Wednesday, December 4, 2013

buy me or try me


Buy me or try me

 

First and foremost let me say three things,

1. I’m secure in my masculinity

2. I don’t judge others

3. I rarely think about sex

4. If you think you can psych my out, you’re dead wrong.

5. If you’re a mentalist or magician and think that you can trick me or figure me out, you might as well go home.

You may be 3 steps ahead of everyone else, but I’m so far behind that I’m ahead of you. And if you don’t know what that means, you’ve already lost the game. You can’t psych a psych, and nobody can psych a literalist. Either get to the point or put on another show.

 

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