episode 4
dont feed the romonobomony
as rath fell down the waterfall of eternal cat pudding he began to get wet. forgetting that he was a tiger the size of ashton kutchers ego, he killed the monkeys because of the hot ice water. do you remember that time you killed george clooney? pepridge farm does. and if you want them to keep the secret you need to google chuck norris.
unfortunately the hostess snack food company had to close down due to striking employees. whats next? the keebler elves demanding double penetration chocolate cookies? remember that you spell monkeys with a k. unlike nuculear, where the s is ilent till cumquats lay green eggs. the toaster oven slowly kills the nyan catnip till your ass cannot take anymore kittens.
please call the customer support hotline for great hot buttsecs. and dont forget that now that romneys out of the presidential race american citizens are no longer allowed to feed him. if he asks for money be sure to eat a roll of nickels. so then you can balme the fact you are shitting change on him on the blindness due to nickel poisoning. tell him that this is the kind of change he wanted for america.
now that im done waxing my otter i can pet my pussy. unfortunately my pussy is at my parents place. i guess ill go to the pet store and feed my bitch....after i ride my friends ass. monkey buts and ice cream for everyone!!! hooray! now lets crank that baby up and watch her go!
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