Monday, November 26, 2012

the adventures of joshua dildo episode 2

episode 2: i was raised by asses

ichigo began to wonder why nobody ever told aizen to shut the hell up. so many people have said aizen has the power of complete hypnosis that aizen himself became so annoyed that he decided to become a beautiful butterfly and fly to freedom, where ichigo quickly showed up and sliced his wings and ego off.
meanwhile naruto began to wonder if he would ever have a final episode. soon he would find out what it really means to be from toad lick arkansas.
meanwhile mitt romney decided to run for president for massachusets. he didnt even get his own vote. soon the bananas would destroy the sandwiches and take over pumpkin land. nyan cat died after two teenagers tried to cook him in a toaster.
while the mythbusters finally got to shoot a chicken out of a camera, american chopper finally built a helicopter. however when attempting to fly the chopper it instead tore off down the runway to never be seen again except by everyone who saw it.
the blind lead the blind and the deaf lead the monkeys. meanwhile the urobananas project was nearing completion. the only way to stop it is to get your teammate in resident evil to shut the hell up for five seconds.

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