episode 6: im the little voice in your head. no i am. no i am, no iams cat food!
so i get paid in peanuts, can i put my nuts in your mouth? oh so you say im crazy? hey i am not crazy!
you sooo are.
hey you shut up im normal like that tree over there!
dude there is no tree, youre crazy.
i am so not cra-
duuuuuuude, its like....the tree is gona man. oooohhhhh maaaaan brah, what would we do if every tree was gone? like how would we breathe maaaan?
hey shut the hell up you stupid hippy!
hey how about you shut up you stupid jew!
dont call me a jew you damn drunk!
oh what? just because im scotch irish and i have a beer in my hand and i happen to to be drunk that makes me a drunk?
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as the cookie draws in the last chocolate chip, the batter finally began to fry to a horrifyingly sweet crumbling rock. as the cookies screamed for mercy from the devilish woman, their cries went unheard. soon they would all be consumed by the evil little children.
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