"racial" confrontations
first of all you cant create racial controversy by declaring that santa is white because he doesn't exist. second of all you cant get in trouble by saying jesus was white because he died 2014 years ago and nobody from then is still alive. third of all I could say that santa is a Chevrolet with kangaroo legs for wheels, toast for windshield wipers, a ball of dung for a frame, windows made from cocaine, and instead of lights and a horn theres just a random naked bald guy shouting "monkey penis soufflé!" I could say jesus is a bouncing ball that spends eternity trying to find musical lyrics to bounce along to. I can say these things because the Christmas ideal of the fat jolly santa in the red suit who breaks into peoples houses to deliver gifts that were made in a sweat shop by underpaid elves, is just not real. and because nobody really knows what color jesus Christ is. and because who the heck cares what color skin anyone has? race is nothing more than a pigmentation alteration in human flesh caused by years of exposure to various types of light. race is nothing but a varying colored sunburn that allows humans to tell each other apart. getting upset over something as trivial as the color of santa and Jesus' skin is like nuking a city and then trying to piece it back together. or like elementary school graduation; it just doesn't matter. can we please focus on the matters at hand that are important? like how to feed and clothe the starving naked masses slowly spiraling towards a bitter cold eternity inside the fleshless grasp of deaths eager hand? how about we focus on that? plus nothing fox news ever says matters; its all foot in mouth and up the ass material anyways. in the words of a famous fat kid: "fox news, suck my balls; now screw you I am going home".
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/fox-news-host-megyn-kelly-says-jesus-and-santa-are-white-193322244.html
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