Monday, December 17, 2018
the funniest. webpage. EVER!!! ["giant" "eight inches" "feel good" "sexual relationship"] ["trump violated" "jennifer lawrence"], and "recreational use of marijuana"
i think this might be the first time the words "giant" "eight inches", "jennifer lawrence", "sexual relationship", "feel good", "trump violated", and "recreational use of marijuana" on THE SAME PAGE and NONE OF THEM are related to each other. it's like the who's who of things you don't want your child to know how to say, but reading them off ONLY THIS PAGE won't get them suspended.
Friday, December 14, 2018
hacking pokemon uranium and other games to run cheats [cheat engine hacking solved EASY!]
ok so there has been some confusion on how to get cheats to run on desktop games.
first go here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lcmi6s-2cU
this youtube video explains the process how the numbers work.
put simply, take the number of the max items in the item in the TOP of the inventory FIRST.
then multiply by the number of item slots occupied by items [the other items do not matter. they are poo.]
then add 1. [why 1? maybe it is lonely? i heard somewhere it is the loneliest number..]
the number you get is the "value" you must search when running your game AT THE SAME TIME as you run cheatengine.
go here for how cheat engine works:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG7GmfdCLGo
basically you click "new search" searching a new value for the number gotten above.
then click on "readme" it will open a dropdown.
after searching the number/value gotten above it should give a list saying "first item" and something about "quantity".
click on the area on the right and select the item you are using in that top slot. then select the PRECISE amount you have in the line below.
next, WHILE RUNNING THE GAME [seriously DO NOT close the game during all this or it WILL NOT WORK] simply toss one of the first slot items.
now repeat that math trick from section 1:
take the NEW current item amount in slot 1, multiply by the number of slots of items, then add 1.
NOW, type THAT number into the search in cheatengine and click the button to the right of "new search" [whatever] that should say like "next search" or something.
forget the values in the left window.
now GO BACK down to the list where it says "item slot 1" and "quantity" [or whatever shite].
click the box that should be below it. it will open an assload of number lists, values, and the names of the items in your inventory [not all of them but quite a few].
the items listed are by name and below them is a second line of values and numbers where the "quantity" is listed at the end. [so if you had 6 nuggets itll say "nugget" then below there will be a line saying "6"
change that sob number quant to LITERALLY ANYTHING between 1 and 99 [cant carry above 99 of any item].
in REAL TIME the game will change the item amount to whatever you selected.
if you want to play "let break the code" try inputs above 99 or below 1. did that once and it filled my bag with things from the realms of the unknown. like the glitches were so glitchy that the glitches couldnt tell what kind of glitchy things the glitchy things were. also try setting your pokemon team via the same mtehod. fun things can happen...
first go here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lcmi6s-2cU
this youtube video explains the process how the numbers work.
put simply, take the number of the max items in the item in the TOP of the inventory FIRST.
then multiply by the number of item slots occupied by items [the other items do not matter. they are poo.]
then add 1. [why 1? maybe it is lonely? i heard somewhere it is the loneliest number..]
the number you get is the "value" you must search when running your game AT THE SAME TIME as you run cheatengine.
go here for how cheat engine works:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG7GmfdCLGo
basically you click "new search" searching a new value for the number gotten above.
then click on "readme" it will open a dropdown.
after searching the number/value gotten above it should give a list saying "first item" and something about "quantity".
click on the area on the right and select the item you are using in that top slot. then select the PRECISE amount you have in the line below.
next, WHILE RUNNING THE GAME [seriously DO NOT close the game during all this or it WILL NOT WORK] simply toss one of the first slot items.
now repeat that math trick from section 1:
take the NEW current item amount in slot 1, multiply by the number of slots of items, then add 1.
NOW, type THAT number into the search in cheatengine and click the button to the right of "new search" [whatever] that should say like "next search" or something.
forget the values in the left window.
now GO BACK down to the list where it says "item slot 1" and "quantity" [or whatever shite].
click the box that should be below it. it will open an assload of number lists, values, and the names of the items in your inventory [not all of them but quite a few].
the items listed are by name and below them is a second line of values and numbers where the "quantity" is listed at the end. [so if you had 6 nuggets itll say "nugget" then below there will be a line saying "6"
change that sob number quant to LITERALLY ANYTHING between 1 and 99 [cant carry above 99 of any item].
in REAL TIME the game will change the item amount to whatever you selected.
if you want to play "let break the code" try inputs above 99 or below 1. did that once and it filled my bag with things from the realms of the unknown. like the glitches were so glitchy that the glitches couldnt tell what kind of glitchy things the glitchy things were. also try setting your pokemon team via the same mtehod. fun things can happen...
Friday, December 7, 2018
shiny hunting guide: how to shiny hunt smeargle and catch WITHOUT FAIL [experts only - s&m + us&um]
this is how to shiny hunt smeargle and never fail at catching one when it shows shiny.
these steps are for the sun/moon and ultra games, but also work for shiny hunting smeargle in general as they can be used in all generations since smeargle was introduced. choice items can be subbed simply for more base speed.
PART 1:
1. get two pokemon that know transform [use ditto or catch two normal smeargle first, pref. one with the technician ability]
2. get an item that boosts speed [choice items are best]
3. have one of the pokemon that know transform also know false swipe AND one decent attacking move [mew works perfect. if no mew, then refer to step one]
4. send out the sole at the head of the party.
5. find a wild smeargle
PART 2:
now this is the complicated part.
1. use transform on the wild smeargle using the pokemon that ONLY knows transform. [smeargle will sketch the move]
2. IMMEDIATELY switch to the pokemon with the transform, false swipe, and attacking move. [smeargle will transform INTO this pokemon, copying its 5-stat total. which is why youll need speed items].
3. in all generations prior to the sun/moon games you have to soft reset or random encounter. in sun/moon simply false swipe the current smeargle and kill the others that show up till you get a second sos shiny [or hidden moody].
4. once the shiny or moody shows its bob ross head, repeat the same steps as 1-3 from above part 2.
this works because every time smeargle uses transform it turns into your pokemon and gives itself 5 pp. meaning there is a 1 in 3 chance each turn it will reset its pp and after 10 turns MAX it will be GUARANTEED to use transform and reset its pp again. so it never struggles to death and with false swipe and pp restores you can keep from killing it offensively.
whats more is this creates a scenario where in x/y and sun/moon you can transform into any of the smeargle you DONT want, allowing smeargle to KEEP TRANSFORMING even if this WONT work via the basic steps above. ESPECIALLY in x/y where hoardes show and shiny hunting can be a pain. the entire hoarde will get virtually infinite pp.
SECONDARY TIP:
here are some pokemon shiny hunting tips that can help newbs or pros:
when hunting seviper/zangoose, carbink/sableye, sudowoodo/trevanent bring the opposite of the pokemon you want [or a secret easter egg]
seviper: bring zangoose, zangoose: bring seviper, carbink: bring a carbink, trevanent: bring a water or grass type, sudowoodo: bring a fire type.
reason is zangoose/seviper fight each other. when hunting one, the other will attack it if it shows. wild zangoose attack sevipers and vice/versa.
and in carbinks case, sableye EATS gemstones and WILL SPAWN when trying to catch a carbink. and it WILL attack it, ANY carbink.
trevenants case is because sudowoodo spawns INSIDE trevanent hoardes. so fire wont do much anything to sudowoodo, meanwhile water and grass can kill it.
my next shiny guide may have others. though cubones spawning kangaskans in sos seems a little TOO coincidental. its a cubone. calling for help. which they ONLY cry to their mothers. and then big momma kangaskans come show up. and kangaskans are born holding babies, and cubones share a similar biome as kangas. though i still say cubones are charmanders whose tail fires have went out and they just "evolved and adapted". nuff said.
these steps are for the sun/moon and ultra games, but also work for shiny hunting smeargle in general as they can be used in all generations since smeargle was introduced. choice items can be subbed simply for more base speed.
PART 1:
1. get two pokemon that know transform [use ditto or catch two normal smeargle first, pref. one with the technician ability]
2. get an item that boosts speed [choice items are best]
3. have one of the pokemon that know transform also know false swipe AND one decent attacking move [mew works perfect. if no mew, then refer to step one]
4. send out the sole at the head of the party.
5. find a wild smeargle
PART 2:
now this is the complicated part.
1. use transform on the wild smeargle using the pokemon that ONLY knows transform. [smeargle will sketch the move]
2. IMMEDIATELY switch to the pokemon with the transform, false swipe, and attacking move. [smeargle will transform INTO this pokemon, copying its 5-stat total. which is why youll need speed items].
3. in all generations prior to the sun/moon games you have to soft reset or random encounter. in sun/moon simply false swipe the current smeargle and kill the others that show up till you get a second sos shiny [or hidden moody].
4. once the shiny or moody shows its bob ross head, repeat the same steps as 1-3 from above part 2.
this works because every time smeargle uses transform it turns into your pokemon and gives itself 5 pp. meaning there is a 1 in 3 chance each turn it will reset its pp and after 10 turns MAX it will be GUARANTEED to use transform and reset its pp again. so it never struggles to death and with false swipe and pp restores you can keep from killing it offensively.
whats more is this creates a scenario where in x/y and sun/moon you can transform into any of the smeargle you DONT want, allowing smeargle to KEEP TRANSFORMING even if this WONT work via the basic steps above. ESPECIALLY in x/y where hoardes show and shiny hunting can be a pain. the entire hoarde will get virtually infinite pp.
SECONDARY TIP:
here are some pokemon shiny hunting tips that can help newbs or pros:
when hunting seviper/zangoose, carbink/sableye, sudowoodo/trevanent bring the opposite of the pokemon you want [or a secret easter egg]
seviper: bring zangoose, zangoose: bring seviper, carbink: bring a carbink, trevanent: bring a water or grass type, sudowoodo: bring a fire type.
reason is zangoose/seviper fight each other. when hunting one, the other will attack it if it shows. wild zangoose attack sevipers and vice/versa.
and in carbinks case, sableye EATS gemstones and WILL SPAWN when trying to catch a carbink. and it WILL attack it, ANY carbink.
trevenants case is because sudowoodo spawns INSIDE trevanent hoardes. so fire wont do much anything to sudowoodo, meanwhile water and grass can kill it.
my next shiny guide may have others. though cubones spawning kangaskans in sos seems a little TOO coincidental. its a cubone. calling for help. which they ONLY cry to their mothers. and then big momma kangaskans come show up. and kangaskans are born holding babies, and cubones share a similar biome as kangas. though i still say cubones are charmanders whose tail fires have went out and they just "evolved and adapted". nuff said.
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