Monday, April 13, 2015

pussy logging sentient trees.

Im all for the logging industry as we need the materials made from the wood of trees. But not the senseless destruction of beautiful mother earth. If they planted new trees after cutting down old ones we could still use the lumber for resources. Of course thats still kind of screwed up, i mean what if you learned that the only reason you were born is so you can watch your parents, friends, and neigbors be murdered in front of you and then watch yoursef be killed as new babies are beng raised to suffer the same fate. Then imagine you are paralyzed and can do NOTHING to stop that ruthless slaughter....god thats horrible.

Thursday, April 9, 2015

pussy gustafaba word of the week

Gustafaba - verb

The term for when you pour canned beans into a bowl, walk up to a stranger, then flip the bowl onto their head and yell "gustafaba!"

Can also be used as an exclamation for something so fucked up that no word in the English language suits it.

(Direct translation: Spanish for "lots beans")

pussy! the perverted view test. (for ratings)

To anyone who reads these posts, this is a simple test. I am going to put the word "pussy" in my post titles for a while. I am interested in seeing how it affects the number of page views. Alas if you come here to see pornography, too bad. Try bang bros, xhamster, wankdb, xvideos, or go steal a playboy.
or just get a life. You can have mine if you want.
what? Oh you thought I was going to be all smart? Come one people im still an honest ass (btw have you seen the little guy supposed to be riding me down the grand canyon? He left me with these people visiting for a tour and went to take a leak. Its been days now and ive eaten the tourists and im beginning to starve. What a way to go...a donkey starving to death in the grand canyon...)