclear explosion. bernard will almost ALWAYS be fast enough to raise the attack bar and speed of the rest of the team or nuker and RAPE your team.
        5. the freaking light/dark scrolls. and transmogrifications.
   ok this is a kind of personal preference, but the transmogrification stones are impossible to get without buying [as you can only get transmogrification stones from caiross, mainly hall of hagic is where i found it convenient]. transmoged monsters are just transformations that change the forms of monster and their attacks, and most of them are cool. but a lot are, stupid [bounty hunters, most of the rockstar transmogs, and others].
  but the light/darkness scrolls are a huge troll, as without buying them you only get one a month as a login reward at THE END of the month. during this time the caiross dungeon has a light and dark dungeon appear one each week [after the weekend light and dark dungeons open, one one day, then one the next.]
   this opens options for a place called the "secret dungeons" where after finishing a caiross dungeon theres a slim chance that a mini dungeon [one that can have a rare monster from a small list of monsters of the element dungeon you completed] opening. your friends can also find these secret dungeons and when they do you will instantly gain them, and you can ask people with sd you want/need to friend you to get what you want.
  this happens twice a week four times in the month, meaning that by the time you get the light/darkness scroll at the end of the month youll have had the option to farm secret dungeons for light/darkness monsters eight ENTIRE days. if you ever play the game and look at the possible monsters from the light and darkness monster list [ifrit and palladin respectively cannot be summoned], you will notice that the sd give you the option of quite a few monsters.
   the light/darkness scrolls are a troll because they have a 50% chance of summoning either a light OR dark monster [something to do with yin and yang]. and these scrolls can summon from 3star to 5star, but have a VERY low chance of summoning anything above 3star. you can buy another scroll for 29.00 [american], but dont complain if its another sd monster. due to readily easy access to the secret dungeons for 8 days out of the month and the light/darkness scroll being about as effective as the other elemental scrolls, this is a HUGE troll on the players.
   [yes i know they have bi-weekly events that often offer light/darkness scrolls as event rewards, this is a troll because of the access to the sd's and the amount of monsters they have in them. and that you can summon AWAKENED 3star sd mons from a l/d scroll, yeah its happened to me before. i believe it was the dark salamander, and this was recently POST palladin patch.]
       6. palladin fusion: 
   wtf? we waited the months for the buildup for this pos? shes overwhelmingly renowned as worhtless by veterans and noobs alike. yes aoe provoke is murder, but just use a vero or ANY mon with harmful effect removal+immunity runes [i use wind undine]. if you do use her just use violent runes, but really i dont know anyone who even REMOTELY likes her fusion. and the palladin who DID get aoe heal and protect was a different !@#& element.
       7. the chat:
   you cant turn it off, you cant silence it, it slows gameplay, guild leaders are spamming the !@#* megaphones every 3 seconds, people argue in it, people sext in it, people shout racial slurs in it, and people use it to pronounce their political ignorance. when the new guild items were released an item called the "guild megaphone" [an item that lets guild members/leaders post public to chat that they are "recruiting" for their guild.]
   ok this became SOFA KING annoying [haha] that they pathced it the VERY NEXT DAY. the megaphone text was bright *** damn freakin neon green and spamming the top left corner of your screen EVERY two seconds. like people in the chat were literally screaming messages cayse it was so annoying. imagine trying to have a conversation with someone sitting across from you at a table while 18 people standing within 2 feet of your table scream random bullsh*t at people passing by as loud as they can. [insert racist joke here. why? idk, i feel like whoever is reading thought of something racist reading that thing about shouting randomly.]
       8. guild battles:
   the scores determine who you face [your rank]. yet defense does not tally into a guilds score. so you get put into a battle with a rank of like 940 and the opponent has all transmoged nat fives and top tier mons. yet successful defending gets you points. [also wouldnt a guild bank where you could deposit guild points be nice? have withdraw/deposit requests be confirmed by the master and vice master so that nobody could steal points. then you could give someone those 8 points they need for ifrit instead of making them wait.]
   this is not really an issue, but still deserves a mention as if you are new to guild battling and just starting it will be hard. if defense and attacks both score you points, then should they not both contribute to your rank? guild battles are like the equivalent of military skirmishs or war games [and now capture the flag]. you have people who fight to take down the enemy, and people who fight to defend against the enemy. it would make sense to give a rank to those defending as you do those attacking, so that guild battles are done with equal rank [which is SUPPOSEDLY how its done. but its an unbalanced system that can throw you directly into the sun.]
       9. clearing the island: 
   why? just... why? since when is landscaping part of monster training? "oh sorry veromos, i cant give you runes from the crafting shop. i have to go chop some **** damn trees first." this was the least popular troll, but still a troll nonetheless. like "hey lets make people chop trees and smash rocks in order to place integral structures." it just, makes no sense.
   but i mean, this isnt the only reason why this is a troll. its a troll cause they have shop area where you can BUY TREES AND ROCKS. why the fuck would you want to buy them?! [yes i know you need to buy some and destroy them to finish one of the achievements.] its just plain rediculous. though later on im going to use trees to spell some things on my files. so i guess thats fun, customization. 
HONORABLE MENTIONS:   
  that unexplored unrevealed area of the map: what is it? where does it go? where does it lead? who knows?
  noobs who used reps to beat the game and try to do raid at level 26: ok, just no. just dont. you get kicked. ill try working with them to be nice, but when i see people using a freaking level 23 in raid its just a flag.

  the wishing well: i counted. it goes 6 or 7 squares after wherever it begins to finally slow down. and intentinally seems to go an extra space to avoid summoning, crystals, and runes.

mind games episode 1 [riddles, can you solve them?]

1. if you send rats into a maze to find cheese and you lock them in, is it still a maze?

2. if the odds of getting heads or tails on a coin is 50% each flip then what are the odds of it landing on its side? [cause it totally hapens...]

3. you go up, its red, down, its yellow. if you go right, its white, left, its black. if you stay in the center, what color is it?

4. 1, 8, 16, 24, ? what is the next number? and what three things does this object have in common?

5. you flip four coins. two land flat with one flipping over after landing, one lands on its side, and the last rolls away. what are the correct odds [ie. what are the odds each coin will land on the respective sides?] for all four coins, listing which landed on heads, tails, and the side? [hint: this answer can be found in the answer to #2, and this has more than one part to each answer.]

if the september 11. 2001 terrorist attacks [911,9/11] happened in todays time

OK yes this seems like it would be controversial, and if you didn't want to be upset or think about it then WHY DID YOU CLICK THE DISCLAIMER?
    but when the attacks happened the Internet was accessible, but many people did not have computers with wifi built in as back then this was rare and expensive to do on the go. also no smart phones. in todays era, however, we can access the Internet from nearly ANYTHING to post to social media, youtube, and other sources.
    if the attacks were to happen literally less than 12 years later [when more people had phones with Internet access and wifi capable laptops] then the people on the planes would have been able to post about their final moments. the sheer trauma from those who experienced the crash first hand is massive, and just imagine if the WHOLE WORLD were to see the things people were posting on social media as it happened. this would be basically like the new ring movie, only with trauma instead of death worldwide.
    the biggest and most terrifying thing? the last thing you see at the top of your best friend, family member, co-worker, or neighbors social media is something like, "this is it for me, i am going to die." this is made worse by all the people posting things like this already for attention and to be Internet trolls. due to insensitive trolls and selfish people using death as an empty threat to get attention, many would disregard these status updates.
    plus with the little a**holes who "need a safe space" cause they are so easily upset going "hey that post offends me cause its about death" or whatever. while there are REAL PEOPLE who actually NEED a friggin safe space [Howie Mendel, those struggling with mental illness, people with anxiety disorders, and people weak to disease]. then the PC people come in like, "he man you cant say things like that". "wait bro did you just use a gender conformitive term?" "oh sh*t guy, you just did it too!"
    this might even spark debates on whether it would be appropriate to "remove" the last minute posts from those who were experiencing the events of the attacks at the time. as many would want them gone cause having upwards of over 3000 facebook, myspace, and YouTube members posting their final epitaphs ALL OVER their media would be rather terrifying and uncomfortable. but others would want to preserve them for the memories of these people.
   fact is the attack was horrific, but if it had happened LESS than a decade later after the introduction of smart phone Internet technology [2006 or so when facebook was created and founded and yes i checked I'm right], it would have been a WORLDWIDE catastrophe. social media is worldwide and facebook was created in 2006, around the same time cellphone technology enabled users to access the Internet freely without the need of wifi.
   if i offend anyone i am sorry, but i felt like this was an interesting topic to cover. if people can make blog posts about some jackass who believes [GENUINELY] that he can teleport using a network named after a flying horse, then i think that the 9/11 attacks are fair game [and frankly a better more realistic subject that doesn't make you question at what point this persons brain LEFT HIS BODY.]

mewtwo vs. frieza who wins? [the answer is shocking]

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just a side note: due to some people getting confused by the order in which i had originally written this i had to take the section about the moves and move it ABOVE the section about power levels. cause apparently mentioning a second topic in the middle of another and then going back to the same previous topic makes you forget the first. error on my part, specially since friezas power levels werent listed till waaaaay after mewtwos attack list [which ALL DBZ CHARACTERS HAVE].
oh and for the record i never said mewtwo BEATS frieza in the fight anywhere in here. not once actually, but i do say this is a good reason why mewtwo could at least give frieza a challenge. or just use his superior intellect to find the dragonballs, teleport, and make a wish, but again i covered that cause its just a "saitama".
that said here we go

ok well everyoe says frieza. but lets say this is done like a battle is always done in dbz. lets say mewtwo is a pokemon fighting pokken tournement style [which for anyone who doesnt know is a hand to hand dbz style combat videoa game] against frieza:
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frieza: you are but an ant compared to me.
mewtwo: {btw i found all the dragonballs and made a wish}
frieza: ha, you c- wait what?
mewtwo: {yep}
frieza: by any chance you didnt wish for imortality, did you?
mewtwo:{are you retarded? why waste a wish on that when i could still be hurt, aged, transformed, or  sent back in time?}
frieza: well then, what DID you wish for?
mewtwo: [long silence as they stare each other down] {your destruction!}
[no thats just too convenient]

mewtwo can learn disable, gravity, psychic, teleport, and other moves. but the most important here is the move "foul play". with a base physical 95 attack stat. why the F*ck does this even matter? FOUL PLAYS DAMAGE IS BASED OFF THE OPPONENTS ATTACK STAT.
and dbz DOES INDEED have attack stats represented by power levels.
ok first ill list mewtwos lvl 100 base stats and its mega y stats. why mega y? im about to explain.
first a list of important moves for fighting frieza:
all this can be found here:
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/150.shtml
Laser Focus: The user concentrates intensely. The attack on the next turn always results in a critical hit.
Miracle Eye: Enables a Dark-type target to be hit by Psychic-type attacks. This also enables an evasive target to be hit.
foul play: The user turns the target's power against it. The higher the target's Attack stat, the greater the move's power.
snatch: The user steals the effects of any attempts to use a healing or stat-changing move.
these are important as they are 100% viable as dbz combat moves that have NOTHING to do with pokemon.
other moves that could be viable are:
aura sphere: he user lets loose a blast of aura power from deep within its body at the target. This attack never misses.
me first: The user cuts ahead of the target to copy and use the target's intended move with greater power. This move fails if it isn't used first.
trick room: The user creates a bizarre area in which slower Pokémon get to move first for five turns.
[yes trick room involves effecting pokemon, and mewtwo is STILL a pokemon here. but this is NOT a pokemon battle.]
ok why these moves specfically for mewtwos combat profile? trick room will allow him to move faster then frieza, me first following up means mewtwo can use friezas moves agaisnt him before frieza can even attack, aura sphere chases its target till it strikes. snatch could be used to steal friezas transformations before he could even use them, and the other three ill save for last [miracle eye, laser focus, and foul play]
ok so now onto why using a move like trick room might be useless: in dbz speed and attack are both determined by power level. and this technique would only work in a limited area that frieza could probably just escape. but the purpose of trick room is because mewtwo is STILL a pokemon and thus would be the only one effected. it may work like a mind game where frieza thinks, "hey ill just flee outside its range". or hell try to one shot mewtwo.
but if mewtwo pulls of trick room he will INSTANTLY have his speed and thus his power level boosted to a higher level then friezas current one. wait, that sounds familiar, who else has a stat boosting move that increases the users power leve- OH F**KING GOKU WITH KAIO KEN. so yeah in the dbz universe mewtwo would basically get an uber powered version of gokus kaio ken power with trick room. whether it would boost attack as well i cannot say, but in dbz power level DOES correlate to speed.
the primary purpose of trick room would be for the speed so as to allow mewtwo to move on par with friezas attack speed. thus allowing him to use techniques like me first to use friezas moves againsnt him with higher power or blind him with aura spheres to set up combo attacks.
the better use would be to make mewtwo fast enough so as to use snatch in the case frieza tries to transform which [if i remember heals him and does change his stats]. what snatch would do is allow frieza to transform, but steal any boosts to his attack or speed or healing that is done when he does. this would turn friezas transformations against him.
but the huge thing that would just DESTROY frieza in a fight against mewtwo is the move foul play after the moves miracle eye and laser focus are used. which btw all have like infinite accuracy and cannot be dodged. so once miracle eye is used frieza could move at ftl, but it would not matter since mewtwo would be able to hit him ANYWHERE he went. follow with laser focus and the next hit is critical. why does this setup make foul play so useful?
first lets cover mewtwos sum stat total [or what his power level would be in dbz]
normal:
hp: 416
atk: 287
def: 251
spec atk: 366
spec def: 251
spd: 323
total power level: 1694
the reason why i can choose the highest [or lowest stats in this case for attack] is cause this is a dbz battle and natures therfore DO NOT EXIST. meaning that only power levels, techniques, moves, and tactics matter. and you may be wondering, "why the f*ck would you choose the lowest stats possible? and why didnt you divide them out?" well this is dbz, and here power levels are the total sum of ones full potential. and the lower the stats the batter the odds for foul play.
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the other reason for listing stats is so you can see how i got the total for mewtwos power level, which in dbz is the, "an estimation of that person's physical capability." found here in the dragon ball z wikia: 
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Power_level
this means it is the combined stats of speed, atk, def, and [in a maybe case health, cause that has to calculate in]. since power levels exist ONLY in the dbz universe metweos sum stat total would be his power level as that is his combined stats. i really dont know why i needed to add this, but apparently some people couldnt understand how basic math works [or whatever].
well theres ACTUALLY a way to calculate the REAL dbz story damage mewtwo would do when he set up this combo attack. and started with trick room mewtwo would already be on par with friezas speed so he COULD tartget and hit him with it.
the calculator for attacks is found here:
https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/149687/how-is-damage-calculated
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[in case you wonder why i left out the last part, there are no types so the second half of the equation is basically like adding blind zeroes.]
for this calculation we only need pure raw attack power. since foul play literally works on only attack power.
according to the dragonball wiki friezas first forms power level is a whopping: 530,000

in the pokemon anime foul play is seen used by an inkay as a kind of counter attaxck where it throws the enemy. and its detailed bulbapedia description states that its basically an inverted punch that results in all the force being directed towards the target.
so you need to know this formula for calculating foul plays move power:
(2 [Level] / 5 + 2) [AttackStat] x [AttackPower] / [DefenseStat]) / 50) + 2
for the sake of making things make sense. [since pokemon levels dont exist and this is a battle between attack power] the levels of mewtwo and frieza will both be 100, the attackstat and defensestat will be friezas power level and mewtwos base stat total, and the attackpower will be the base damage foul play does at default.
the reason why the other half of the formula is left out is cause this is NOT A POKEMON BATTLE. so there are no types to calculate here. so below is the completed formula listing mewtwos power level and friezas power level.
[100] / 5 + 2) [530,000] [95] / [1694]) / 50) + 2
and this:

is what i got. thirteen-thousand-seventy-nine damage. multiply that times two. ok, thats ONE HIT. ONE FREAKING HIT. then mewtwo can just spam foul play, and in dbz there IS NO PP. so mewtwo can just repreatedly hit freizas base form for a NORMAL attack using foul play in dbz combat universe for 13,000 damage EACH HIT MOVING AT THE SAME SPEED AS FRIEZAS FORM. this means punching ftl, do you know how many times you can strike an enemy in a 10 second period moving ftl speeds? watch ten seconds of the freeza-goku fight and imagine each of gokus punches doing 13k damage to frieza each time they strike and leaving no recoill for the puncher. go ahead and count.

this is damage not power levels, ok? and this is comparing base attack stats. if mewtwo were to use moves that LOWERED its attack even further foul play would only get stronger.
now i may even be underestimating the damage here as the second part of the equation includes this "random number" thing i have never heard of.
foul play combined with miracle eye, snatch, and trick room would allow mewtwo to WRECK FRIEZAS ASS. this is some one punch man level sh*t here. and even if snatch failed to steal friezas higher forms stats or heals foul play only gets stronger and trick room can just keep mewtwo on speed par the whole fight. 
and if trick room functioned to increase power level so that mewtwows was higher than friezas then forget it, friezas could be freaking jesus and mega raquaza combined and mewtwo would just use trick room and surpass his stats. 
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this is all theoretical considering its two different universes and would never happen, however my arguement is pretty valid and backed up with references and facts. and i also limited the conditions of this fight so that it ONLY functions in a manner that would work in dbz. and that move damage calculation is iffy since nobody would explain whether you multiplied the values or what. so i used algebra to try to figure out how it "SHOULD" work. 
i believe the movepool i chose is also reasonable since they could very much transfer to dbz as combat moves and techniques. 
though this would make an aweseome premis for the next super smash game. have a contest to put a few non-nintendo characters in it. with the list consiting of dbz, digimon, castlevania, fmab, one punch [no just kidding], one piece, destiny 2, and other games and tv. have a campaign where fans vote on a list from each and the top 3-5 [seems a resonable number] get put in the game. 
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aaaand I AM AN IDIOT. if this really were a fight mewtwo with his hyper intelligence would have just gathered the dragon balls and wished to destroy frieza. but yeah that is the same for anyone, even yamcha. yeah try to get THAT image out of your head.

pokemon xd easter egg

so if you played pokemon xd gale of darkness you may have seen that you could do several ingame trades that had rather odd moves. im only covering odd movesets, and will add more later.
trade a togepi for an elekid knowing all the elemental punches [fire/ice/thunder] and cross chop
trade for a larvitar knowing dragon dance and outrage
ok why are these two significant? becuase they were most likely easter eggs to prepare these pokemon for generation IIII [diamond/pearl/platinum]. think about it, how the hell is a physical attacker like larvitar going to make use of a special move like outrage? and dragon dance adds nothing to this. UNLESS, it was to prepare larvitar for the fact that outrage [in gen IIII] became a PHYSICAL move.
as for elekid, why would this be a preperation for gen IIII? well it was also for breeding to pokemon like gastly, abra, other electabuzz, magmar, and other special fighters that could take advantage of the punching trio moveset upon breeding. but electabuzz can also breed with most known fighting types and chain breed those punches to pokemon who would have no use for them [with elekids cross chop being the only useful move really].
unless, of course, those moves were [oh, i dont know] CHANGED to physical attacks upon entering gen IIII games. now what evolution was released in gen IIII games? magmortar, dusknoir, and ELECTIVIRE. for anyone who doesnt know electivire was electabuzz' evo form and elekids third evo, released in diamond/pearl/platinum. and this beast is a pure raw physical attacker capable of learning earthquake [being the first pure electric type to be able to do so in recorded history].
the fact that all three punching moves became physical in gen IIII and the addition of cross chop probably meant that they were hinting that you should transfer the evolved electabuzz to generation IIII. but the really big hint that they were planning for this for most of the pokemon in xd gale of darkness, was the inclusion of munchlax and bonsly in the game. thats right, pokemon not released til gen IIII and pre-evolutions of snorlax and sudowoodo were included in a gen III game. even the mystery dungeon gen III games made reference to pokemon in the same manner like weavile, lucario, and others.
oddds are the developpers intended to have players transfer pokemon from xd gale of darkness to diamond/pearl/platinum, and elekid and larvitar were easter eggs referencing new pokemone and move changes. plus who played xd and didnt think they would eventually get the munchlax or bonsly as like a gift? i totally thought id get them. plus bonsly is just plain adorable.

pokemon game f**k yous [edit-05172018]2322

ok so here is an example of a few pokemon game f*ck yous. where pokemon learn moves or have aspects that just make no sense.

1. geodude in gen I can learn metronome. ok HOW. THE F**K? i gues maybe the way geodude when they spawn in groups and move they kind of teeter back and forth. but if metronome why not teeter dance?
2. magnemite, voltorb, and the shellder line lerning teleport in gen I. ok this just makes no friggin sense. unless of course we go on my theory that the black face and tounge inside the shellder, closter, and in the vines of a tangela are in fact a gastly that has posessed inanimate objects and evolved to survive in other harsh enviroments OUTSIDE the lavender tower. as this is the ONLY location in gen I where gastly and haunter are found. this explaination makes even more sense when you see that, holy f**k, gastly's evo line can also learn teleport.
3. ultra sun/moon giving trubbish/garbodor the move "automize". where it "sheds a part of its body to increase its speed stat." ok so with trubbush' evo line being a friggin bag of trash, how the f**k does shedding its bag make it faster? or is it more like throwing garbage? and if thats the case isnt that what gunk shot is for? plus trubbish evo line has "weak armor" as an ability. an ability that raises speed two stages and lowers defense one stage when hit by attacks. with already having weak armor, and the idea and image of a living bag of trash littering garbage and s**t everywhere to GAIN SPEED, and the fact that well nobody likes trubbish evo line, i think this was just done as a f**k you to the players.
4. the alteration of tm #28 from dig to leech life. like WHAT. THE HELL. WHERE THEY THINKING? dig is quite possibly the most useful move in the game, having use in the overworld, pvp, and even for pokemon weak to rock, steel, electric, and fire. but for reasons why they removed it: hawlucha, gligars evo's, arceus, type null, the list where a flying type could exploit dig and be immune to BOTH above AND below ground attacks was my best guess to why they removed it.
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5. mimikyu. just. mimikyu. its name is a pun of mimic-you, it can learn moves that make no sense. x scissor, drain punch, and of all things, WOOD HAMMER. if a pokemon that weighs less than 1 pound uses its body to "slam into the target" its going to look something like this:

and on that note, how exactly does it punch? it has no hands. least to say, whatever is under the rag on its body must be some kind of bug with a special tail.
wait...
unless...
it couldnt be...

the most broken and hardest leader battle in a pokemon game of all time? [totally NOT what youd expect]

ok so i felt that this just needed to be covered. for those of you who fought cynthia youre like, "f**k me! how the hell do i beat her?!" well i found that simply taking advantage of her STARTING with spiritomb was a HUGE advantage on your part. primarily due to the fact that
 1. spiritomb has a limited physical movepool.
 2. she will likely spam sucker punch and make your cry like a bitch.
so what do you do? just use ANY pokemon who has a stat boosting move [either attack+speed like gyarados or swords dance]. then follow up with a powerful priority or high damage move. i literally made a habit of using nothing but scizor/scyther [bullet punch/quick attack+swords dance] to just kill the ENTIRE elite four. [with fire and steel types being exceptions.] and fire red/leaf green brough counter in, meaning you could counter physical attacks from most elite four members.
this same tactic works for cynthia [with virtually any pokemon with swords dance/nasty plot and respective moves]. black 2/white two introduced something fun, ninetails with drought, fire blast, solar beam, nasty plot, dark pulse, and extrasensory as moves. meaning i could use her to JUST. R.A.P.E. cynthias team.
but if you cannot catch and evolve a [syther, sneasel, empoleon, or my favorite, medicham with meditate and bullet punch] or ANY pokemon who can learn swords dance and a priority move, then you can use a FREAKING gyarados. gyarados can learn dragon dance, ice fang, earthquake, and waterfall [odds are you will forget to delete the hm move since you kind of get stuck with a pwn giant f**king waterfall IMMEDIATELY after you finish exiting victory road in diamond, pearl, and platinum].
but getting a gyarados with adamant or a fast speed can allow you to just DESTROY cynthias team. ice fang kills like more than half the team [togekiss, roserade, garchomp] and gyarados' intimidate lowers garchomps attack upon entering battle. [so switch BEFORE she throws it out]. i found that just about ANY gyarados from level 55/56 and up can roughly two shot garchomp with ice fang. and intimidate+gyarados decent hp allows it to live through dragon rush and even stone edge. plus earthquake kills lucario and waterfall can pretty easily kill spiritomb.
but if you set up like two dragon dances taking advantage of spiritombs sheer lack of offensive moves and laugh while it wastes its 5 sucker punches gyarados can just MURDER her team.
this is why i see cynthia as rather simple to beat. just exploit spiritombs first position and lack of offensive moves and use stat boosters.
now gyarados intimidate has an extra feature [that was removed from the heartgold/soulsilver/platinum line upon black and white and on] is my reason for why i choose THIS leader as the hardest you EVER fight. and that is lance the dragon master, and im not referring to lance from rbyg, frlg, gsc, but rather specifically lance from HEARTGOLD and SOULSILVER. and this is due to a rather F**Ked up secondary ability that had a slim chance of activating AFTER intimidate had been used on your pokemon.
this is known as the "instant focus sash" ability that would just "activate" at random, more frequently based off how much your pokemon liked you [seen only again reintroduced in x/y where pokemon with max friendship iv's could just sluff off an attack that might kill it.]
this is not the only reason i say lance from heartgold/soul silver is the hardest leader to beat. what most of you may not know is that in the remakes of gold and silver [heartgold/soulsilver] after first beating lance, each consecutive battle after the first resulted in the npc ACTUALLY LEARNING FROM THE PREVIOUS FIGHT. yeah thats right, ever wondered why in the first fight you just hit dragonite with ice moves and froze it dragomite would just sit there and take it like a little bitch? [or if you were a di*k you use tyranitar and spammed rock slide].
well this is to 1. make the first fight plausible and easier. and 2. because the npc has not had a chance to learn your battle strategy.
well so you try to fight him again, WAIT WHAT THE-?! YOU ASS! YOU START THE FIGHT WITH FREAKING SAFEGUARD?!!! yeah that [believe it or not actually will NOT happen if you just nuke his freaking team the first time. in fact if you try blizzard to one-hit lances team the first time, the second match he will use status moves to slow and weaken you. or of you used a water type the first time he will spam the sh*t out of thunder wave and thunder.
this can make creating an effective battle strategy against lance in heartgold or soulsilver rather difficult because guess what? when you face him YET AGAIN after you get all the KANTO badges [all 16] lances npc will freaking carry over any learned tactics from previous fights against him. and its not a strategy reset, he will just add more and more complicated combinations till you are sitting there like, "WHAT. THE F**K?!!!"
for example i took advantage of lance using gyarados first [which most leader use their weakest pokemon first, allowing the stat boost+priority offense move combo to be DEADLY]. i destroyed his team with scizor, and yes I KILLED CHARIZARD WITH SCIZOR. so i tried the same tactic when i went back the second time, know what the asshat did? the npc swapped to F**KING CHARIZARD after less than two swords dances. so i thought, hey, maybe it was just a one time thing. nope. i battled him a third time, he threw out gyarados, then IMMEDIATELY SWITCHED TO CHARIZARD IN THE FIRST FREAKING TURN. and it just got worse, like at one point [and i swear on this] his FIRST POKEMON OUT was his CHARIZARD. so i was like f**k this sh*t.
oh but that isnt even the most broken thing about the heartgold/soulsilver lance. the LITERALLY MOST broken thing about his team is his gyarados. in itself, its nothing special, and if you remember in the ORIGINAL gold/silver/crystal games you could just use thunderpunch and kill his gyarados. wanna know what happens in the second fight if you use a physical electric move to try to k/o his gyarados in the heartgold/soulsilver remakes? go try it, if you feel like rage quitting.
first, all leaders have like infinite full restores, second lances heartgold/soulsilver gyarados has intimidate [which if you remember has a chance of a focus sash effect AFTER intimidate has already activtated], third lances team and npc LEARNS each time you try to refight him [and yes the pokemons stats actually can even go up so a move that DID one-hit previous battle could fail in the rematch], fourth [and quite possibly the dick move] is that gyarados' intimidates "focus sash" effect EXTENDS TO LANCES WHOLE FRIGGIN TEAM. WHAT. THE. F**K? like you try to use a physical attacker to kill lances team after the first match and they will almost ALWAYS live with 1 hp, then with the limitless supply of full restores and f**king draco meteor and outrage, he will restore their health and kill you SOOO hard that your great great grandchildren need 10 sacred ashes just to null the pain you suffer.
but youd think it ends there? HELL. F**KING. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOscrewlanceiwannahugadragonOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what is quite possibly the MOST annoying fact about lances heartgold/soulsilver team is that his gyarados has a 100% chance of surviving ANY physical electric move used against it [specially if you used one in the first battle. in fact the more physical moves used to kill lances pokemon the higher likelyhood his pokemon will have that "focus sash" intimidate ability activate. im talking about charizard, a pokemon who is fire and flying, SURVIVING a tyranitars rock slide/stone edge [which in all reality should like SUPERKILL it.]
so guess what? no electabuzz, amphaross, or any pokemon knowing ice punch.
the odds of this stupid "focus sash" effect activating increases exponentially with rematches if you are unlucky enough to get hit by intimidate [which btw lance adds a salamance IN ADDITION to his gyarados after the 16 badges so it goes from an x4 chance to like x8/x16]. what makes even less sense is that white herbs and status resets DO NOT prevent this stupid bullsh*t crom occuring. its like getting aids or bird flu, once you get intimidated youre f*cked.
this is not the only occurance of this though. outside of lances soulsilver/heartgold battles you can see this annoying little bitch of an effect occuring in pvp battles online with arcanine and other pokemone with intimidate [though i have only ever seen it with arcanine].
it is because of these reasons:
1. lances npc learns from each fight and changes tactics and even rosters [sometimes] to counter your previous battle strategies.
2. there is ZERO MENTION that lance actually DOES the things i listed, and only by BATTLING HIM and getting P/O'd can you learn them
3. lances gyarados is like some kind of god gyarados that can survive seemingly ANY physical electric attack used after being intimidated [and even if you switch electivire in AFTER gyarados has wasted intimidate on like you alakazam theres still like almost a 100% chance it will live]
4. the fact that the rate of 1 hp intimidate survival seems to increase the more times intimidate is used and that lance later adds salamance [who is already hard enough to beat.] i mean just imagine you have one pokemon left and it knows blizzard and lance has his last dragonite up with like 25% hp, then you watch it live with 1 freaking hp only to totally f*ck up your WHOLE FIGHT.
5. the fact that the 1 hp survival SERIOUSLY screws with speed runs
6. the obvious OP moveset and stats of lances team in general and sheer lack of the f*cking move everyone spammed in the original games, tm 33: "ice punch"
7. the lack of any truly decent pokemon to par against lances team [with the exception of the extremespeed dratini]
8. lances teams movepool
9. that annoying ass aerodactyl and its f*cking rock slide that flinches
10. the addition of garchomp and salamance [yes i mentioned this, but SERIOUSLY?! GARCHOMP?! SALAMANCE?! THREE F**KING DRAGONITES? and the chance of that annoying ass "focus sash" glitch activating at ANY time. what kind of sadistic asshole decided lances national dex team? like the only way they could have made him a bigger f**k you to the players would be if they added like a raquaza or mega salamance to his team.
11. the obvious big one repeatedly mentioned: that *** damn mother #$%%# *$@# piece of @$% chance of lances pokemon somehow surviving ANY attack [even blizzard] with 1 hp. and the fact that intimidates activation on a physical attacker seemed to like gurantee the activation on at LEAST three of his pokemon. [thats right, theres almost a 100% chance that at least 1-2 of his pokemon will live with 1 hp from some unholy attack you use against it. and the chance seemed higher for charizard, gyarados, and aerdactyl. and at least ONE of his dragonites].

course one reason why lance may be easier in heartgold/soulsilver is the tm "stealth rock". it deal percentage hp damage upon swithing a pokemon in. will drop charizard by 50%, and everyone else but garchomp [duh] by 25%. and what is odd is stealth rock can [SOMEHOW] prevent the 1hp glitch from activating most of the time and allow easier dealing with lance. but odds are youll be one shot by gyarados before setting it up or die after. and btw, dont even try dragon tail/wirlwind and stealth rock cause its just a wasted movepool.
but most people wont think to try stealth rock since the idea of the fight behind lance is this sense of like you just want to, pound the crap out of him. its such a physical fight that you feel like you need to use OP moves to win. so most people might get caught up in the moment and forget about stealth rock. [its like one of those easily forgttable moves till you see it used then youre like, oh.... oh.... well.... sh*t... yeah sorry bout that EVERY FRIGGIN FIRE/FLYING/ICE/BUG POKEMON IN MY PARTY, your ALL DEAD NOW! &*&^*!!!!

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pokemon red/blue/yellow/green theory: did mewtwo kill giovanni?

ok so [and you gotta follow me on this], did mewtwo actually kill giovanni and create a psychic projection that was supposed to take his place? or maybe mewtwo took over his mind. but after the rocket game corner encounter giovanni's emotions and attitude get kind of, off. plus he disappears after slyph magically and the ceo hands you the master ball, with a totally nonrealistic reaction for a man who just literally had his entire building [including staff] turn to try to destroy him. then after the gym battle, when you talk to giovanni [after defeating him] he just "magically vanishes". i mean how the hell does that gym even continue to run with no gym leader, and the members there act as if he never left. plus gold and silver mention silvers connection to giovanni [is it me or did silvers hair oddly have a close resemblance to like a fusion of jessie and james' hair?]. so my theory is that, "did mewtwo actually 'kill' giovanni and like posess his mind? or like create a psychic image of him? plus if giovanni was the only one to have "discovered" the fissure tm, if he were to pass on without teaching it to anyone it would make sense for why fissure never made it to gen II tm list. cause, well, the ONLY one who discovered, created, and gave it out is either missing or dead. and i doubt he would just run off without teaching a protege the move. so, did mewtwo actually kill giovanni and replace him? and for that matter, where was mewtwo during the time before he went to cerulean cave? if a whole freaking laboratory couldnt contain mewtwo, how could some dude with no pokemon [or anything really] keep mewtwo in the cave? maybe mewtwo actually killed giovanni and used a transformation to take his place in the attempt to learn of ghost types [as they were the one type to be able to hurt mewtwo] and to find the master ball so as to catch any pokemon who might oppose him [or maybe to research it]. if mewtwo failed in his first major plan [which apparently the pokemon first movie is canonical], then maybe mewtwo came up with a better plan. maybe he actually killed giovanni, but used his psychic abilities to wipe the minds of anyone involved and create false ones. i mean, what the hell is the reason mewtwo is even in cerulean cave? maybe, oh, idk, cause the fact of what he did with giovanni and all those he hurt was overwhelming and he decided that solitary isolation from any who he could assiciate with was kind of his, "punsihment". see, cerulean cave was blocked by some dude nobody knew, and who somehow KNEW when you became champion. if he were waiting solely for the champion, then why not gary [blue]? he beat the elite four before you. maybe mewtwo actually WAS disguised as giovanni after unintentionally killing him in his testing, and knowing that you [and ONLY you] were handed the master ball, that only YOU would have the power to catch him and TRULY control him. perhaps this is why mewtwo isolated itself within the deepest bowels of cerulean cave, becuase the odds of even the elite four themselves getting ten feet in [before all the elctrodes blew them the f**k up] were like a million to one. and even IF a trainer reached him, they would have like ZERO chance to capture him. thus meaning that cerulean cave was mewtwos act of "punishment" for his crimes, and he placed himself in an impossible place to reach alive. plus he looks to be a stone statue in rbyg, in a state of stasis. so maybe he went there to meditate in peace to learn more about his existence. the best place to meditate would be a place where one can avoid interruptions and also seek ways to become stronger. these reasons are why i believe that mewtwo may have done something with giovanni. another theory: sun and moon are actually an alternate reality or another dimension/universe now with rainbow rockets appearance in the ultra series giovanni makes a reappearance. why would this not debunk the mewtwo theory? well sun and moon involve four rather "odd" aspects that hint to the fact that aloha is actually kind of a pocket dimension. the wormholes, the ultra beasts that use them, the odd way that kanto pokemon somehow gain new forms, and the fact that [somehow] the alohan region HAS NO CHAMPION. and now with the ultra release we add a few new strange aspects pointing even further to pocket dimensions and/or parallel universes. the ultra wormholes, the ability to TRAVEL TO FREAKING OUTER SPACE, the sudden reintroduction to giovanni AND team rocket, and of course the major dealy: FUCKING MEWTWO. a legendary last seen in red, blue- oh wait- i mean X AND Y. and with zyguard being integral to aloha my best guess is that this may be finishing the unfinished story from x/y and the universe referenced in omega ruby/alpha sapphire. btw if you are not familiar here is the summary: a huge meteor is headed towards earth. team [giant-garchomp-water-shark-torpedo-head] and team [gaint-useless-flaiming-camel-who-gets-one-shot] are attempting to awaken the respective legendary [giant blue whale who hates noa]/[giant-clawfortail-what-the-f**k-even-am-i?]. by awakening the legendary and using the orbs of gen I power, they plan to rip open a void and send the meteor hurtling into another dimension/universe/time. this is referred to by [dick-who-faps-to-an-iron-maiden] and how it would have simply both doomed another world just like their own and delayed the inevitable. this other time/universe/dimension may in fact be being referred to the x/y universe and the war fought over [murdered on phonics]. or referring to the alohan universe. further proof that sun/moon is an alternate dimension/universe is the storyline states that arceus created all that is, which INCLUDES the SUN AND MOON. yet in aloha it is stated that the two legendary created/represent the sun and moon respectively. also more proof is that while sun/moon are effectively the same place they have inverted day/night cycles. how could this occur unless they were parallel universes located on a split dimensional plane with one other universe located between them? the final fact is that the ONLY other game to reference "space" is the ruby and sapphire line. and omega ruby/alpha sapphire use "wormholes" [albeit created by hoopa unbound.... SOMEHOW]. the hoopa wormholes and ultra wormholes allow access to legendary's, soo where TF are these legendary's coming from? giratina exists ONLY in the distortion realm. are you freaking telling me that hoopa and necrozema have the power to LITERALLY RIP OPEN THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME?! wait, no wonder you need those two. still...

official WORKING pokemon leaf green "infinite move tutor" action replay/gameshark code - [allows INFINITE USE of ALL in game move tutors]

ok so it is time for another bit of info that nobody seemed to be able to find. i found an actual working code for pokemon leaf green gba [english] that allows infinite use of all in game move tutors. the code resets all the tutors upon pressing a button sequence and entering/exiting a building/cave.

infinite move tutor [press L+R+SEL to reset move tutors]:
7023ACB1 213A728E [this works] or 02266464 00000000
alt:
13BEEFC6 9A1ABD27 or 12066464 00000000
k101:
82066464 0000 [this also works]

i tested the code. you simply use the move tutor [like the one to teach mega punch after mt. moon], then you have to enter a building [or exit the building/room/cave where the tutor is]. the important factor is that you MUST enter/exit an entrance for the code to work. [i will do an edit after trying the mt. moon and rock tunnel tutors, as they involve ENTERING a cave and using a ladder.]
regardless, the cheat is simple: activate it in the game, use the move tutor, go enter/exit a nearby building/cave/ladder, then press [L+R+SELECT], then return back to the tutor. using this code you can get infinite use from all in game move tutors. i will update this post with less complex details if the process is simpler.
[edit 11022017]
checked mt. moon. you can simply use the code by entering then exiting the cave near the two tutors at the end [outside the entrance]. so entering caves CONFIRMED.

the id, superego, and ego function for lollicon and otaku fans. someone PLEASE DRAW THIS FOR ME.

i think a better illustration of the interaction between the id, superego, and ego would be this:

a lolli boy [with the text "human" above his head] with a little chibi devil hamster [with the text "id" above its head] on his left shoulder and a little white chibi ghost [with the text "ego" above its head] hovering above his head.

the hamster lights up on fire and whispers in the lolli boys ear: hey lets go party and screw with girls.

[the boy rubs his hands together maniacally].

then the chibi ghost above his head glows: hmm... i dont know, is that really appropriate?

[a second chibi hamster appears on the ghosts shoulder]

chibi [ghost] hamster: hey i say lets do it.

[the ghost looks up to see what HIS "chibi ghost ego" has to say. then 3 dots appear above his head as his face goes into downward line.]

[next scene the boy is in a bookstore in the "adults only" manga section. and the "ego ghost" above his head has a squiggly line for a mouth and random text symbolizing swearing].

[three lolli vampire chicks holding giant hammers poof in, and smack the "chibi id devil hamster" and the "mini chibi hamster" on the lolli boys and ghosts shoulders, as well as smacks the boy over the head.]

lolli vampire [with the text "superego" over her head]: NO! bad! bad! bad! [repeatedly smacking the boy and the two chibi hamsters with the hammers while her eyes are closed in a horizontal slit. meanwhile the "ghost ego" has a smirk on his face and is pointing and laughing.

[then as the boy is leaving the lolli super ego shows up one more time and smacks the ghost ego with a hammer for no reason.]

console review: GPD XD video game emulation console. is it worth it?

the GPD XD is a nice handheld gaming device roughly the size of a nintendo [new] 3ds xl. this console is designed for playing games off google play [primarily emulators and roms] with the use of physical console buttons.
you can buy them, see their design specs, and read up on their software here:
http://www.funstockretro.co.uk/gpd-xd-black-32gb-retro-gaming-gamepad

basically this thing is like the invidia shield, only half the price and like a thrid the weight. when i got the packing it was shipped in a big bunch of cruddy cardboard and looked just plain cheap. but that was only to conceal a giant beautiful rose inside. the company wrapped the GPD XD box in two layers of packaging, if that shows how much they care about their customers.
basically the console comes in this beautiful box [with some odd kind of creepy text on the back] and inside the GPD XD console and its charger are held safely inside a foam housing and covered with a thin piece of foam for protection. downside is that the company does not make or sell screen protectors or protective shells. which is an issue since my only complaint was the fact that the upper screen section was so soft.
the GPD XD comes preinstalled with a small collection of roms, games, and apps like hulu and netflix and the large bright detailed screen makes watching video a dream. I however, chose to use the console for strictly gaming; which came as a shock. battery life was only quoted "up to 4 hours," but after playing roms for 45 minutes and barely losing even 2% battery i realized this console is INSANE if you are a hardcore gamer. to fully get the max potential out of the GPD XD you need to disable and uninstall certain apps and turn on airplane mode when gaming. download battery doctor for help with your bettery life [in general] and use it to create an optimised plan. i disabled quite a few apps.
the GPD XD [unlike the invidia shield] actually has full function of ALL hardware built buttons while gaming and even has a button that allows you to see what functions each button is assigned to when NOT gaming. when playing games i noticed that the resolution was just INCREDIBLE, specially when disabling pixellation in n64 games. you havent played super mario 64 till youve played with seamless video rendering on the GPD XD.
button responsiveness? very effective. plus the buttons are "clicky" in that they click when pressed and dont feel too soft [only exception is the lower left dpad]. also the console comes with TWO 360 degree axis control sticks. this means that if you are left handed you can swap the buttons used to control movements [and swap abxy with the dpad on the left]. so this console has ambidextrous controls.
the website that sells them has a 16 gig and 32 gig and the console has micro sd expansion of up to 128 gigs. plus they offer free shipping [for whatever reason] and even offer text updates to you letting you know when itll be shipped. they [dhl being the "they"] even offer custom shipping options in case you need specific directions or cannot be there to sign.
frankly the GPD XD is incredible. it may take time to get use to the controls and i will HIGHLY suggest buying a basic phone screen protector for the upper screen as well as some kind of carrying case [since this thing costs about $165.00]. cause guess what? its a friggin touch screen. yeah thats right, A TOUCH SCREEN. i love playing my games on it, and also my k101 plus.

invention ideas [part 1] "why hasnt someone invented [...]"

so here are my "why hasnt someone invented [...]"

1. a music media player that allows you to shuffle back to your main song list after searching a specific song title, letter, genre, etc.
seriously, use your music player, search a song title or letter [titles are better], turn on shuffle, play the song, then press whatever button used to go to the next song, press again. the music player on your mp3 device will ONLY shuffle to songs on the list for the letter or title you typed. and if you searched a SPECIFIC title like "adelle - fire in the rain [or whatever]" thats the ONLY song the shuffle feature will play. its been almost 40 years since computers were invented and with all the advancement in technology how is it that nobody has invented or fixed this?

[FOR THE RECORD IDEAS 2-4 ARE ALL RELATED]
2. a program or update to computers and/or mobile devices that checks and compares all files you wish to move PRIOR to checking the space available to move.
this would mean that when you plan to move huge amounts of files but theres a strong possibility that many of them could be duplicates and youd be wasting time trying to whittle down the amount due to limited drive space. [i.e. you just have tons of ******, or p****, or you restored family photos, or you just have an assload of files to move, or your computer crashed and youre trying to move your files that youve backed up, or you just have tons of files and dont know whether a large percentage could be the same exact file].  a program or update to pc and mac where when moving files the device first checks all files being moved and compares them to the space moving to BEFORE checking whether the drive moving to has space. or simply a program that pc and mac could provide at a small cost that could be used to scan computers and mobile devices and any drives hooked up for any files of the same stats. [search options for comparison could be file size, name, location, type, length, folder, etc.] and this would be used BEFORE checking whether drive space is available to move said files. this way if you move 1000 files into a single location [god knows what single location would have 1000 files, maybe porn or family photos or music] the program would check the location for duplicate files BEFORE it checks for available space. this way it might say, "hey 757 of those files are already in that location so do you just want to skip them?" and thus even if a location did not have enough space for the files you could still move them there. as most of them were copies, you ACTUALLY HAD ENOUGH SPACE!

3. which brings me to this: a means through which one can just move files between sources regardless of space.
the idea is that if you want to move 15gb onto a location with only 12gb of space left, it just sifts through the files and moves them till the space available is filled. then it tells you what wasnt moved.

4. which brings me to this: when moving files, why is there not a means that shows you what was moved and not moved from the list you selected?
if there was a "highlight option" similar to the one used in microsoft office for when people edit documents online then when you moved files the list you highlighted to move could be blue, then the files moved could be highlighted red, and the ones failed to move higlighted yellow. used in junction with idea #3 and possibly idea #2 above this would make file transfer a breeze.

5. why is it that when they build dams or levis to release excess water near large rivers, oceans, and lakes, they never think to put underground drainage tunnels?
if they were to build underground drainage systems [concrete or metal tubing that went downhill ie. from above sea level to below] that were directly connected to dams and levis they could prevent things like levi breaks and floods. the idea is that in a situation like hurrcaine harvey if they had an undergound drainage pipe system [with solar panel powered pumps for backup in case the water wouldnt drain on its own] they could have diverted the excess water downstream to a resevoir or an area where it could be released into an overflow canal that led to unoccupied areas. this would cost money but would prevent any future flooding and could be an automated system that use batteries charged by solar panels and electricity. it could be set up to be activated remotely from any place that has a computer if they used a backup generator and maybe hooked it up to a computer. then if evacuations were ordered public officials could still use smartphones or any computer to activate the emergency drainage if it failed to self activate.

6. a retractable shower mat.
it somehow rolls/pulls up onto the towel rack when you are done showering.

what does the "reverse-rebound reaction" [Rre] actually mean? - simplicity explained

so in a previous [very long complex post] i explained the reverse rebound reaction [where newtons law of = and opposite reactions also have a secondary reaction. in which the two objects face recoil of a certain amount.] maybe someone couldnt make any fucking sense of that. this will simplify it.

object A [lets say your fist] is swung into a brick wall.
the brick wall [object B] exerts the same amount of force to your fist that you do into it.
your fist is kinetic energy [+K] the brick wall is potential energy [-P] as the wall cannot move.
now if you could calculate the density of your fist, arm, and shoulder and use the formula for [mass times velocity = acceleration] you can get the joules and thus force upon impact [Fi].
now this same formula would be used on the brick wall. calculate its mass and density and then use that formula to calculate Fi.
the wall will have a much greater Fi than your fist and arm. and the walls Fi is potential [since it cannot move on its own will] and thus is a negative force against your positive punching force.
why negative? basically the denser heavier object is the negative as calculating its Fi [force of impact] allows you to find the ACTUAL AMOUNT the reverse rebound effect will take you for.
basically:
+K[the moving object A] moves to strike [Mass times velocity=acceleration] the stationary/moving -P[object B] and the two object have their Fi [force of impact] deducted from each other. and the resulting negative/positive number is the reverse-rebound reaction [Rre] [negative means the moving object faces rebound, positive means it DEALS rebbound].
this can be used to calculate just how much damage an object can do to something once it strikes. such as a car or asteroid; or just a fist hitting a face. many scientists have formulated kinetic and potential energy and newtons laws are fact. but nobody has ever really created a formula that calculates the level of recoil an object will suffer or deal upon striking another object. as far as i know.
to simplfy further, for an object standing still you would first need the impact force of the moving object that will strike it. calculate, then use the same method for the stationary object [say a wall]; however remembering that the wall does not move. as such to calculate the walls Fi you simply calculate the walls speed being the same as [lets say a truck].
for this to work the stationary object must be moving at an equal speed as the truck when doing the calculations. basically a car hitting a wall at 50mph is the same as two cars hitting each other at the same speed. thus the wall [stationary object(s)] MUST ALWAYS be the SAME speed as the object that will strike them when you calculate Rre.
for two seperate moving objects its a little different. just calculate them both as kinetic energy [+K] and find their force of impact [Fi]. then subtract the smaller number from the larger. the result is the Rre that the lesser moving object will face.

now this is a simplified version. obviously both sides will face Rre, but the side with the lesser Fi will face more. and this could theoretically be calculated via a ratio.
for kinetic vs. potential: divide the kinetic Fi by the potential Fi [+KFi/-PFi]
for kinetic vs. kinetic: depends on the perspective. typically youll want to divide the greater potential by the lesser potential [>+P/<+P]. but if you are trying to figure from the perspective of the lesser you would swap them [<+P/>+P].
once you have the ratio you take the Rre at the end and divide it accordingly. its probably not completely accurate, but its proably going to be pretty close. for gods sake someone please try this out and SHOW YOUR WORK.

revo k101 plus - is it worth the purchase? yes. yes it is. [REPOSTED.]

i HATE this god damn editing system. somehow while trying to use "ctrl+z" to undo a few minor typing errors the stupid freaking blog erased what was LITERALLY THREE WEEKS OF HARD WORK.
so now [redacting the plethora of cursing and death metal smashing], i have to repost. E V R Y T H I N G ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

so here goes the condensed version:
for a more detailed review simply go here to the following links:
[this is a video review for anyone who prefers to not have to read a ton and just get the gist]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCL7o8yWmEI
[this is a full length article review on another blog detailing everything about the k101. as well as more comments from other people and links to the required software which will be posted below.]:
 https://gbatemp.net/threads/k101-revo-official-gbatemp-review.339019/

this person details everything about the console that you may wish to know.
first of all since the reviews out there all seemed to be lacking physical console dimensions here they are:
5.5x2.5 inches console size. 2.5x2 inches screen size. [i am rounding up. slightly.]
for those of you that do not have a ruler or are on metric. it is about the size of an iphone [5 i believe]

when i got the console delivered it was in a small compact box in an odd packaging. the k101's packaging is compact and comes with screen protectors, charger, and some wierd rubber thingys that look like botton covers. you CAN order a micro sd card with it, i did not. the device itself is compact, defnitely does NOT feel cheap, and the buttons have a nice clicky feel to them.
the k101 needs first to have its software setup and instructions for that can be found here:
[this is a tutorial how to set up the micro sd card you plan to use for your gaming]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feYd3kTb8v8
for easy reference you can find the three pieces of software you need [
Panasonic SD Formatter 3.1 (Windows), K1 GBA SP Cheats v2, K1 GBA SP Game Art 1.0]
here:
Panasonic SD Formatter 3.1 (Windows):
https://filetrip.net/nds-downloads/utilities/download-panasonic-sd-formatter-31-windows-f27344.html
K1 GBA SP Cheats v2:
https://filetrip.net/gba-downloads/other-gba-files/download-k1-gba-sp-cheats-v2-f30553.html
K1 GBA SP Game Art 1.0:
https://filetrip.net/gba-downloads/other-gba-files/download-k1-gba-sp-game-art-10-f30159.html

now for those of you who wish to read the step-by-step instructions to setting up the k101 software and sd card simply go here:
https://gbatemp.net/review/revo-k101-plus.427/
or here for the short and simple:
http://www.revok101.com/how-to-use/

now there is another console out there that is a mock remake of the gba sp. that is mentioned here:
http://www.gadgetoid.com/2013/02/04/revo-k101-gba-clone-review/
but i would not buy it if your soul goal is to just game. the k101 plus is far better and more reliable than the gamebox sp. however if you really like the gba sp design, go for it.

for anyone who may wonder about the revo k101 websites customer service, check this blog out. the ENTIRE blog:
https://gbatemp.net/threads/revo-k101-problems-with-loading-saved-games.338485/page-5
these guys KNOW their customer service. when i ordered they emailed me and let me know that the color i wanted was out of stock and offered me several other options. they also even took the time to read the blog review i put up here and sent me email responses. they also take console ideas and tips to heart.
so if you are on the fence feel free to hit them up on the contact page.
btw, the save issue in the blog was fixed. simply press [start+*] after saving then when you turn off the power hold the button for at least 5 seconds to be sure.
for certain gbc games save data reversion can occur [typically when using the real time clock or switching the rtc on/off during gaming]. i found a fix for this, however it is a bit complicated.
1. save game normally. use start+*. reset game via b+A+start+sel.
2. start game normally and load save.
3. save game normally. use start+*. press L+* to open menu. choose reset from the menu.
4. start game normally and load save. save game. use start+*.
5. press power button and hold for at least 3-5 seconds.
typicallly this prevents you from losing any save data on gbc games. [mostly pokemon gold/silver was where save data issues occured and this fixed it.]

for future software updates and files go to the main site here:
http://kteam.ys168.com/
and for information on how to INSTALL said updates this video here is probably your best bet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNIU5w1dYWc

in regards to gameplay and display, well gameplay is good 95% of the time. theres that small 5% where you press a button and theres a delay or the framerate drops. otherwise its amazing, specially the bright ass display. i have never been able to play games on such a bright screen. and the in console menu is fairly simple to navigate.

now for the most annoying part of the repost, the cheats section.
the in console cheats are kind of annoying to use and in untranslated or poorly translated english. so your best bet for cheat codes is a program called GBAATM. found here:
https://filetrip.net/gba-downloads/tools-utilities/download-gbaatm-1-9-9-7-0-0-1-f33297.html

if you want a good place to keep track of your game cheats and organize them use inkpad notepad:
http://www.inkpadnotepad.com/
you can sync notes across mobile and computer devices freely and its free. just thought i would mention.

simple instructions for creating a working cheat list through GBAATM:
1. a few things to note. typically the only cheats that can be patched in are in the xxxxxxxx xxxx format
2. for the best bet for these cheat types check here:
https://gamehacking.org/
they have multiple conversions of many MANY cheats.
3. once a game is patched with any cheat code(s) it cannot ever be patched again. so be sure you have ALL the cheats you want on hand. so before patching in cheats create a copy of your game and save.
4. BACK UP YOUR K101 FILES. preferrably just the folder containing your roms. so you dont lose your saves.
5. to be sure cheat patching works its best youve gotten to a save point ingame first and copied your save and rom into a duplicate folder.
6. when patching a game you can run the rom in any emulator to see whether the cheats allow the game to work. till you fully close gbaatm the patch is not permanent and you can continue to add more cheats.

ok now the instructions:
1. open the rom you wish to patch. making sure you have the list of cheats on hand [remember that only xxxxxxxx xxxx format codes can be patched].
2. go to the following options in gbaatm and select them: "enable/disable", "enable at start", "trainer menu"
3. in the box that says "enable keys" and "l+R+A", that is a method to enable/disable cheats while playing. set a button combination you can easily remember. or leave it alone. leave it to make things simple.
4. in the empty box below where it says "trainer menu" simply type "cheats".
5. copy and paste your cheats into the large empty space at the bottom below "cheat codes". [being sure to put the name of each cheat before the actual code. otherwise you will have a long blank ass list when you start]. you only need the cheat name above the first line for the full line of the code you want.
6. repeat steps 1-4 each time you wish to patch a new game with cheats. remembering that once you patch the game it can never be repatched.
7. now the hard part. after completing steps 1-5, go to "save as" and save the file as something simple, remembering to put ".gba" as the end of the save name. once done check to see that you have "[insert whatever-the-hell-you-named-it here].gba" in the spot where you chose to save it. if so click on "patch game" then proceed to step 8.
8. this is the point of no return. if you have a current save file on your revo k101 before patching a game and wish that the cheats carry over to that save, you must do 2 things.
         a. the rom file you started with must be the one the save file is associated with.
         b. you must go to "save as" a SECOND time.
9. ****POINT OF NO RETURN**** after clicking "save as" click on the rom file that your k101 save is associated with that ends in ".gba". choose to "save as" that file and save.
10. patch the game one more time and close gbaatm
11. to test whether or not the game was fully patched reopen gbaatm. follow steps 1 and 5 above once more. and attempt to patch the game. if you get a warning saying the game cannot be patched then the patch process succeeded.

[recent edit 10092017]
ok so for those of you who may want to buy one of these suckers [which i HIGHLY suggest if you like playing gba, gbc, and nes games.] you can buy one here:
http://www.k1gbasp.com
this is the main website for the people behind the k101 plus. i should also mention that you can add video and music to the micro sd you put in the console. and the gba flashcart [that is a plastic cardtridge resembling an original gba game] comes free with the purchase.
music may be worth using since the speakers are pretty loud but i would not waste storage space for video. this thing is MADE for gaming, not just figuratively but LITERALLY as well. so using it for video would be a rather huge [and insulting] waste of the k101 plus. use it for video if you want, just do not tell me.
the k101 also has a nifty document viewer built in so you can use it to view text documents as well. but for that youll need to get ahold of [notepad++] which is not something i am going to put a link for here. why? 1. it is not really necesary for the console as of yet. 2. using [notepad++] and the k101 you COULD potentially type things for reference you should not be using.
if at some point later the designers fix the issue with editing ingame cheats i WILL post a means to get [NOTEPAD++].
for now if you want a k101 plus go here:
http://www.k1gbasp.com
i HIGHLY suggest buying one if you like old school games and want to have the ability to play REAL physical hardware off a non physical rom.
if you like newer gaming try this:
http://www.gpdxd.com/
i did a review for that console here:
http://storymaster21.blogspot.com/2017/09/console-review-gpd-xd-video-game.html?zx=f1bca8b210ef8d3c

breath of the wild: the best tips for any new game files

so for anyone playing breath of the wild here are a few basic important tips:

1. once you start out gather spicy peppers so you can survive in cold areas.
2. the first cold survival clothing piece is at the top of the mountain. simply find the old man at the highest point of the great plateuah [excluding the tower]
3. get a sword ASAP once you start. then find grass, start cutting, and collect the crickets and hot footed lizards via crouching. [it takes EXACTLY 4 crickets and 1 monster part to create a full stamina recovery elixer].
4. once you clear the great plateau the VERY NEXT area you need to clear is the gerudo tower in the lower left corner. you can find the tower off in the distance from the southwest corner of the great plateau. it is the least guarded and most easily accesible tower to clear. however, it requires quite a few stamina elixers to fully climb up the canyon walls to get to the tower. the easiest path there is to fly down and follow the highest ledges of the canyon edge. simply climb up the walls till you find the tower. [it will be surrounded by muck, crates, and several large stone pillars. and will be on the precepice of the ridge entrance into the gerudo desert.]
5. if you need a glitch for fast travel hold down the whistle button, use the directional pad to move, then repeatedly tap the dash button. this glitch provides infinite stamina both for running and occaisionally allows you to scale cliffs without using stamina [to check for use on cliffs tap the dash button while climbing. if you start running and regain stamina then you can run up the cliff].
6. once youve activated the gerudo tower fly down and find your way to the main city and start the "enter the forbidden city" side quest. run like hell and avoid the lizalfos and other desert enemies. the gerudo area can be surveyed w/o even needing any gear. right after clearing the great plateau you can find and activate the gerudo tower. [just beware. youll need firewood and flint in case night hits as the skeletal enemies that spawn are freaking lethal.] you can start the "enter the forbidden city" side quest and even finish it all without needing any good armor. once you complete the side quest [for the record the guy you are looking for who is sneaking in is on the roof of the inn where rhodson is located and it will cost you 600 rupees to buy the outfit. just cook food and elixer items 5 at a time and sell them, youll get that fast.]
7. once you gain entrance to the gerudo main city theres a gerudo secret club requiring a password. the password is G, S, C, [then the diamind symbol]. this club sells two armors. one is a luminous stone based armor set and the other is a desert armor set [this armor provides electric and heat resistance].
8. once you access the shrine just outside the gerudo main city capture a sand seal via throwing a bomb and detonating it near the seal. then ride the seal to the southwest corner of the gerudo desert. [if youve indeed activated the gerudo tower you should be able to zoom in the southwest corner of the map and see a gigantic skeleton. this is where the gerudo fairy fountain is. [and the best way to get fairies is wear ONLY what you had after you started the game. only equip your lowest level armor and unequip all weapons. also only come at night.]
9. while on the way to meet impa at kakariko village remember to enter hyrule castle from the rear at the castle docks area. [easiest way to find this location is find the giant pillars that look like the heads of the guardians that fire thos lasers. its in the rear of the castle perimeter.] once you find the docks there will be roughly 3 lizalfos to deal with. the castle docks hide a great flameblade and a hidden shrine [light the giant torch with the great flameblade provided in the pedestal]. also if you follow up the staircase right near the shrine and torch youll find a library. use megnesius to move the metal bookcase. [this room has 4 lizalfos so be careful. it also holds the royal guards shield in a hidden rear room and a stone smasher.] both the sheild and smasher are located behind metal hidden doors. the castle docks shrine point is important due to the respawning lizalfos who hold boomerangs and the stone smasher and great flameblade [which ALL respawn at each blood moon].
9. the gerudo desert holds roughly 4 molduga [one located directly west of the gerudo town near a hidden shrine]. never, I REPEAT, NEVER! kill all the moldugas. limit yourself to at least killing only 2-3, leaving one alive. this creates a glitch where they ALL respawn every blood moon. and moldugas drop tier 4 weapons [gear with stats 30-40].
10. the gerudo desert is also important as it leads to the summit. the large snowy mountains in the north hold the secret location where players can farm farosh [after gaining the master sword].

rick and morty kill jesus

jesus: i can walk on water. [jumps in a pond and starts floating up and onto the surface].

rick: so can i asshole [burps, then fires a freeze ray into the pond and steps out on it.]

morty: oh geeze grampa rick! you- you froze jesus christ in solid ice. he- he was getting ready to walk across that pond and you froze him!

rick: well morty were screwed. i killed jesus christ.

morty: uh no rick, you could just unfreeze him.

rick: no morty hes dead and even the unfreeze setting cant save him. come on morty lets go home. [they travel back to the future and find society is at war for some stupid ***damn reason].

morty: rick look what you did! you started world war three! geeze rick!

rick: actually morty without jesus the christian faith and hebrew religion never existed so world war two never happened.

morty: well then this IS world war two! rick: uh no morty, this is world war 8, without religion people had no reason to fight. but apparently the fear of magic flying spagetti monsters gave people a reason for morality. [a flying plate of spaghetti comes up and says some stupid line].

morty: well rick what do we do.

rick: nothing morty. isnt a world without stupid religion bett- [a spagetti monster strapped with a meatball suicide bomb runs over and blows up ricks lab.] well shit [rick opens a portal in time] now we gotta go save f**king jesus. damnit morty this is your fault!

morty: how is it my fault?!

rick: i dont know morty you tell me! [rick steps through the portal and after a few seconds steps back through to the future] well morty, are you coming or what?

morty [as they travel back in time]: you know what rick when this is all over i-

rick: you what? want to THANK ME for SAVING THE FUTURE?