Tuesday, February 12, 2019

my ps4 became self aware?!?

soo my ps4 decided to turn on out of its own accord while i was on the computer next to it. it fully booted up and began registering button commands and lighting up as if someone was using it. i dont even know where my controller is, but i unplugged the hell out of that thing IMMEDIATELY. 
is this something that the systems can do without any kind of physical contact to the consoles or remote input?
i know it is possible to hack into things like computers and game systems via the network they run on. but the privacy settings, customization, disabled apps and controls, and the fact that i dont believe i have EVER set up my ps4 on the network really blows that theory out. 
i honestly cannot figure out what was going on. i was about to do the thing all lonely adults do on their computers at 3am, what? WATCH PORN?!? YOU ARE SICK MISTER. i am a millenial! millenials dont "watch" porn, we "experience" it. 
skipping the fact that i cannot use vr tech or anything involving covering my eyes. and the fact that i was UPDATING MY PROGRAMS [perverts], and had yet to do much anything. the ps4 just kind of, turned on. i didnt touch it, nothing contacted the power button, it didnt move, and the controller is so far away it might as well be in siberia. there was LITERALLY no way it could have done what it did. 
which was suddenly start self booting up, then the hard disk began being used as it began to spin, then the light that signifies that the console is checking media [the green, yellow, and red lights] came on, then it began functioning as it would had someone shoved a disc in, and as i walked over i noticed that it was making a whirring noise and was fully booting up. 
so i unplugged that demon ass posessed son of a bitch and took three steps back. why 3? cause thats what the bible say- WHY DO YOU THINK? that mother !@#$er was lighting up like a christmas tree and i aint used that thing in six months. i was bout to make a damn salt ring and start quoting the bible. be like "and the women shall go out into the fields with nothing covering their lower halves. and they shall beat their bear breasts and roar." [i SHITE YOU NOT that is REAL SCRIPTUTRE right there.]
no, but seriously, i only had three steps till i was ass up on my bed. if i took any more steps id be a ghost, cause no human alive can pass through solid matter. [cept for trump. only solid matter he believes in are walls.]
but i cant figure what happened with this thing. 

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