Monday, December 10, 2012

the life and times of sp_on episode 6

shadows on the sun
the sky turns dark, the crystal is tainted. the darkness fills the open sky as the sun runs for cover. the fun is gone, the love dead. theres nothing left inside, wiped clean by their betrayal. the castle walls have fallen, they cannot be repaired. i am finally released from my imprisonment to see the world as it really is. as a tortured soul in this world of sadness and sorrow ive never found true friendship or love. as my heart gets torn apart i can only wonder why im here.
sometimes we wonder why we exist. is life about love? friendship? the things we do? the amount of time spent in it? or about what we do while were alive?through my extensive life i have learned that in life there are only seven solid facts that remain through and true.

what are the facts of life? there are only seven.

1. time is relative.
depending on where you are at the moment, time is determined by yoour location. one year on jupiter is about 80 on earth. one winter at the north pole is the same as two seasons in kentucky. one minute in fight or flight is a few seconds to the person next to you. time will never flow at the same rate in two different places. your watch could say 12:02 while your phones says 12:13; ergo time is relative.
2. there is no existence without time/time is unstoppable.
nothing can exist if there is no time flowing. in a world where no person ages and nobody ever dies time still flows. even if that world has clocks that are stopped and never turn, if one were to stop and count to 60 that person will have just existed for one minute. time flows regardless of who exists in its space; meaning that without time there is no existence. even if you froze time in its tracks and left everyone and everything at the same year, month, day, hour, minute, and location; time still will flow around it. (pompeii)
3. a rectangle is always a rectangle/a 4 is a four.
no matter how many times a rectangle is cut in half it will always be a rectangle. it is the only shape that when cut in half simply becomes a smaller version of itself. this is also known as the golden ratio, a principle used in artistic media and design. also the number 4 is the only existing number that spelled out is the same as its number. 4=four=4
4. all living things one day die/all things return to the sea.
no matter what any living thing does it will one day die. even humans who are preserved in cryogenic facilities eventually are either removed and thawed out or the planet dies out. no matter what living things do there is no escaping death. we can do many many things to avoid or prolong death, but eventually all things die. in fact the ground under your feet was once living and breathing things that one day died and became the soil in which future life would grow. the sand that you walk through on the beach was once mountains, living things, and soil. it grinds into sand and eventually settles down and forms more montains and dirt. eventually all life returns to the sea.
5. we are born alone and we will die alone.
no matter what we do we are born alone into this world and we die alone leaving it. even if you are born with a twin sibling one of you will have come out sooner than the other. you could be part of a 19 kid family (yes that family) and though you have 19 siblings (without any of you being married to each other) you will still be born alone, empty handed, and with nobody holding you. when the day comes that you die you will then die alone. even if you die next to your spouse or family you will be the only one who dies and at that moment you will die with nobody next to you to die with. even if a nuclear bomb explodes anyone in front of you will die a fraction of a second before you.
6. history will always be changing.
even if you know everything about history the next day it will change. what was a province becomes a country and then becomes a continent only to be turned back into a different piece of land. the countries leaders one day will change and then there will be new order, laws, military, wars, corruption, and citzens. one day a country could be conquering the world and the next it falls into a financial and military hellhole. the fact is that every day all existence changes, leading to the final fact:
7. no living thing can ever know everything.
because all creation is constantly changing, history is impossible to study. you cannot know every bit of history ever created as every day trillions of new facts are created while trillions more are either destroyed or proved wrong. and because we all are born alone and die alone we have nobody who has had the exact same experience as us. the person next to you could never know EVERYTHING that you have been through in your life though they could relate to it. because all living things die no living thing could know everything; as it would one day die and then not only cease to exist but also have no person who knew everything they did. what is currently the mountains we just climbed will one day be the sand our future ancestors walk on. because time is both unstoppable and relative to its location we will never know how to truly stop time and therefor could never know everything. bifurcating a rectangle results in a rectangle, and eventually that rectagle gets so small that we can neither see it or measure its size and shape. Plus if you consider in what happens after death, how could any living thing know what happens after death without being dead? And even a dead person cant know everything, as they could go to heaven, hell, purgatory, vallhalla, the underworld, or be reincarnated.

 
so the facts of life...
nothing to do with the human spirit or survival. as even those who have survived one day die anyways. why even try then? because were human and we make mistakes, we fight to survive, we fall in love, we dont want to stop till we know and can control everything. and since we never will be able to we wont ever give up our fight to exist. those that do simply become the dirt under our feet.

simple solutions to complex problems:
sometimes we face problems that we find to be inconcievable or even insurmountable. some problems are simple, while others are extremely complex. while cheating is always an option, it is not always the right option. there are ways around, through, and across any and every problem. some things on this list are rather graphic, and i dont actually suggest that anyone actually tries these things. DONT DO ANYTHING THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED ILLEGAL!

1. Solving a labyrinth - climb up and over the top.
2. Finishing a race - turn around and go off the track and then get back on behind the finish line.
3. Ending a chart based game - simply remove the chart.
4. Getting into areas that forbid open weapons - simply put the weapon in a satchel.
5. Getting out of a ticket-
- carry mase, when approached by cop spray in face and say you were trying to answer your phone.
- Drop a heavy object on the gas pedal and say you accidentally got the accelerator stuck down.
- Act like you fell asleep at the wheel and tell the cop that you fell asleep when you started the car.
- Carry a bunch of chinese finger traps (fill this one in yourself...)
- Strip down naked and say you lost your clothes.
- Carry a knife and if truly desperate cut yourself and blame the cop.
- Take your glasses and drop them on the floor. Tell cop you were trying to find them and couldnt tell the road from the sky.
- Say you were running from someone who was after you. Blame someone you hate.
- Carry shaving cream, spray everywhere.
- Say satan is chasing you.
- Say youre sick, induce vomiting if needed.
6. No choke collar to walk dog - wrap leash around dog like a harness.
7. Dont have time to tie shoes - tie laces around ankles.
8. Dont have a belt - carry lock and chain, chain front of pantts together.
9. Pants have no button - use safety pin.
10. Kid locks themselves in room - simply remove door.
11. No cups for drinks - grab empty soda or beer cans, use can opener to remove tops. Rinse and reuse, lather and repeat.
12. Need to go unseen on camera - wear a cap embedded with infared lights.
13. Cant wear hat? - Simply wear necklace embedded with lights.
14. Kill with no evidence - chop off head, arms, and legs. Take to different places and burn. Take weapon and keep with you or toss into large body of water at night. Dont forget hat and necklace.
15. No bandages or antiseptic for wounds - use mouthwash, beer, or wine to disinfect. Then rip up sock or shirt and use duct tape to patch.
16. Kill while you are not around - take medicine capsules and place pure potassium or sodium inside. Place in ice water and give to victim. Hours later, boom.
17. Car sinking or trapped underwater -
- carry co2 pistol in car fully loaded. Place point blank on window and fire.
- Use metal prongs on headrest to shatter window.
18. Dog bites you and wont let go - bite dogs ear, HARD.
19. Cant beat elite four in pokemon black/white 1/2 - simply use cgear to trade while battling.
20. Car need repairs but no shop nearby - carry shit tons of duct tape.
21. Need more storage space - turn shelves into bins.
 

"i am but a lowly king, here to make sure my loyal subjects are happy and live fulfilled lives. to those who shun me or my ways, two walls to every door; my mind is made."

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