Monday, November 26, 2012

the adventures of joshua dildo episode 3

episode 3: steve blooms dick

once again the world is saved by steve blooms dick. with a bullet storm fast approaching the people of humpme land only had 4 giant gears for cover. however the wheels were rolling away because steve bloom knocked them down with his dick.
meanwhile spike spiegal was busy humping a giant rock golem. war decided that his sister was hot enough that he could take her to missippi and tap that sweet ass. while pumpkins and grenades began to sprout from the asses of every republican in goomba town the liberals were slowly closing in towards the ranbow trout farm. unfortunately it was the wrong kind of rainbow trout so nyan cat and the gays decided to instead hump a random hot dog tree.
the penis eats the vagina while the asp sticks the door. while urobananas was nearing completion chris redfields partner still wouldnt shut the hell up. so instead of saving her he sacrificed her to the bono gods to appease captain turkey.
while wiskers the kitten mourned the loss of his brother nyan cat liono was nearing the book of omens. hey does anyone know a good cute redhead whos single and looking to date? wiskers knew he had only one way to get his revenge, put catnip in the urobananas virus.
after the world became transformed into kitter litter theme park mr clean decided to have an affair with mises dash. soon aunt jemima joined in and it was an all out grand slam breakfast bash.
wiskers soon had his revenge as he crapped out another fred tv series. soon the beiberfever virus would kill us all.

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