my material

i got bored of the same christmas song every year. so i made three new versions. i must warn you that if you get offended i really dont care and i dont have to. artists have freedom of expression and americans have freedom of speech, as well as the right to bear arms.
12 days of christmas scrambled:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu-0W8DrFwg&feature=plcp
12 days of christmas censored (everyones getting laid) this was too easy by the way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKMQVT5IYQ4&feature=youtu.be
this is highly offensive, but still legal. the complete 12 days of christmas edit, give or take 8 more days:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LnJVUZBcLI&feature=youtu.be

sometimes weather can get severe or wierd.
very foggy morning:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3jwRRU8F64
what do you so when bad weather strikes? go find your camera!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0ltULkA7sc
ever looked into the sky and thought the clouds were going to kill you? i did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4kEuwI9uP4

i have a crazy dog. hes scared of marshmellows and cat toys. my cats are just as goofy.
playing with my dog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKFdCmeb0eQ
my dog on vacation at the dog park (seriously people why dont you do that more often?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-431r8Mrpgg
massive snake decides to cross the trail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59fWGnt6cE
sadly this goofy kitty cat is long since dead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Fn5Hyj0Yw
my cats first christmas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdy5igwyeGw
dont forget to  pay your tabby:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m6FRqk1Rps
more cats out of the bag:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9bKwTC0Jc


do i get bored? yes very much so. i decided to make fun of people with disabilities:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSdLtKSuXM
what happens when you buy a 20 dollar crossbow? well id imagine something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3_qz4UkJ9c

this video is of an absolutely adorable little puppy i met at the pet store. there was also this beautiful single mother who had an absolutely adorable little daughter. the way she looked at me with such innocence and curiosity reminded me of why i love kids so much. its sad when you see a woman so attractive who has raised such a great child but you just cant figure out what to say to get the mother interested in you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRN9Z7oJbBo

sometimes wierd things happen in life that we cant explain.
emf freakout moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLmLzvJMYQg
severe weather cluster creates giant dragon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsyHysc3CWs
guess whos opening the door! no seriously, guess, cause when it happened there was nobody there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMHVu1IVKS8

"i am but a lowly king, here to make sure my loyal subjects are happy and live fulfilled lives. to those who shun me or my ways, two walls to every door; my mind is made."