the life and times of sp_on episode 12

paradoxes and other things that come to me at three am and while dropping a load.

(oh yeah, i went there)

do blind people dream? if they cant see in real life, can they see in their dreams where the laws of physics, time, space, and gravity no longer exist? is it not possible for someone that has never seen a single color to dream about them while asleep? could a deaf person not hear? could a man with an iron lung not breathe? could aquadraplegic not walk and feel? and could it not be possible for a mere everyday human to travel to heaven and hell and feel what theyre like while in a
deep sleep? upon death we part this world and leave all our things behind. yet death is nothing more than entering into a state of eternal rest. so in that state, could heaven and hell be nothing more than a dreams or pure happiness and nightmares of unending horror? whos to say that where we are today isnt just a dream that someone else is hsving? how do we know that we are even the real earth? couldnt we just be one earth amidst a forest of seperate earths? how do
we know if we really even matter? for all we know we could just be another leaf on the tree destined to fall off upon the entrance of fall.

(and a riddle for you)
i begin with f, end with uck, am very wet untill im done, am very hard, am referred to as a "hot ride", and i involve a lot of heavy intense spraying. what am i? (hint: ITS NOT A FIRE TRUCK!!)

so if you throw a dollar on the ground, does the police officer give you a ticket or a donation reciept?
if you get married and then go back in time and have sex with your wife in the past is that considered cheating?
if you turn a living human into a statue of solid gold with alchemy is that murder or art?
if you use food to create art, do you have to ask the fda before having an exposition?
if someone steals a sculpture made from dinosaur bones, do you call the police, a paleontologist, a doctor, the dog pound, or the vet?