Friday, July 31, 2020

announcements. 2020 is like the fourth stepsister from the Disney Cinderella movie.

so, covid 19 sucks like a rapper just before they blow out a shit ton of lyrics. 
had surgery done and might have flesh eating bacteria. 
dog got hit with cancer in the period of a week OUT OF NOWHERE and had to be put down. AND HIS BED HADN'T EVEN BEEN DELIVERED YET. that's what i get for the usps working in detroit, cant have shit in detroit. gonna be a new dog here in a couple weeks just show up to my home the same day a bed is delivered. be like, "whats going on here? are you planning something?"
created an instagram and instantly deleted it. don't need a service for a dog that is dead, not THAT KIND of sociopath 
COMPLETELY FORGOT i had a blog here. like, how do you do that? i have used this thing for like a literal decade, then i watch one karen preach about how injecting fornite in her sons arm cause him to develop auti-cancer. actually can we talk about how all the people protesting masks as part of a conspiracy were [and still are] the same people complaining about their kids "getting autism" from vaccines? look, if the united states govenment knew how to create autism in serum form, there would be like this "secret sector" of the government made entirely of "super soldiers" made by being injected with autism with half of them solving the cure to every disease and the other half screeching terrifying nightmare humans rocking back and forth every 8 seconds and unable to recognize faces or establish meaningful relationships or empathy. 
have you SEEN autistic people doing complex science and problem solving? many people on the spectrum are like geniuses when it comes to tech and puzzle solving, the rest are like i should know, i have been autistic my entire life and seen how incredible people with disabilities can be and the changes they can help make for the world. and working to help people struggling with life and disabilities most of my life has been nice, all we want is to be equals while being recognized for who we are. normal people are boring, like watching cats chase a laser pointer [which can be fun if you like train the cat to activate light switches using it, like i did.] people who are different are the ones that change the world, who save lives and bring justice to those facing injustice. the people that want to be like everyone else are the ones who grow up making your uber deliveries and serving your fast food. "wait, i didnt order this pickle?" 
EEEEEAAAAAT IIIIIIIIIT!! 
"uhhhhh, no?" 
okeee.
[but like seriously i LOVE pickles].
never be the same as the crowd. be different, be like the salmon that hops the falls to breed and bitch slaps the hungry bear in the face with its tail. 
could you imagine a nature mag putting in a photo like that? i think i might just shit my pants off laughing. 
the bear like: "you will die" 
and the salmnon being like: oma wa mo shindeiru 
as the bear goes: NANI?!? 
and gets slapped in the face by the salmons tail as it soars by.

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