My Neighbors cat just parkoured up to my balcony on the second floor, In the Rain Mind you. Then proceeded to stare In the Window at my dog and I While we were Drying off from His walk. I walked over and turned my head to see the cat just, sitting there, staring into my home. Like, if this were a human being, this would be immediate "psycho behavior" [and i should know, because i invented the toastercorn].
I walked over and was Like "what are you Doing here?!?".
Cat: mrow?
Me: don't you 'mrow' at me. This Is the second story; how Did you get up here?!?
Then my dog comes over and starts Barking at the cat trying to play through the Window. So, I go to put the dog In the Kitchen so I can Bring the cat over to my Neighbors place, get It out of the Rain and not Risk It Falling or Getting hurt.
[Mind you, the only way up is a wet brick wall and it is raining, and the nearest climbable structure is a wooden fence about 8+feet away. So this cat climbed up 8 feet in the rain, jumped another 8feet onto my balcony, then stared into my home for like 5min, then left the same way he came up.]
I turned my back for Like a Minute. Then when I look back Again the cat Is gone. I go Outside, there Is no cat, and he Is not even near my place. I Believe This Is Official Confirmation; cats can teleport, and they are Gathering Intel on us through our Balconies. Worst part is that unlike dogs, we cannot bribe them with treats and belly rubs, lest they bite our fingers off for rubbing for .o0000000000000000o1 seconds too long.
Well, i am off to buy 10,000lbs of catnip to bribe the coming invaders. And also some cheese its, i love cheese its.
