so a blind man is getting ready to celebrate
the fourth of july with his wife and kids. he tells them hes going to go fishing
and cook what he catches for dinner. the blind man is out all day, and as his
wife is about to call him he opens the front door and walks in the house.
"hey honey! im back; man you should have been there! i caught two of the biggest fish i have ever seen!"
said the blind man.
to which his wife responded,
"thats great dear, but could you please explain who those two women with you are?"
i get paid in peanuts where i work. so to everyone out there, does anyone want my nuts in their mouth?
Q: what are the special olympics called in mexico?
A: border jumping
Q: where do the olympic runners keep all their personal belongings?
A: in the pole vault of course.
"hey honey! im back; man you should have been there! i caught two of the biggest fish i have ever seen!"
said the blind man.
to which his wife responded,
"thats great dear, but could you please explain who those two women with you are?"
i get paid in peanuts where i work. so to everyone out there, does anyone want my nuts in their mouth?
Q: what are the special olympics called in mexico?
A: border jumping
Q: where do the olympic runners keep all their personal belongings?
A: in the pole vault of course.
Q: so why arent their any bisexual biships?
A: because they can only move diagonally.
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