i took on the NPH [theory 11] card riddle - and how i solved it [Theory 11 NPH Playing Cards Deck riddle] - part 1

now everyone is saying we shouldnt post about how we solved this deck riddle. but ive been doing this stupid thing for months and months and was so far in the wrong direction that i would have NEVER gotten it had i not found the one hint that got me on the way to solving it. while i will provide the instructions for how i found my way i cannot actually show how i found the answer.



first of all the deck comes with text that says:

"this is going to be a challenge. just as a spider spins its web, i've taken a page out of cardano's book and created a puzzle. look upon photos and images inside this deck. you can do this - just look closely at the cards. good luck!"

the key here is the old sesame street song "one of these things doesnt belong", find the the odd thing out in the text above and literally google it. 

the short version is that it will eventually lead you to THIS INFORMATION:

     THIS is how you solve part 1 of the riddle, and it involves precision cutting with a utensil like an x-acto knife on one of the cards that came with the deck. i will say that what card it is is VERY obvious, and had i been a child id be dead from stabbing myself by accident. but i am, however, an epileptic and my tremors make precision cutting seriously dangerous. 

     with the card cut it leads to a webpage [no i will not post it, but i WILL give you the image]:

by the way this image has been altered in size and moved around. so you do not know how it should be applied. i want people who just want the answer to be able to get it without destroying their beautiful decks of cards or risking slicing their hands up.

    i would suggest that while solving the riddle you use painters tape [that blue easily removable tape] to cover previous sections. this way you can keep altering the decoder.

how to put all gaming consoles into one [seriously this works] - also the best app list

i may have found the PERFECT method to do this.

1. any computer with hdmi connection port

2. download andyos

3. download any emulator

4. connect consoles via hdmi

5. use andyos + screensharing/casting to cast your screen+computer over any wifi network and thus you can play any system anywhere

andyos is an android vmware [a software that runs android os at the same time as everything else on your computer]. it can be installed on mac or windows, and runs like clockwork. once installed you can log into your google account through the android interface. through google play you can install and play literally any app your phone or tablet can. LITERALLY ANY APP.

if you combine andyos with windows built in game mode [windows logo+g] you can record your screen, audio, and other aspects. it is important that you do not open too many things whie running andyos to make sure it doesnt lag.

also with andyos you can install things like the at&tuverse app to watch tv on your computer [believe me this is frustrating to try to do without android.] basically you can watch your dvr on the go. though i ran into some wierd administrator/parental control issues. you can even install emulator apps or games that are normally only available through google play+android.

[the following is a list of valueable apps for literally everyone and anyone, to skip to the gaming part of this type "hdmi" into the search bar and skip to the second entry]

this brings us to running any console through andyos, basically you can install the emulator for consoles [drastic for ds, my boy! for gba+gbc+gb, snes9x for snes+nes, epsxe for ps, ppsspp for psp]. these emulators are worlds better than the computer based counterparts. for computer though youll want pcsx2 for ps2, dolphin for gamecube+wii, and if you want a really good gb-gba emulator for pc you can use mgba [which is easier to use but can be difficult due to syncing issues with sound and video].

there are also very good apps only available on android [and not even on ios]:

"scanner radio - fire and police scanner" is an app that has police and emergency scanners provided by local citizens.

"letter scrambler" and "alarm clock plus *" [thats a star at the end] are two good apps, with the first being basically an app that takes random letters and gives all words possible from them [if you play scabble] and alarm clock plus is a special alarm clock app that allows you to set multiple alarms and use your own music to use as alarms [and yes you can put music and files into andyos and access them]

"phases of the moon calendar & wallpaper free" is a great app that keeps track of the moons phases for any stargazers out there.

accuweather is the most accurate weather app. "noaa weather officlal" is one of the best weather apps for severe weather.

"random numbers generator" [the icon has two red dice] is the most fun app for anyone who plays d&d, board games, or wants to place a bet. the app allows you to set parameters for mini and max numbers and exclude numbers and rng at infinitum or till the numbers run out.

[the following section is for texting/calling apps to get to the game console info type "hdmi" into the search bar].

tired of those annoying spam calls or people who just wont stop texting? or ever wanted to text someone but not wake them at 3am?

"text me: text free, call freee, second phone number" is an appa vailable through android and ios that allows you to have your own personal phone number at no cost. you will need to watch ads and complete some tasks [which give you a certain number of "points/credits" and these points are minutes. one credit is one minute and you can easily get hundreds of credits, and they transfer with your account so you never lose them. texts also never use points, and many phone calls dont use points.

truecaller is literally the best app you can ever download. that is a fact. it has a caller id feature and call block feature that can let you block any call listed under an unknown name. it also allows you to block texts. the blocking feature can be selected from all phone calls, and the app keeps a record of all calls missed, picked up, and sent; by name. the app even saves blocked people when you transfer your account, so no losing blocked spammers. it cannot block all spammers as they always use different numbers, but typically once blocked they never call again. trucaller is also free and costs no money so its a must have.

"send it later! sms scheduler" is a unique app that allows you to send text messages at a later time and/or day. you type the message you want to tsend and select the recipient then choose a later date and time [including the same day 1 minute later] and the message gets sent at that time. i love sitting around the table eating dinner and having sent like 16 messages to everyone in the room five hours prior with kitty faces. then while eating with my phone on the table and my hands fully visible i watch the chaos as everyones phones blow up and they look at me and everyone freaks the f!@# out. its also good for sending texts at 2am that dont get sent til 9am so you arent summoning the wrath of your s/o asleep in the other room.

now onto the ultimate gaming sessions. first of all you will need at least one hdmi cable. basically any gaming console can be plugged into the computer via hdmi. if you use a splitter you can plug multiple consoles in.

what you want is to also get a steam account. steam is a pc gaming app/program [arogram?] that has a giant ass gaming library. if your computer can run steam it is important you do so. what youll want to do is install steam and setup an account. then plug in whatever consoles you want to play on through hdmi. youll want to set up your computer to be used as a display for the hdmi. with that done and considering you have downloaded the gaming emulators above you are ready.

basically just find any device you want to game on that has screen sharing or device local connecting/wifi screen casting. using your computer simply cast/connect to that other device [making sure you can use a controller with it. with the ability to control your own computer wirelessly you can play games off andyos, steam, the console through hdmi, or the emulators you have on that computer.

now a more complex but WAAAY more effective method to do the above is to use the "team viewer/teamviewer" software. yes i know that is the software primarily used by "nigerian tech scammers", but it is also a program that allows remote control of the pc from any device through wifi. this is significant because you can connect from a second device, turn on your computer, enter the code, then leave your home. then as long as you dont lose your connection you can remotely accesss your home pc through team viewer and use literallhy everything on it. you can even black out the home computer screen so nobody in your home sees you messing with your own computer, or lock the device if you notice someone screwing around with it while you are out.

but basically [short of where to get roms, and if you want that info go to "chucknorris.com"] that is it. it is convoluted, but it works.

why the "vader reveal" scene in the first star wars trilogy sucks

--if i told you i had an eighteen inch p**** would you be like "no! thats impossible!" or be more like "prove it b!@#$"?--

when you actually think about context the "vader reveal" scene in the first star wars trilogy was the stupidest thing ever. were watching a movie about good vs. evil and super powered telepaths and suddenly we get "hey luke has a father and its vader'. but who, in regards to actual plot of the movie at that time and date, was even asking about lukes father? it would be like introducing han solo as palpatines nephew.
let me ask you this, while watching "die hard" would you really be thinking about who the guys uncle or father was? or his kids? no. now what if i told you that kid the cop shot WAS his kid? 
contrived. that is what the vader reveal was. contrived from a point no person ever brought up once in the movie. so they could build drama.
also it was only so lucas could bring the point of leah later, but then why make them kiss?
its like when you are watching a movie and they suddenly throw out the plot to bring in a new one with a completely new villain with zero back story that they never touch on and who was never mentioned once in the entire movie. then they never touch that villain again.
without knowing whether luke cares about his dad all we saw was that he hated vader. and that vader killed his dad. then vader was his dad. so with no character development for luke over his feelings for his father lukes reaction makes no sense. if i told you i had an eighteen inch penis would you be like "no! thats impossible!" or be more like "prove it b!@#$"? luke knew vader was evil and that dark side users were manipulative, so why even believe him. also vader just cut off his hand and then offered help.
if someone punched me in the d!@# and then offered me a ham sandwich you can sure as hell bet THIS would be MY first reaction:

for the best perspective imagine if during the climax of infinity war dr doom showed up, punched thanos in the face, stole the gauntlet, then teleported away. then everyone turned to dust, and in endgame the avengers were after thanos because he snapped half the universe away and he claimed he destroyed the stones.
the vader reveal came at a time and during the second movie, with no mention of lukes parents, or his father, with the only mentioning it one being obi wan but yet fails to mention leah. you get over an hour in the movie and then theyre like "oh yeah, luke had a father, bet you werent thinking about that with that big battle for hoth and all".
yes people wondered just who vader was, because of the mask, that is what masks do. if you walk around with a group of people and one person who always goes by a pen name wears a mask everywhere, eventually youll be driven nuts over who that person really is. specially when they keep buying you taco bell and randomly stealing your hats.
but just out of nowhere being like "hey vader is lukes father" came from NOWHERE, it LITERALLY was something that NOBODY was thinking about. and i get it, everyone is like "THATS WHY IT WORKS! SHUT UP YOUR JUST A JEALOUS IDIOT! YOU DIDNT THINK OF IT FIRST!" well i was also negative 19 years old when that movie came out, so shut up before i slap you with my non existent prezygote semen tail.
and also that is why it DOESNT work. having a reveal that is set up through out the movie but is subtly hinted at with things you only see when rewatching like fifty times isnt a good reveal. spoiler warning?
the reveal in the saw franchise that there was more than one jigsaw and there had been the entire time was always set up and brilliant. the reveal that detective pikachu was the dad was hinted at so hard if you were blind and dumb you should have seen it, but was a good plot twist. the twist in scream that there was a second killer, smart and not many saw that coming. the plot behind the elder wand, pschotic but incredibly brilliant. cars 2 plot twist with the villain being on full display and only being revealed at the last second was great [i know people hate that movie but spy thrillers are generally great movies].
but the vader reveal had no buildup, not in the sense of viewer expectations. it was kind of like killing nemos mother and then never touching on that point literally ever again. "then who would YOU make vader?" i hear you say. that is NOT my point, my point is that if you are to reveal someone like vader as lukes father then, first of all dont use the dutch term for father, cause that just makes things obvious.
but more importantly ACTUALLY MENTION LUKES FATHER MORE THAN THREE TIMES. we as viewers were not watching that movie with any kind of knowledge that luke even CARED for his father, let alone KNEW HIM. we know luke knew OF him, but nothing more.
thats like a horror movie having characters being like "hey theres this monster"
protagonist: what kind?
"its a monster. its this thing that does this stuff to these things and they all ended up looking like that whatever"
then a rabbit hops out the bushes
"thats it! thats the monster!"
and with that i leave you with the monster from this story:

i call him timmy.

just how much is t-mobiles net worth? [june 30, 2019] [how stock ownership works]

right now my shares in tmobiles stock are not much, with a little over 49.00 [50 rounded up] worth .7/.07%. shares are usually divided in such a manner that 1% is still only a fraction of a whole share. meaning to ACTUALLY own 1% of a company you would need 100% of the equivalent of a 1% share.

okay so here is some bizarre math:

50.00=.70% of t-mobile stock | 50x.30=15.00

so %1=65.00 | meaning if you bought [6,500.00] worth of stock you would [theoretically] own 100% of the companies shares.

-of course i doubt that t-mobile could be bought for such little value. but if you ever want to call them and offer that, explaining the math behind it, it would be THOROUGHLY hilarious.

and if i am off by a decimal place [my own account shows that number], just take 65 and add 3 zeroes.

i would guess that may be saying that $6500 is equal to %100 of one single share in the company. if that is the case then 100% of the tmobile company atm would cost $650,000 for version 1 and $6.5mil for version 2.

basically t-mobile as a company RIGHT NOW is either worth a little over $600k or $6mil.

since my share is .7 it is only 70% of 1% of a 100% that would be 1% of the entire company. usually smart companies have their highest employees and creators [as well as the founder(s) known as "chairmen" - original term NOT sexist] own a considerable amount of the company stock. usually majority shares. the rest get divided out.

remember that scene in "fantasia" where mickey mouse chopped up the broom into pieces? that is the 100% of FULL shares. now remember when the broom pieces formed more brooms that were then also chopped up? that represents the 100% that makes up each 1% of the first 100%.

the simplest way to describe this is you have 5 apples. all 5 make a single COLLECTION of apples.

now you cut each apple into 5 slices. you now have 5 apples cut into 5 pieces, making 25 pieces of apple.

but all of the pieces are still part of the COLLECTION of the ORIGINAL 5 apples.

that is stocks in a nutshell [great now i want trail mix. someone get me some m&ms].

the math above [with 65.00/650.00 representing 1%] is but a single apple slice. to get an entire apple one must collect 100 of that 1% [making 6500/65,000 equal to the ENTIRE apple].

but even with this you still need FOUR MORE APPLES before you have the entire collection of apples. also, isnt "apples" fun to say? go ahead and say it a couple times. fun, right? now hold your tong in your fingers and say "apples" again. ha.

to get the rest of the "apples" you would need 100 of that previous 100% [6500/65,000] or in other words, $650,000/6,500,000.

in other words at this point and time [june 28, 2019] one could buy ALL of t-mobiles stock and thus gain complete control over the company if they had a little over 650k/6.5mil in cash. it is LITERALLY what their companies net worth currently is at the moment [give or take a few thousand due to some minor rounding up].

an endgame meme - you know what else is inevitable?

i created this. because antman let us all down.

how to file a formal complaint in 10 [not so] simple steps

the basics of a formal complaint, one that gets attention and garners respect from the business you complain to and also results in actions taken or compensatory goods, is simple.
1. be polite.
this is important as you want them to see you as someone whom is miffed, but also is reasonable
2. be well written/spoken in your words.
try not to use contractions like cant, wont, dont, its, [etc.] and make sure that what you want comes across clear. use proper english and grammar and make sure you come across as "educated and logical]
3. write your !@#$ you draft first.
nobody ever suggests this. but what you want is to write out literally everything you feel at the moment you want to complain. even swears and contractions and have it come across as rediculous and p!$$ed off as possible. then either erase it, or modifiy it so it comes across as someone upset but not blind swearing into an empty toilet. it helps to write your e-mail/letter in word or notepad in case you lose internet connection.
4. make sure your complaint is valid.
check the faq [if they have one] before contacting the busniess, and yes faqs p!$$ the hell out of everyone. such stupid nonsensical questions. how the f@@k is "can it connect to internet?" a frequently asked question about a friggin toaster?!? the heck kind of toast are these people trying to make? but always make sure your complaint is something reasonable that you feel thewe company should own up to.
5. dont use references.
not what you think. im talking things like youtube, social media, twitter, tinder, "myponylikesbutteredtoast.com". dont reference things like this unless they are 100% relevant to your complaint.
6. dont use personal info [address, phone number].
unless, you want them calling you or sending you things in the mail. also you should know that many businesses sometimes end up selling out personal e-mails and phone numbers to spam companies who fill your inbox, phone, and every murderous donut-related though you have [great.... now i want a razberry filled donut]. you will need to check busniess privacy laws and regulations to know. but if you spam them with complaints and your personal phone number, address, or e-mail dont be shocked if you suddenly start getting sh!+ loads of spam.
7. dont expect them to give you free sh!+.
yeah, writing professional complaints may get you noticed or get personal letters/e-mails from the compnay. but it is actually quite rare for a business to provide free merchandise to people filing formal complaints. this is an honest action done on the bahalf of you and others like yourself, expecting free crap and getting free crap is a detriment to the company. if they compensate too many or too much they can lose profits or worse lose public image.
8. try to make your complaint sound like a group.
okay this is a real pro tip. when complaining to a busniess or really in general, it helps your case if you can make it sound like others like you could [or even have] suffered the same indignity. one person complaining hardly does anything. usually. if you are persistent they sometimes will compensate you to just get you to stop. im the guy who held a gun in its case in front of an entire meijer store because the stocker place the rifle on a shelf with a far faaar lower price. i literally had nothing to do while waiting for the bus to come back around so we could get on. several shoppers freaked out about high powered pellet rifles "just being out where anyone could grab them". so the store manager offered me a big discount on the thing. which i took. i still have that rifle today locked safely in a gun box in my closet, gun safety is no joke people!
9. if you can find a way, make the company know the problem could be worse.
yes. i disasterize sometimes when filing formal complaints. but when you have pet supplies being shipped completely slashed to pieces in the shipping box, thats a problem. specially if someone orders rat poison and dog food or like LITERALLY anything compressed in a canister [big box go boom now]. the idea is to take your minor problem and make it something that very realistically could become major [if it isnt already]. it may seem wrong, but murphys law can turn something harmless into a disaster [columbine happened because some idiot sold teens firearms and stores had no age restrictions on propane sales.] these things are very real and happen every day. the titanic disaster happened simply because production skimped costs on the rivets that held the ship together. you dont need to turn everything into a disaster, but if you can literally write out how your small issue could lead to a huge disaster for the company they will likely listen.
10. "pics or it didnt happen"
yeah this one had to be the last on the list. if you REALLY want results, give the business friggin evidence. this case with jimmy johns that got me gift cards had me actually citing everything and quoting from live time research. words mean nothing without actions and actions have no meaning without cause. any evidence you can collect to support your claims will further help your cause. doesmnt always need to be pics, but photo and video is hard to dispute.

i will list below all the cases i filed and got responses from. including total failures on the companies behalf.

i complained to customer service - and jimmy johns rewarded me?!? [how to file a formal complaint]

ok, lets get this started with the fact that i FRIGGIN LOVE SANDWICHES.
take two pieces of bread place LITERALLY anything between it, SANDWICH!
take two slices of turkey and place cheese between them, SANDWICH!
take two cookies and put icing between them, OREO! its LIKE a sandwich, only its 2.5 cookies.
take two wooden boards, some shellack, and a piece of tree bark, SANDWICH! would i eat it? actually i once ate a twig on a dare, but thats another story.
whatever, i love sandwiches.
while on this topic, i frequently order and eat at various sandwich restaurants. even a burger is a sandwich, only its meat and bread are roided out and bad ass. i have eaten at potbelly sandwich shop, subway, penn station, and one of my favorites, jimmy johns. any chance i get to order delivery i always opt for healthy choices, which jimmy johns has a ton. sadly jimmy johns cannot deliver to my address, and after unsuccesfully voicing my complaint over the phone i decided to STRAIGHT UP as them directly why they cannot deliver to my address.
so i went to customer service online and wrote a well written e-mail. now normally when you complain it is annonymous as you do not want them coming back at you. but i decided to put all my chips on the table, and i gave them the address of the nearest restaurant to my home. i then gave them my REAL address [btw NEVER EVER do this with anyone anonymously and if you want to know why just cheack out reddit under the topic "'let's not meet' stories"]. i then went further and used mapquest to test the travel time from my home to their business [which was minimum 9 minutes and max 13].
i didnt just ask why they couldnt deliver, i went and showed they could deliver to my place in about 11 minutes [or one episode of your average tv cartoon show]. i then asked a simple question, "why is it that your business, being so close, cannot deliver?" honestly i did not AT ALL expect a reply from them. but lo and behold, like a week later i get an envelope from them in the mail; and inside i feel something the size of a credit card.
i call in my roommate and we open the envelope, and inside was a personally written letter from jimmy johns. they apologized for being in an inconvenient location and as compensation for... something.... [i dont really know, i just wanted my question answered]; they sent me a ten dollar friggin gift card and a ten dollar gas card.
[will insert photo later. yah im lazy like a cat, bite me]
gods only know why they felt they needed to go over the edge in customer service and give me such a great gift. [yes ten bucks in trumps nation will buy you a loaf of bread, but now that bread comes with jimmy johns sandwich meat!] my roommate got the ten dollar gas card and i got the food gift card.
anyone who reads about my reviews knows that i pretty much treat things i hate the same as things i like. my passion and wrath run equal, and if someone screws up i always give them a second chance [^ ^ down down < > < > ab start INFINITE SECOND CHANCES!] even when someone screws up royal i will always give them a chance to make things right [still waiting on walmart though for nearly letting me die].
if you like sandwiches try a local sandwich shop, doesnt have to be jimmy johns [thats how you know this sh!+ is not sponsored]. but they do have good sandwiches, and they sell loaves of bread for like 50cents a pop. thats cheaper than the grocery store.
well im off to play some yoshi and poochies wooly world. [seriously its a great game. no really it is. very VERY relaxing. soothing music]

as for how to file a formal complaint, i will go into further detail in another post, as well as include like LITERALLY every single formal response i recieved and what happened as a result of my actions [i am not bragging either, just showing what can be done when you are well worded and polite]. if you wish to learn about how to write a formal complaint, check out the link below:
https://storymaster21.blogspot.com/2019/05/how-to-file-formal-complaint-in-10-not.html?zx=3facfe5e7c177883

movie idea 2 - "the facade heartland"

this would make a great movie plot, based off the scam agencies that use tech scams to steal billions of dollars per year from unsupecting people. link below to jimbrowning on youtube, he does informative videos on these matters.
Inside a scam call center [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb_rgQ4IDS8 ]

two people in the middle east trying to make ends meet who grew up as best friends and knew each other their entire lives. mamuk [mah-mook] and chabuud [shaa-bood]. after finishing high school they both want to make it big and marry the perfect spouse to start a family. they both get jobs, with mamuk working honest customer service for a major tech company ans chabuud also getting work for a tech firm.

later mamuk learns that chabuud is working for a scammer agency and their friendship gets put to the test. mamuk is like "thees ees honest munee my friend. it is hard work, but worth eet in thee end." and chabuud is like "yes buut my job pays soo much more and i am rich now". so chabuud shows off all the beautiful people he is dating and the expensive things he is buying to try to both make mamuk jealous and recruit him to also work in the scam center.

mamuk begins having a crisis of ethics as he needs more money to save one of his family members lives because they get into an accident. he considers working at the illegal call center, and we as viewers see him walking towards the scam center as they have the manager preparing for another employee joining them.

we assume it is mamuk, but it is not as we see mamuk walk PAST the call center to a profiessional office building. turns out his hard work was notices and he gets promoted to a managerial position. then later we see the scam center get broken into by federal agents as the reveal the "new employee" was an undercover officer and everyone in the scam center [including chabuud] is arrested and sent to federal prison.

the movie ends with mamuk seeing his best friend to jail and promising to always visit, and giving a short lecture about ethics and fraud. then we get a sad dark theme song that has text credits with details about scam agencies in the real world and their devastating effects. and the sheer lack of action that the law takes against them in spite of the overwhelming evidence.

most meta dev idea EVER - pokemon insurgence lesser known items - ("YOU HACKED!" [you hacked the game. you deserve this]) item.

https://pastebin.com/cZrLpd5z
   in the above link is the item index for pokemon insurgence.
   in the list is an item at index id# 1209 - it is simply titled "YOU HACKED!" - i went into the games code and tried most of the items listed in that webpage.
   anyone who wants to know what a certain item does let me know.

 some notes about item/money hacking:
[you use a program called "cheat engine"]
cheat engine hacking notes:

1. item values [numbers representing the item in the long list of 1-3 digit id numbers] can be perpetually edited to whatever value wished when buying hacked items.
-must exit buying shop menu to reset items for sale
2. money hacks [(#ofcash)*2+1] do not need address searching to redo each time. [as long as the (#ofcash) POST value [after selling] is equal to the current amount of cash.] cheat can be endlessly spammed.
-DO NOT SELL ITEMS FOR MONEY CODES [this will result in the numeric multiplier (ie. amount chosen) to REVERSE.] this results in a bizzare negative number that prevents you from ever being able to buy things or hack your finances again.
-DO NOT USE MORE THAN [TEN] DIGITS IN

now onto the show. ..
  so i got curious and decided to try out the many many lists of items. most just do what expected.
big note is that the iv stones cost 10,000 and the shiny charm can IN FACT be bought with no issues and goes into the key items pocket once bought.
  now onto several of my favorites:
  "rocket boots." couldnt resist that. bada$$ name, but is nothing more than a substitute for hm02-fly. frankly i would rather use the boots. f!@# your pidgeot, i got ROCKET BOOTS! ROOOCKET MAAAAAN....
  "instant lapras". i am going to go into the middle of the forest, activate this, and see what happens.
  and my personal favorite [covered above at the beginning]: "YOU HACKED!". okay this is quite possibly the most hilarious item that ACTUALLY EXISTS in pokemon insurgence. in the list it is listed under number [1209], and can be bought by using the following instructions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oQ37VNzP3U
  it takes some time to understand, but once you do the pokemart pokeball replacement you just keep altering the number without leaving the cheat engine program.
  effectively what happens when you literally buy an item called "YOU HACKED!" [literally in all caps, that is its name]? PURE HILARITY, thats what. first of all the items description in the shop reads:
"you hacked the game. you deserve this".
  it costs zero dollars, and upon purchasing the games engine suffers a failure and the entire thing crashes and closes. it doesnt delete your save [far as i know], it doesnt mess with your game, and so as long as you have saved prior to buying this "item" the game simply reloads your last save. no harm, but TEN TONS of foul. this item is quite possibly one of the most meta things i have ever seen in a pokemon game. the creators were actually aware people would eventually hack the game and they INTENTIONALLY put this item in the list. this is also an interesting item, as if you were trying to hack your game to get multiple [if not all] items in one sitting your game would crash and youd be none the wiser to how it did. the devs were so aware of potential cheaters that they put a meme item in their game just to pwn people who got too agressive. [or in my case curious what sh!t did what.]

an answer to the question: "what happens if you place the power of god in the hands of man"?

[for the record "man" and "mankind" are used to refer to all of society. this includes women, men, transgender, cis, and any others who recognize themselves as members of our planets population and society as a whole. so for anyone who is NOT a male [or identifies as such equal to anything non-male], replace "man", "mankind", "he", etc. with whatever you feel is your identity. even if that be a toastercorn.

something i have learned from the mistakes in my life:

"what happens when you place ultimate power in the hands of a mortal, and strike away their reason for obtaining the powers in the first place? you create a god without a purpose, an all powerful being capable of anything in the universe. and you leave them without a reason for living. man is not ready for the power of the gods, as without purpose he would destroy the very universe within which he resides. he will become a king of ruins, and a ruler of the void. for their is no purpose for a god to live, and no reason to die. and eventually, as all things do, he will bring destruction to all that he touches. his world will lie in ashes and fade away as he slowly falls to madness. as mans greatest enemy is himself, his fellow brethren will seek his power, his belongings, his loved ones, and desire these for himself. and in the end man will bring end to himself, by himself, because of himself. he is no greater than those who stand beside his side, and no less than those whom abandon him when times grow hard. mankind is equal in all light and all darkness and in death and birth and suffering and joy. all things that a man feels, faces, overcomes, suffers; all is equal in the eyes of the huddled masses. man is nothing to the cosmos, a mere speck in the raging storm that wisps through the desert winds. for he to call claim to his significance is to call importance to the life of the elusive electron. so small and insifnificant, and yet so important to the grander scheme of the cosmic flow. no, a man may never be allowed command the hands, eyes, or heart of the gods. but even he has value and to neglect this is to neglect all that is, has been, will be, has yet to come, and all things between."

Samuel J. Pernicano (04222019 a.d.)

another lets not meet - shreiks in the night

last night [04072019-23:15],
my dog once again decides to go out to make a poop. i get him all ready and we are excitedly walking the path i normally take him. he sniffs around some bushes and trees and makes several stops to urinate. suddenly i hear what sounds like bushes rustling and someone groaning like a zombie. the real world suddenly begins to take a strange dark turn.
i hear a strange man begin talking in a gargled voice,
"eehhhhh... ey, i oh yuu. i kno uu and at FUCKING DOG!"
i stop, a horrid mistake, and look around; i see nobody. but the dog begins to stop moving.
"eeyyAHHH! YOU!  eah i knowww youuucannheeAAR MEEE!"
the moaning and gurgling sound became more noticeable. and as i looked around, i still saw nobody. the voice was slurred, gargled, messy; as if the person was struggling to put out the words and breath at the same time.
"yeeaaAAAHH! OU! 'YOUUaanDTHATFUCKING DOG! III KNOW YOU CUN HEER MEE!"
i keep looking around, at this point i know the voice is coming from either in the car nearby, the balcony above, the porch, or behind the bushes. and the dog has stopped moving and trying to use the bathroom. his tail was stading straight up and his fur was beginning to stand up.
"ii knowww you HEAR ME! ONT IGNOR MEE!"
i look over in a random direction
"thaats RIGHT! [the man gurgles and shrieks from the shadows] ii KNOW YOU EE MEE! AND I I UGH OW U DOG!"
at this point i was beginning to slowly walk forwards leaving the area. i knew that i should have not stopped in the first place, as he took that as me realizing he was there. and he was nowhere NEAR sane or sober.
"don ugh yuo RUNAWAY! ieee OW OO! ND AT FUCKING DOG! [his voice was loud, shrill, sneering, and filled with a drunken gurgle]
as i continued at the same pace, trying to act as if i never heard him. but it was too late. he knew i heard him. and was done being ignored. what followed was the most horrifying thing i have ever experienced.
"DEENT YOUU RUN AWAY FROM MEEE!!"
AT THIS POINT HE JUST WENT FULL MENTAL! he began gargling, growling, shreicking, roaring, snarling, and acting like some wild beast. his voice like that of a fusion child of hannibal and se7en.
 I OH OO ANDYURR DOG AND ILL AUGHA OOLGA GAAHWG AAAAAHG AEIIII!!! DOONT YUU WALLKK AWAYY FROM MEE! I ILL FIND UU ND KILL UU!!!"
i wanted to run. i wanted to haul ass and get the fuck out of there. my instincts told me to run as fast as i could. so i told my instincts to SHUT. THE HELL. UP. and i just repressed all sense of emotion. i knew if i showed any signs whatsoever that i was intimidated or that he was getting to me that he would IMMEDIATELY take it as a sign of weakness. this was no longer a human being, this man had just gone completely feral.
"DOONT YOUU RUN FROM MEE!! AAAAUUUGH! [HIS VOICE JUST BEGAN TO GARGLE MORE] PUUUSSSSYYY!!! PUUUSSSSSYYYYYYYY!!"
when i finally made it to the other end of the complex i was about to relax. then i hear more voices, and smelled what was obviously marijuana. i looked over and saw a small group of people in front of a porch. i thought nothing of it till they looked up at me and our eyes met. then they all began walking directly towards me as a group. the look in their eyes was not friendly, and i wasnt waiting around to find out what they wanted.
so i walked quickly over to another area of the complex. once again i began to relax, but then i notcied several vehichles turning lights on as i passed. after what i already went through i was immediately suspicious. and rightfully so. as one of the vehicles began to start up and follow me.
i was done. so i came home, locked the doors, and armed myself.
but to the psychos who tried to kill me and my dog, lets not meet again. or next time im goating you to jump off the second story balcony if i see you drunk and cracked out up there again.

reese witherspoon is dead?!? [cloned by an asteroid] - monsters vs. aliens theory

in the movie reese witherspoons character [susan] is LITERALLY crushed by a meteorite and given super powers. the meteor is filled with an element known as quantonium, which has strange and unusual properties. the movie shows us that susan was crushed and survived, being mutated into a giant later. but what if something far more complex and dark happened? what if she was killed, cloned, and replaced?
this theory is based around how quantonium functions in the movie when exposed to biomass [or living tissue]. the movie shows us that it can be used to alter cellular structure and even clone another living thing. now it is true the villain needed a full lab to disperse the quantonium into small enough amounts that he could make an army. but what if this was why susans clone was so large and abnormally powerful? the villain does say that she has too much in her and when the seeking robots scan they show her body having waaay more than normal. and the villain even says that he cannot remove all the quantonium from her. 
after removing the quantonium susan still looks like her old self, white hair and all. would she not revert back to her human form? unless of course she was a clone of the original susan [done after she died or via assimilation]. 
this theory works because all the clones created by the vilain via quantonium effectively retain the same memory, mind, body, and thought process as the one they were cloned from. they also seem to only have a limited prior memory capacity. and the clones are easily fooled by anyone that resembles them. 
the clones seeing anyone dessing like them as the same person works for the theory as well, because the first people susans clone would see were her family. obviosly if susan were assimilated into a clone the clone would only need her most recent memories as well. this explains why, despite being 60 feet tall, she still obsesses over her fiance rather than accpeting shes too big. her mind only remembers the most recent memories and that is her obsession of her fiance. 
susan being a clone [and the REAL reese witherspoons character being dead] makes more sense, specially considering the military considers her a monster. they know about the meteorite and obviously knew it hit her. and they probably know the REAL susan is dead [which is why they changed her name]. 
ginormicon is the only monster that DOESNT know shes a monster. 

disneys beauty and the beast theory - GASTON AND THE PRINCE WERE RELATED?!?!?

ok so i just have to point this out: gaston and the prince look A LOT alike. they have the same bodies, hairstyle, eye color, and facial features. whats more is gaston is too fit and adept to be just a hunter. looking at the rest of the townsfolk they are wearing cheap clothes and are unfit looking. gaston has clothing that is befitting a member of nobility and royalty [and even has a freaking servant]. gaston is physically stronger than everyone else ion the town and is trained in a manner that befits one of military or noble descent.

the prince, being royalty would have a military, and normally royalty would have their military march through the cities keeping peace and collectig dues. if the enchantress were to come curse everyone at the castle the military members would likely be left out of the curse as they would be around the town. and seeing as everyone forgot the prince and his castle, the military would be nothing more than ordinary townsfolk. the castle guard would be left out of the enchantress' curse.

what if gaston was a member of the royal guard or even the princes uncle, and happened to be spared the castle curse? as a result he would be left with no memory of his former life and this would entirely explain how he is trained in hand to hand combat, tracking and hunting, firearms, and just so happens to have both clothing befitting that of a noblemen and a personal servant.

i think gaston was directly related to the prince or the royal family.

also if you look at the colors of gastons outfits and the castle as well as the princes post enchantment decorations, the castle bears the same colors gaston wears. typically those of noble descent or whom served the royal families would wear their colors during their time serving them. also gaston has to be getting his money [to cover his gallavanting] from somewhere, and hunting does not pay diddly.

gaston being related to the prince would also make the movie even more unique, as him being either a member of the royal family or one who served them and trying to kill the one he served would make a hell of giant plot twist. it would also fit the enchantress' curse, with gastons terrible fate being because he became what she was trying to prevent the prince from becoming. this huge change between dynamics would make for such a huge bombshell as you realize that the royal family turned on itself.

THE GREATEST. STORY. EVER. - my dealings with ubers terrible customer support and how they nearly ruined a poor drivers life

i had a terrible experience with an uber ride the other day. the driver literally drove off without opening his trunk. inside which was my school backpack, and in that a few things that you would probably NOT want sitting in a beat up shot to !@#$ backpack just sitting in the trunk of your car. so i contacted them to get my "things" back.
this was what they said after i had waited 45 minutes [and 23 hours] in the cold still on meds for strep throat:

to which i rather agitatedly replied the following novel that was that 45 minutes in the cold:

to summarize: uber drivers are endorsed by uber. as long as they follow the rules they agree to they keep driving. MY driver decided to NOT open his trunk which still had my backpack in it. and due to the stress of being in a rush, i had a mild seizure immediately upon exiting his car, forgetting about the backpack. instead of opening the trunk, as literally any logical civic minded person WOULD, he decides to drive off. with my backpack, and my ipad, and my textbooks, aaand my prescription medications FOR my epilipsy and my surgery a couple weeks prior.
whiiiich just so happen to be high level prescription [CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, they WERE PRESCRIBED BY MY DOCTOR] street narcotics that would land you a federal 15 year sentence just for posession. soo i call the driver, he gives me two wrong numbers, then refuses to come back and instead picks up several other people.
long story short, 45 minutes later i failed my major exam as i walk into class with my backpack back and the professor had dismissed everyone. all because this one guy decided it was okay to leave a sick epileptic in the middle of a cold campus without his backpack or meds. after which i was charged for HIS time.

and, i SHITE YOU NOT, THIS was ubers reply to me explaining they literally could have ended up getting their driver thrown in federal prison and had their lost and found facility raided or at least had the cops show up asking some "interesting" questions about a certain ripped backpacks contents.
this was ubers reply to the literal scandal that they narrowly avoided:

i CANNOT make this crap up. "you can ask your driver to leave your 'item' at a local police station" was their suggestion. i love how this involves illegal prescription level narcotics [in anyone elses posesesion but mine with the bottles been prescribed to me] and they still have the word "item". if this HAD gone ass up and made the news this would be all over the nightly comedy news shows like "the daily show" [gods i love trevor noah]. like the entire ordeal sounds suspiciously like a drug deal or something.
it said "no need reply", but i felt i needed to anyways. and THIS is what i said:

this is why i used to use lyft.

#alllifematters i was called a racist in front of 100 people?!?

well i knew that with the half transformed pumpkin in the white house, that this would happen eventually.
i started what i thought was a conversation about working conditons for employee grunts. the man talks about how the stores have young people hauling carts in the freezing cold for no pay. i say "that is because walmart has no unions..."
followed by me being slammed about the catholic church raping kids and next thing i knew the person was calling me every racist term imaginable. as well as making threats and shouting about slavery, which is one of the many horrid scars on our planets history, the person began shouting everything imaginable about opression.
now i am not "white", in fact i have literal genetic evidence of my entire family tree that proves just this [technically i am southern european and my family originates from the druze].  personally i do not see color, i only see an un-unified planet of human life just rippling with potential. i feel that the way people are treated is wrong, even after thousands of years people with "non-white" skin still lack the basic rights, careers, treatments, and equality that everyone flat out deserves. even people of the lgbtqp community and non-patriarchal family lifestyles lack the basic rights that a "straight white male" recieves. and it SICKENS me.
every person has a right to their opinion and really i had no qualms with this person or what they were saying, i mean pretty much everything he said was a comlaint against "the white man" and the opression brought by the rich elite. honestly i agree that the way african americans are treated is and was wrong. i do not like using the term "african american" as it lumps all people of dark skin together as if they all originate from the united states. when this is further from the truth. i understand it is technically a correct term, but when you have individuals whom come from europe, asia, south america, canada, AND africa, calling them "african american" is depriving them of their "roots" and where they truly came from.
every person deserves equal treatment and ignorance and hatred only breeds more ignorance and hatred. i renounce anything the pumkin in the white house says and honestly wish that there were more people like dr martin luther king and ghandi alive today.
but what i realized about this racist encounter is how to react when facing racism.

walk away.

just ignore them and walk away.

it is the only thing you can do. confronting them only makes things worse, and feed their anger.

if you want others to see you are the better person, you have to have the courage to walk away. as trying to defend yourself only results in yourself getting slammed with more racist slurs and insults.

walk away. they act out of ignorance and hate and in most cases there is no trying to reason with them.

just walk away and ignore them, and only if they follow you should you try to defend yourself.

reason will not work. logic will not work. threats and anger only make things worse.

just walk away. and be the better person [gender neutral because racism affects all genders and races].

most people who are racist or say racist things are ignorant and filled with hate from the days of old or from their family.

if they try to come after you, then you must stand up for yourself.

but always be the better person and instead of trying to argue with someone who does not care for words, show with actions. be an example to your fellow human beings and be the better person, so that you can create a better world.

really if nobody reacts to the things these people [all people who preach hate on twitter, facebook, general social media, the news] then they lose their power. words only have power if we let them, and if we ignore those whom they come from they lose their strength.

i do not claim to understand the struggles that muslims, chinese, africans, hispanics, hebrews etc. went through. the ordeals that these people suffered were long and arduous and the enslavement of their people for cheap labor worldwide and for constructing blood structures across the world is impossible to imagine. i do not either claim to understand the stigma that they face and continue to face nor do i believe that five personal experiences equal literal generations of suffering and indignity.

i will say that i have a deep understaning of hatred and ignorance, facing it for more than just my own life but also on the behalf of my fellow human beings. and i do understand racism and many of its causes, and there is not excuse for bigotry, ignorance, or hatred for any specific people. all life has the right to live free of opression and hate and to have the right to speak freely and unhindered by the boot of a greater man. this planet is delicate and all human life has equal value, and not color, sexual preference, religion, nor gender should EVER have any say otherwise.

there is no one race, ethnicity, gender, sex, identity, or person whom is any greater than his fellow man he stand next to. for under the eyes of the stars we are but equal parts of a single whole.

the real damage being done by pot and vaping - your brain will NEVER enjoy sex ever again.

everyone says vaping and weed isnt bad.

but clearly these people dont know how serotonin and endorphins work.

marijuana and vape fluid both affect your body by forcing your brain to unnaturally release endorphins and serotonin. this is what is really causing the relaxtion effect. and the more you do it the more damage you do to your brain. it causes the receptors in your brain which respond to pleasure and affect things like joy and happiness to malfunction, as they have been over worked. this results in a similar state to how people with bipolar disorder, addiction, personality didsorders, psychosis, and severe depression function in terms of brain activity.

this is why smoking and vaping cause irritibility and more stress than they actially relieve. it is actually a false relief, similar to how meth, crack, pcp, or heroin works on your brain.

pot and vape fluid does actually damage your brain. but worse it will affect your ability to feel things like joy, excitement, happiness, sexual pleasure, and it can even lead to severe depression or suicide. all of these things are affected by endorphin release and serotonin levels in your brain, and the receptors which cause brain spikes upon experiencing things which normally would excite you. and this is actually permanent. as well as has been linked to dangerous axctivity like risk taking, criminal behaviors, and even acts that could maim or kill yourself or others.

you can also asphyxiate when "hotboxing" as the smoke will in fact push breathable air out of the room. and marijuana being a plant will mean there are people allergic to it. i am one of them.

people who take antipsychotics, meds for depression and bipolar, or other mental disorders can suffer adverse affects from pot as it causes your ability to fire commands between your brain and body to slow and lowers reaction time. it can cause medications which normally balance serotonin levels or other areas of the brain to slow or not work at all. and thus you end up feeling as if you are off your meds.

you may not know, but you do in fact do long term damage to your brain, and eventually your body as a result by smoking these things on a regular basis. imagine never being able to enjoy sex, food, movies, or even that adrenaline rush from scary movies anymore.

and all of these things are capable of being transferred to your children. as they are related to stress and excitement levels. studies from 9/11 have proven this. you want your kids born with anxiety disorders or being like trump or john wayne gacy? keep smoking that pot.

addiction is no joking matter mattpatt on game/film theory can probably describe how addiction affects the brain best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BTGgCEFuQw

seriously, his description of how even just mobile games affect your addiction is perfect. and vaping and amoking marijunana are no different in how they work. and overuse causes damage.

twitter break down - discussing a fake tweet - a.k.a. Photoshop fail!

soo, what exactly is wrong with this?

so allow me to point out everything wrong with this:

1. the phone screen is locked [upper right corner] meaning there is no way they could view this comment. nor could they access the phones keyboard to type.

2. the phone is IN AIRPLANE MODE [upper left] meaning they couldn't even USE twitter let alone comment or read posts

3. the phones time is 12:22pm, the comments time is 09:34am [meaning they posted this 21 hours after the phones ACTUAL TIME]

4. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE a black line at the bottom. these lines are only uses to seperate comments or posts on blogs online. and below this line is what looks like another name or date. meaning this was taken from a blog or comment page

5. this uses 280 characters. [yes i typed the whole thing out].

[this is the max number for twitter]-but while they can spell words like acknowledge and reassurance they misuse the apostrophe in "someone's". anyone who knew how to spell large words like those would know that "someone's" means "someone is"

6. this comment was posted on tuesday morning at 9am. who the heck is up that early on a tuesday? let alone has enough brain function to post anything this morally reasonable and acceptable on twitter.

7. this entire thing implies it was done via a screent shot on the phone. by the user. meaning this person had such an ego that they either screen shot their own tweet after setting on airplane mode so updated comments wouldn't move their screen while capping so they could show the world what THEY think. or this person was such a fraud and an ass that they thought that they should take someone ELSES tweet, screen shot it, then use it as their own [which is plagarism btw], and edit it to LOOK LIKE it was from their own phone.

8. they didnt bother using editing to crop out the top of the screen where they had left airplane mode on and the icon showing their screen was locked. and also showing that the phone couldnt find a mobile network.

what else is easy? not faking something like this and not commiting plagarism. why would you need take something like this [that was probably someone elses] and fake that it was done by you from twitter?

come on people. if you feel this sincere, at least make an effort to tell people in your own words. or credit the original creator of the message. i never use content without first notifying the creator that i plan to do so. and often times i ask them permission first. it's just a courtesy.

or edit your stolen material so it at least looks like it was yours. dont be those guys in china making fake psvitas and claiming they are handheld game systems.

my ps4 became self aware?!?

soo my ps4 decided to turn on out of its own accord while i was on the computer next to it. it fully booted up and began registering button commands and lighting up as if someone was using it. i dont even know where my controller is, but i unplugged the hell out of that thing IMMEDIATELY. 
is this something that the systems can do without any kind of physical contact to the consoles or remote input?
i know it is possible to hack into things like computers and game systems via the network they run on. but the privacy settings, customization, disabled apps and controls, and the fact that i dont believe i have EVER set up my ps4 on the network really blows that theory out. 
i honestly cannot figure out what was going on. i was about to do the thing all lonely adults do on their computers at 3am, what? WATCH PORN?!? YOU ARE SICK MISTER. i am a millenial! millenials dont "watch" porn, we "experience" it. 
skipping the fact that i cannot use vr tech or anything involving covering my eyes. and the fact that i was UPDATING MY PROGRAMS [perverts], and had yet to do much anything. the ps4 just kind of, turned on. i didnt touch it, nothing contacted the power button, it didnt move, and the controller is so far away it might as well be in siberia. there was LITERALLY no way it could have done what it did. 
which was suddenly start self booting up, then the hard disk began being used as it began to spin, then the light that signifies that the console is checking media [the green, yellow, and red lights] came on, then it began functioning as it would had someone shoved a disc in, and as i walked over i noticed that it was making a whirring noise and was fully booting up. 
so i unplugged that demon ass posessed son of a bitch and took three steps back. why 3? cause thats what the bible say- WHY DO YOU THINK? that mother !@#$er was lighting up like a christmas tree and i aint used that thing in six months. i was bout to make a damn salt ring and start quoting the bible. be like "and the women shall go out into the fields with nothing covering their lower halves. and they shall beat their bear breasts and roar." [i SHITE YOU NOT that is REAL SCRIPTUTRE right there.]
no, but seriously, i only had three steps till i was ass up on my bed. if i took any more steps id be a ghost, cause no human alive can pass through solid matter. [cept for trump. only solid matter he believes in are walls.]
but i cant figure what happened with this thing. 

whistlin' the window - another "lets not meet" story

WHISTLIN' THE WINDOW

about a week ago at like 3am i could hear someone standing and moving outside my balcony. they didnt leave and were shuffling around and standing there. i started to wonder if it was just some drunk who got locked out.

then they started to whistle. they knew i was in my room because every time i made a noise or cleared my throat i could hear them tapping the balcony or groaning. and then they just starting whistling.

but not like a cheery tune whistle, cat call whistle, the loud whistle that gets peoples attention from across rooms, the "atteeeentiooon!" whistle, or even a song whistle. it was this like, monochromatic [imagine musical notes as colors], emotionless, chaotic tune whistle. there was no structure to the tune or any pattern. it was as a child pounding on the xylophone for the first time with no idea what notes made what tune.

it reminded me of all those movies and tv shows where the psychopaths and killers whistle a creepy baseless tune right before they strike their victims.

so i got real quiet. trying to make them believe i was asleep or something. and then they began to pace down the stairs and around my balcony. all while still whistling that unstatured tune. eventually the whistling stopped as they walked off.

and then they laughed. this creepy eeerie disturbing psycho of a laugh that one only does when they are completely bonkers. they were right outside my balcony down below as they chuckled in madness and walked off.

later on in the early morning someone rang my doorbell and the buildings doorbells about eight times. then the next day, again, at 5am they rang MY doorbell.

i still dont know who the hell this guy was. or what he wanted. what i can say is that i hope we never meet and that he doesnt come back. i hear that whistle again i am CALLING THE POLICE and sleeping with a gun in my hand.

at least jack is a deterrent.