soo ive been rewatching the simpsons and started watching kim possible,
cant help but notice all the odd creepy references to the afterlife in the simpsons. and the fact that the people there never leave the town and even haloween spoofs get referenced. fairly early in the show we see homer watch a family get "raptured" into heaven in their car. many other instances of charatcers being in heaven and hell scenarios are played. there is even one of homer falling asleep at the wheel during the time lisa has her pony. we see his car go off a cliff, get caught by winged angels, and carried up into the air before homer wakes up.
ok so what if everyone in the town is dead? and the reason they cannot leave is BECAUSE they can never come back. what if springfield is ACTUALLY purgatory?
ok so follow me on this, everyone is alive until a short time into the series when we see homer get hid job at springfield nuclear as safety inspector. being inept and uneducated the plant suffers a HORRIBLE meltdown and blows, taking the entirety of the town with it. as a result the town goes to purgatory where they wait for passing to either heaven or hell. this is why when we see many people get a chance to leave [like kent brockman winning the lottery] they choose not to. and why many who do never come back, despite the town somehow located between heaven and hell.
basically bart DOES leave, goes to hell, satan offers him the role as the antichrist. thus why bart always mentions satan when doing bad, and why later on he and homer drift apart. homer and the others are dead, bart knows he will leave and return to earth. so he stops caring about his family and being the antichrist is why he has such little concern for his actions or the town. because he KNOWS its not real. and lisa is intended to be the one who stops him.
this is kind of confirmed when bart sits atop the "throne" of St. Teresa of Ávila [when maggie turns out to be the savior of mankind], and upon doing so LITERALLY starts armageddon. summoning black magic, lava, flames, and the whole kaboodle saying "i am SO staying up past my bedtime".
meanwhile flanders is representative of death, always seeming to be around when either evil or holy shite hits the fan. flanders serves both heave and hell and is the one dedicated as the "keeper" of the town, keeping them from learning the truth. this is also why his wife is killed off, she was keeping him from doing his job. it is also why flanders can somehow DIRECTLY communicate with the devil AND god.
springfield being in purgatory is also why in the movie they bubble the town. the flying epa helicopters are actually disguised angels, and they place the whole town in the dome because if they were to escape they would learn that there is nothing beyond it, that they are in fact, dead. it is also why homer and his family keep being banned from locations in the real world.
as for why they can leave, well in reality its either an illusion of them living out their lives before passing on to the afterlife, or it is due to bart being the antichrist. as a result he can go wherever he wants in the real world, and as long as he considers them family and holds nothing agaisnt them, they can go too.
basically everything we see in the show and the reason why there are sentient animals and literal dark and holy powers is because the whole town is dead. [partially can be backed up by treehouse of horror episodes intros where everyone is undead and act littel to no different thean normal.] this may also be why nobody is affected by the serious unregulated power plant and why when people die its just like, "eh, OOH LOOK! A DOLLAR!"
SECOND THEORY:
homer is a clone.
there is a post apocalyptic future in "rosebud" occupied solely by homer clones.
also there are many women, men, children, and even animals whom are just like him.
THIRD:
on the other hand it could be because homer killed everyone [in the previous theory] everything resembles him because of it. and homer is being punished in purgatory/hell for his mass murder and stupidity. and why everyone hates him, why the world is against him, and why everything works out for him in the end. purgatory is not hell, it is a place of judgement. and should homer be the sole one there he could be passing time till he is judged by living through his life.
now THIS one:
the "kim possible" series takes place all in kims head.
this is why everyone is totally ok with her going on her "missions". basically having brilliant parents and no friends, she was rejected in preschool by everyone and eventually made ron up. shes actually suffering from schitzophrenia and the world she has adventures in is her way with coping with her empty life. not being as smart as her parents or brothers she feels left out, creates ron and ruufus, and delves into her mind for her "adventures".
drakken and shego are nothing more than the evil interpretations of her own parents created inside her mind. if you look at drakken and kims father, they came from the same school, had the same friends, and even act similar. and they get along with each other when they meet without confrontation. shego and kims mother share the same confidence and psychological attitudes. kims mother is a brain surgeon who uses scaples to cut people open, shego uses energy claws to cut people open. even shegos attitude towards drakken mimics kims mothers attitude towards her husband. it also explains why everyone is just TOTALLY OK with letting a teenage girl go out lone across continents to risk her life and be around quaetionable boys, and just leave school out of the blue.
it is all because she made up her secret agent self in her head and lives a fantasy to avoid the realization that she is nothing more than a cheerleader with average intelligence. and also why when others in the show have their own sagas she struggles to play along, because shes "doing her own thing" and living her own fantasy which now has to encompass into others.
so yeah... there you go. thoughts?
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