MISS AMERICA PAGEANTS
what pets me the wrong way: the miss America pageants. show me a mister America pageant where men are put on display for us to ogle and judge based off looks and talents. it would be harder for contestants to get pregnant or sleep with the judges to get a leg up. hell shown me a transvestite America pageant where judges have to awkwardly figure out what gender is REALLY up on the stage.
judge 1: ok so todays contestant seems to have a nice rack- oh look at that pirouette...doesn't she look great in that tut- ok those are balls...
judge 2: does she have a tail?!!
judge 3: [BANG!] (shoots his groin off with a random gun) I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
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