Thursday, July 16, 2015

another dumb article [what men hate about their wives (or wheres the article about why two guys DONT want a salami up their ass?)]

hey now, with the exception of 5 [cause I would die if she did that, literally get sick and die], 6 [because i dont need someone else to change me cause i change myself when its needed and rarely is], and 9 [cause that would NEVER happen and SHOULDNT be happening if you aren't single cause that's like saying your partner isn't good enough for you]; I actually WANT to have my partner do those things.

1. that's just plain sexist against men. lots of men are sensitive and we are willing to talk about our feelings all the time. only men who are anal retentive refuse to talk about feelings, and any man who is too scared to talk about how he truly feels is no man and doesn't have the right to call himself a man. men are strong, and I cant stand men who don't share their feelings. if you can get a man like that to share his feelings once then that's perfect. as the journey of a thousand miles begins wit a single step [and aiming your compass towards the southern hemisphere, wait who the hell walks a thousand miles? wouldn't you be dead before you even got to 300 miles?! who the hell makes these quotes?! did a historian just walk around loony bins listening for things that sound smart? "confusious say, 'a great wall keeps out invaders. yeah well I had a problem like that once, I just started wearing belts whenever I put my pants on."] the path to healing starts with acceptance.

2. so what? if a man acts like a child he should be treated like a child. you wouldn't go up to a 6 year old who wants to be a cop when he grows up, then hand him a gun and tell him to go bust the crack house in the west end, would you? unless affected by outside causes, if an adult acts like a child they should be treated like a child. [oh yeah I can hear you...."don't lower yourself to their level....be the better man...." yeah well I ride wrecking balls and pluck chickens for a living, what do YOU do?]

3. whats wrong with this? if she shares the relationship with others it means she cares enough about you that she wants the opinions of others so she can help keep the two of you together. I would love if my wife shared our marriage life with others. that's how you make friends [and enemies and stalkers, but really what DOESNT make someone hate you or want to stalk you?
wife"hey, did you know my husband tom likes to ride wrecking balls while plucking chickens?"
random guy: "man I hate that guy, im going to destroy him..."
random guy 2: "hey that sunds like fun! im going to stalk him!"
no matter what you do in life three things will always be certain about your actions, 1. someone will hate it so much they want to make it illegal. 2. someone will care so little they wont even have an opinion. and 3. someone will like it so much they will try to turn it into porn.

4. so what you want an award every time you put the dishes awa- wait.....how is THIS a problem? are you saying that men screw up so much and we get so many things wrong that we deserve awards whenever our actions don't cause a war, a fight, damage, negative disposition, or a preacher to spontaneously combust cause we decided two guys humping a hickory farm sausage was a legal right and not a privelage? [which btw, anyone who says gays and lesbians don't deserve to marry or be in love have clearly never looked into the details of an lgbt relationship. I don't know anyone who would WANT to shove an 8 inch sausage up their butt because they just felt like it. seriously chickenholes, all life has rights and all life deserves love. lgbt people feel love no more or less than the rest of us, and frankly studies show that children raised by lgbt couples typically turn out BETTER than those raised by straight couples.] frankly if I do something right I would deserve an award due to the fact that I can barely EVER do anything without causing some horrible unforeseen consequence. try to rake leaves ad I break the rake, try to dig a hole and I somehow invert the shovel [try inverting a shovel sometime and tell me that's not a miracle], try to inflate a bike tire and I create a bomb, try to put the dishes away and we end up shopping for new plates, try to walk two feet and I end up with blood all over my floors and a bandage wrapped around my foot. im a walking disaster waiting to happen, and really I would rather have appreciation for when I do something right, cause most times I screw up anything I try in such a way that people think I should get an award for the freak disastrous consequences I cause. but in all honesty you shouldn't do things so people will notice you or reward you. when you do something right it shouldn't be because you want people to notice you did something right, you should do it right cause that's the right thing to do. a hero is not someone who saves lives, a hero is someone who does what needs to be done because its the right thing to do.

5. HAHAHA! if se withholds sex as punishment, then return the favor by whacking it when shes not around and then withholding something she really wants from you [seriously though don't do that, cause if you do and I find out ill be sure SHE does one of the things I AM about to suggest below]. in my case I haven't had sex in 24 years, if you think a few days, weeks, or even months without sex will punish me; YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. I went 24 years without sex, I CAN GO ANOTHER 24. withholding sex as punishment is just plain wrong, specially when [as a woman] you could take the keys to his favorite  car, take the propane from his grill, child block his favorite tv channels [or better yet block anything that ISNT feminine related], make him go with you when you buy tampons and then tell him about why you need them, constantly tell him you hear noises and ask him to go check when hes trying to sleep, shave his head while he sleeps, put toothpaste in his shampoo, change his phone settings so that each time he gets a call the ringtone is a recording of your vvoice saying, "aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! [or some other horrid screaming noise you can make] I am very upset with you [insert your hubies name here]", swap his cologne with perfume, or even burn all his drawls and make him wear granny pannies instead. my point to you women out there is that there are much better ways to punish your husband if he really pisses you off. withholding sex is NOT a punishment, its a great way to have him cheat onn you then divorce you. if you wont give your wife/husband the sex they want for long enough, they will find someone who CAN. better he knows that you are mad rather than think you hate him and no longer want to be with him [and frankly if my s/o withheld sex or didn't talk to me cause she was mad at me I would think she didn't want me anymore and that I wasn't worth her time. then I would tell her that if she doesn't like me anymore that I don't want to be someone who makes her feel sorrow, and tell her to see other guys.]

6. if you try to change someone who needs to change you yourself are a worse person than the person who refuses to change. you cannot force change on others no should you try to change others simply because you dislike them. change can only come from within, and must be found by the person who needs to change. if you force change, people will resist; and thus will ultimately suffer. people must first find the incentive inside their hearts that makes them WANT to change. good or bad, change is healthy, it is important. you shouldn't try to change a mans flaws, and you shouldn't change yourself so that you meet a mans flaws. a woman should NEVER have to change who she is in order to find a man who will love her [or a woman who will love her, or a child, or a job, or cow, a goat, a rat, or a chicken]. what is a mans love worth if it means sacrificing your principles to get it. don't change to make others happy, change because you yourself WANT to be happy; because you yourself WANT others to be happy. if you don't wish to change yourself, either don't, or find someone who makes you WANT to change. change forced from the outside is temporary, change from within is permanent.

7. it depends on how important. I see it as a good thing if someone makes important decisions without me, it shows that they are confident and that they are growing as a person. but making certain decisions without your husbands input can be a VERY bad thing. vacations, bank accounts, huge purchases, new jobs, children, dinner plans; these and many other decisions should NEVER be made without your spousals consultation. its better safe than sorry when making decisions to consult your spouse first.

8. now any guy who gets upset by that is just a selfish asshole. im sorry, but I said it; rasing a child is a JOINT decision and a joint process. BOTH parents must consent on having the child and ANY consenting parents MUST BOTH help raise that child. if you are upset cause she wont "let you be the dad you want to be" youre a selfish asshole. you both raise that child and therefore you BOTH have to be that kids parents. that means that you must be the father your child NEEDS you to be rather than the father you WANT to be. and that means being the mother your child NEEDS you to be rather than the mother you WANT to be. you aren't your kids friend, you aren't their teacher, you aren't their boyfriend or girlfriend, you aren't their doctor, and you aren't their coroner. you are their parents and you must act like it. if you plan on having a child then look up the definition of the word "complete", THAT is your life once that child is born. and THAT is your life till that child is dead. GROW UP and act your age. or stay the same and never have kids.

9. if you aren't single, then don't ogle other people. otherwise you might as well shoot the person you are with and piss on their grave. if you ogle other people while you are not single, you are [as I stated above], a selfish asshole. if you aren't satisfied in some manner by your current s/o, then tell them and explain. if they love you they will find a way to help satisfy that aspect of your needs. if they don't, then ogle away all you want cause THEY are a selfish asshole.  [a word of warning though, if you wish others to help fill your own cravings you MUST be willing to help satisfy theirs. relationships are a two way street, so don't be a selfish asshole. in my case relationships are a ONE way street, because I dot care about my own happiness; I would rather help everyone else be happy then foolhardily attempt to make myself happy.]

10. ok this one I just don't get. apologies are easy, forgiveness is hard. if someone repents to you and they honestly are sorry, and you don't accept their apology; YOU are in the wrong. and every second you don't forgive them, you yourself are more and more a horrible person. if you apologized to someone you yourself hurt and you genuinely felt sorry, how would YOU feel if they just shunned you? "you cant deny the world ice cream, then eat it yourself; that makes you a hypocrite."

and most importantly
11. if he is unsatisfied with you long enough, you wont have him around anymore; and half your stuff wont be around anymore. [that goes the same for you fellas, piss her off enough and mistreat her enough and your going to be broke, alone, and homeless.]
also this article is just plain sexist against men. and it discriminates against lgbt couples, gay marriage is legal so lets see some info on their relationships or im suing the writer for discrimination.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/marriage/the-10-biggest-reasons-men-resent-their-wives/ss-AAcriAY?ocid=HPCDHP#image=11

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