POV [part 1]

for those of you here to read, good for you. 

for those of you looking up porn, haha i made you lose your turn on. AND WOULD IT KILL YOU TO READ A DAMN BOOK?!

this one is about personality types and people talking.

first the difference between literalists, judgementalists, and criticists

     literalists: their actions, questions, and statements [as well as anything else] are done in a LITERAL MANNER. 

this means that when they ask, "why did you paint your car pink?" 

they are asking, "why did you paint your car pink?" 

     literalists are simple and to the point, preferring straight forward actions and simple solutions over complex nonsensical plans. literalists would rather just rip out the loose tooth or tell people the flat truth than come up with a complex lie or plan to remove the tooth. however, literalists tend to take interest in WATCHING complex plans. literalists also have a tendency to be arrogant at times, believing that the faster the plan the more efficient it is.

     judgementalists: their actions, questions, and statements are done in a literal manner as well. however they are what is known as "two-faced", holding in how they REALLY feel and posting a false facade. 

they will ask, "why did you paint your car pink?" 

when they really mean, "are you gay or sometthing?" "what, are you a cissy?" [btw do NOT look that up] "what the hell? youre an idiot! WHY PINK?!"

     judgementalists basically tend to rip things apart passing criticisms with no intent to help people improve. while they act and speak one way they think another. they tend to support people while talking behind their backs and are arrogant like literalists. unlike literalists though they dont like plans, theyd rather tear them apart.

     criticists: their actions, questions, and statements are a mix of literalists and judgementalists. they tend to be both brutally honest and also two faced, telling people how they really feel. the difference with criticists is that 

when they ask "why did you paint your car pink?"

they really mean "why pink?" "why did you paint your car pink?! why not black with silver stripes?"

     criticists act with the best interests of others, but not always with the knowledge necessary to act. they will act and speak, seeming insensitive, but in reality believing that they know better for others. criticists tend to BELIEVE they are compassionate and that their actions are definable because they are in the best interest of others. they can be dangerous in positions of power as they will make decisions that they BELIEVE are in the best interest for the group, but in REALITY are EXTREMELY harmful and hurtful to the vast majority.

official lyft customer service and base review

normally i do not do these things, but i figured i would start posting serious reviews about things. this is about my experience using lyft and lyft customer service. [it in no way reflects facts, only opinons].
     lyft, for anyone who doesnt have a phone, or uses a car, or the bus, or motorcycle, or flying dragon, or roller blades, or dogsled, or- OKAY WE GET IT ANYTHING CLASSIFIED AS A "VEHICHLE". okay, sorry, i flew to mars and got drunk at the galactic bar there. but lyft is a "ride share service", which in lamen terms is a means through which people can ask for rides to places. it is basically a cab service, only faster, and much easier, and they deliver food...sometimes.
     like lyft there is also another service called "uber", it is better known [but also better known for drivers/passengers playing "grabass"]. i prefer lyft, but not for...uhh, "molesty" reasons. for anyone new to cell phones [ie. not from earth], lyft has an app [where after entering a credit/debit/paypal card and creating an account], that allow you to choose a ride.
     first you pick your location for pickup, whats important here is to be SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. do not just click the location button [btw you need location enabled], as this can sometimes result in setting destinations in the middle of the atlantic ocean [i SHIT YOU NOT this REALLY HAPPENED TO ME]. whats convenient is lyft has a VERY detailed location provider that allows you to type vague location names [like "central square walmart"]. you can find your location better this way, and be sure you dont get charged noshow fees [more on that later]. second you need to be at your destination waiting. basically the cost of your trip depends on the distance traveled, and the app picks any near driver who accepts your ride request.

     now you have to be sure you do not miss your driver. that said you should know a few things in case you DO miss your driver.
1. drivers only wait about 5-10 minutes once they arrive
2. remember the location tips above, as the larger the location the more likely drivers are to miss you
3. lyft records all drivers who accept ride requests, all ride requests, all payments made, oh [and i LOVE this part] and they record ALL TEXTS, CALLS, AND NOTIFICATIONS SENT AND RECIEVED.
bringing us to #4. do not try to bs customer service. if you have to have them call you [which btw i reccomend if you need resolution fast], and yes i said have THEM call YOU. as you can find their customer service by googling "lyft customer service". you can have them call you and quickly settle things, but DO NOT TRY TO BULLSH*T THEM [as they record LITERALLY EVERYTHING].
4. customer service department phone number:
+1 8558659553
customer service website:
https://help.lyft.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket_form_id=724707
5. if you miss your ride you WILL get charged a fee.
6. their customer service is user friendly and VERY efficient. it is best to use the website firstand and enter your account/contact info. i had them call me and they refunded my noshow fee using the texts and call records. [BE SURE YOU SPECIFY IF YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A DRIVER COMING AS THEY WILL CANCEL THAT DRIVER IF YOU TRY TO FILE A DISPUTE].

     now back to the details:
   i have never really had a bad experience with lyft [besides odd smelling or dirty cars], but if you are the kind of person who likes to leave reviews...lyft allows this. after each ride you have to confirm payment to pay for your ride and get a chance to rate your ride and driver [1-5 stars and what could be improved]. since i only use lyft with the expectation to find a car to drive me to a destination, i give average ratings. [but when i get drivers who do things like play creative music, or something crazy happens, i give higher ratings.] though i did have a bad experience today, as my driver showed up, drove circles, then drove RIGHT PAST ME before leaving. but customer service helped me deal with this quickly.
   i have to say that i would reccomend lyft to anyone who needs a ride. primarily for after grocery shopping, when needing to travel fast, or when needing rides home from bars. and i HAVE TO INSIST YOU USE RIDE SHARE OR A CAB IF YOU PLAN ON GETTING DRUNK. i find out you drove drunk or while getting road !@#&, i will come find you and shove something where the sun dont shine and trees refuse to grow.

DOA [dead or alive] and the ideals of objectification of [men and women] in gaming. [the "distractive challenge principle"]

this is ALWAYS a touchy subject for people, video games and objectification.

fiorst of all how is "objectification" defined?

there are two definitions:

1. the action of degrading someone to the status of a mere object:

"the objectification of women as sexual possessions" ·

2. the expression of something abstract in a concrete form

some people would say, "women are not objectified in eastern culture", while in reality they are, in fact SO OBJECTIFIED that that is just how they are seen. AS OBJECTS, to "be owned" and whom do not have a say of their own in any way or form. and whom must be sheltered away and hidden. this my friends is horrible as all life is beautiful and deserves to be shared equally and freely with the world.

but for the sake of video games the mos popular one in which people IMMEDIATELY think "objectifying women", is DOA [or dead or alive, or half naked women beating each other senseless, or BRAVO].

but the reality of objectification in video games, movies, and other media, is that there is [in fact] a "code line" wherin one crosses from simple "free expression" to "blatent objectification". what is this "invisible code line"?

well, it is actually a simple principle, one i call the, "distractive challenge principle". in this principle any game, movie, or other media that portrays men, women, animals, plants, or what have you in a sexual manner has a "threshold" wherin the media in which they are portrayed becomes utterly and completely objectification.

in the "distractive challenge principle" one can portray people in a sexual manner so as long as it does not distract the viewer or gamer from the core principles of what they are watching or playing. in a game like DOA, th characters are in skimpy outfits and you must fight street fighter style. many call this "objectification", but in reality the "distractive challenge principle" states that "one can present things in an objectifying manner without being an act of objectification, so as long as this does not deteriorate from the understanding of the plot or ones ability to play a game."

what this means is that as long as a game is challenging enough to keep a player focused on the game or on the games plot at hand [or keep viewers focused on the show or movies plot], then it cannot technically be labeled as "objectification". primarily due to the definition of what objectification itself is, which cannot be done [reducing women, men, animals to "sexual objects"] as long as the one interacting with them is too distracted to do so. as such, the "distractive challenge principle" also states that, "once any game, tv show, movie, or form of media's portrayal of a character [regardless of gender] begins to have a detrimental effect on ones ability to play the game, understand the plot, or otherwise enjoy without distraction, they [the person, gender regardless] has now BECOME OBJECTIFIED."

it seems crazy and complicated. but heres a simple example: you play DOA on normal, you have fun, youre not losing fights due to how the women are dressed [despite them being super hot]. its not objectifying. then suddenly someone comes in using honoka in a string bakini mod and every so often you get distracted and hitomi [your character] loses health. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST OVERSTEPPED INTO OBJECTIFICATION because the physical looks of a female character in the game has begun to have a detrimental effect on your ability to play that game.

put in the simplest of terms, the

"distractive challenge principle" defining something as "objective"

is defined as when you, as the gamer PLAYING the game suddenly become one of the people in the crowd WATCHING you play the game. as at this point it has become objective, distracting you from your purpose [ie. to play the damn game]. games need players to be able to see the games as a whole, but also play the games and enjoy them. but when characters [or charatcers races or species] suddenly distract you enough that you become a permanent member of the crowd, this is a FAILURE on the games part. games that do not immerse in some way do not do well.

now why would they not stop making games like this? [besides rule 34] well, cause sex sells and though we refuse to admit it, were a bunch a damn horny ass monkeys sharing the same zoo cage slinging mud and sh*t at each other and fighting over who owns and rules the cage. despite the fact that, WE SHARE THE DAMN !@%$ cage. go to the zoo and watch what happens when two male gorillas are introduced to each other, its freaking AMAZING. we share the cage, yet fight over it. and sex sells, its just a fact.

but next time someone calls a game or a movie "sexist" or "objectifying" bring up the "distractive challenge principle" and ask them, "did you understand the plot?" "did it negatively affect your ability to play the game?" "did it distract you from the general ideals/beliefs that it was trying to teach?" "have you ever freaking read 'song of solomon' from the damn bible?" [seriously its some pervy sh*t]. if they answer, "no" then bitch IT AINT OBJECTIFYING.

remember, dont just buy into the hype, question things. question EVERYTHING. except that. and that. and that. and that. and that. and that. and that and that and that. and that.

top 9 summoners war [mobile game] trolls/tropes [VIDEO]

for reference purposes here:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.com2us.smon.normal.freefull.google.kr.android.common
you can find the app.
summoners war is an online rpg that plays similar to a mix of final fantasy and pokemon with a turn based attack system. you control monsters you summon from scrolls, crystals, social points, wishes, and monster pieces. speed is a HUGE factor as it determines how fast you attack. [i am GREATLY under-summarizing the entirety of the game, but this is a list of trolls in the game.]
this is a list of "trolls" or dick moves and occurences that happen in the game while playing. i am listing quite possibly the MOST annoying things that people CONSTANTLY complain about.
         this is mostly opinion based, but also from analyzed research from playing
         1. summoning and seeing lightning, then you get... an awakened four or three star.
  ok, why is this a troll? cause your chance of summoning the highest level from a summon [normal summon 3star, crystal or base 3star summon is 5star, legendary base 4star summon is 5star] is less than .05%. so when you see "lightning" it means that you are summoning a monster that is the maximum level for the summon material you are using [with legendary scrolls being exceptions as all monsters 4star+ have lightning].
  this is so much a troll cause you go to summon and you see lightning like, "holy shit! holy shit! its- its- [summons awakened iron] FUC-!"
         2. farming caiross and getting )fatal) runes with dumbass useless stats.
  this is just an ass move, as caiross dungeons [giants, dragons, necropolis] drop crafting materials [of which there are roughly, like, 10 types. 4 if you only do rune dungeons.], angelmons [of which there are 5 types], rainbowmons [of which there are three types], theres transmog stones, scrolls [of which there are two types], and THEN runes. of which there are roughly 5 types for each type of dungeon.
   then for runes there are 6 slots, 1 only has atk, 3 only def, 5 only hp. meanwhile 2, 4, and 6 can have variable stats [with atk, def, atk%, and def% being possible as base stats for all three as exception]. these variable stats are as follows:
2: spd
4: crit rate, crit damage
6: accuracy, resistance
   this makes getting the wrong stats on a rune while rune farming a true troll, as the game functions off rng. so you could get a 6star attack [fatal] rune on slot six, then be like "oh SHIT YEA- what? WHAT?! DEFENSE?! OH FUCK YOU!" cause if you are farming fatal runes defense is one of the last BASE stats you will want [unless you are doing a creative runing for a nuker and need def for something].
           3. violent [extra turn] and despair [stun] runes. 
   ok this just HAD to be on the list. first of all stun runes are just ass moves, as you can spend months perfecting your resistance and someone comes along with stun runes and sweeps your team in rta. despair [stun] runes are just an ass move cause they have a flat chance to stun REGARDLESS of any resistance the enemy has [and oddly i have noticed a strange increase in the proc of stun with accuracy boosting lead skills.]
   btw "proc" stands for "procure" which basically is the general term for when a monster suceeds in activating an ability or rune power [stun/violent]. stun runes have also not yet been nerfed in rta [real time arena, live battles against other people]. in rta stun runes can just keep stunning and theres nothing you can do but use cleansers/healers to prevent/remove the stuns.
   violent runes. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF. seriously. quite possibly the BIGGEST troll in summoners war is VIOLENT RUNES. chasun, belladeon, verad, psamathe, veromos, and any other *** damn !@#^*& monster with muiltple healing skills or miltiple powerful attacks [or just anything really as players are just TOTAL ASSHATS], all will [almost always] have violent runes.
  whats more is violent runes [while only having like a 23% chance to proc], seem to proc roughly 85% of the time on certain monsters [bella, chasun, vero, psamathe, and in my case randy who ALWAYS 99% proc when his third is on cooldown]. violent runes were such a huge problem that the game delevopers actually made a patch for rta to nerf them so they only proc once. do you know how bad something has to be in summoners war for the devlopers to ACTUALLY LIMIT IT? if you ever face vio mons [the cryin' orion !@#* YOU!], youll definitely agree.
         4. bernard+nuke.
   yes, thats right, bernard. hes a troll. anyone who knows how he works uses him, and they make him fast [+200 speed] with huge resistance. you may question why hes listed as a troll, but if you ever face a remotely skilled player who has one set up in the arena youll know why hes listed here. specially since the most popular combo is to set him with a powerful nuker like zaiross or lushen [try it sometime its AWESOME].
  its like trying to outrun the flash with concrete shoes during a nuclear explosion. bernard will almost ALWAYS be fast enough to raise the attack bar and speed of the rest of the team or nuker and RAPE your team.
        5. the freaking light/dark scrolls. and transmogrifications.
   ok this is a kind of personal preference, but the transmogrification stones are impossible to get without buying [as you can only get transmogrification stones from caiross, mainly hall of hagic is where i found it convenient]. transmoged monsters are just transformations that change the forms of monster and their attacks, and most of them are cool. but a lot are, stupid [bounty hunters, most of the rockstar transmogs, and others].
  but the light/darkness scrolls are a huge troll, as without buying them you only get one a month as a login reward at THE END of the month. during this time the caiross dungeon has a light and dark dungeon appear one each week [after the weekend light and dark dungeons open, one one day, then one the next.]
   this opens options for a place called the "secret dungeons" where after finishing a caiross dungeon theres a slim chance that a mini dungeon [one that can have a rare monster from a small list of monsters of the element dungeon you completed] opening. your friends can also find these secret dungeons and when they do you will instantly gain them, and you can ask people with sd you want/need to friend you to get what you want.
  this happens twice a week four times in the month, meaning that by the time you get the light/darkness scroll at the end of the month youll have had the option to farm secret dungeons for light/darkness monsters eight ENTIRE days. if you ever play the game and look at the possible monsters from the light and darkness monster list [ifrit and palladin respectively cannot be summoned], you will notice that the sd give you the option of quite a few monsters.
   the light/darkness scrolls are a troll because they have a 50% chance of summoning either a light OR dark monster [something to do with yin and yang]. and these scrolls can summon from 3star to 5star, but have a VERY low chance of summoning anything above 3star. you can buy another scroll for 29.00 [american], but dont complain if its another sd monster. due to readily easy access to the secret dungeons for 8 days out of the month and the light/darkness scroll being about as effective as the other elemental scrolls, this is a HUGE troll on the players.
   [yes i know they have bi-weekly events that often offer light/darkness scrolls as event rewards, this is a troll because of the access to the sd's and the amount of monsters they have in them. and that you can summon AWAKENED 3star sd mons from a l/d scroll, yeah its happened to me before. i believe it was the dark salamander, and this was recently POST palladin patch.]
       6. palladin fusion: 
   wtf? we waited the months for the buildup for this pos? shes overwhelmingly renowned as worhtless by veterans and noobs alike. yes aoe provoke is murder, but just use a vero or ANY mon with harmful effect removal+immunity runes [i use wind undine]. if you do use her just use violent runes, but really i dont know anyone who even REMOTELY likes her fusion. and the palladin who DID get aoe heal and protect was a different !@#& element.
       7. the chat:
   you cant turn it off, you cant silence it, it slows gameplay, guild leaders are spamming the !@#* megaphones every 3 seconds, people argue in it, people sext in it, people shout racial slurs in it, and people use it to pronounce their political ignorance. when the new guild items were released an item called the "guild megaphone" [an item that lets guild members/leaders post public to chat that they are "recruiting" for their guild.]
   ok this became SOFA KING annoying [haha] that they pathced it the VERY NEXT DAY. the megaphone text was bright *** damn freakin neon green and spamming the top left corner of your screen EVERY two seconds. like people in the chat were literally screaming messages cayse it was so annoying. imagine trying to have a conversation with someone sitting across from you at a table while 18 people standing within 2 feet of your table scream random bullsh*t at people passing by as loud as they can. [insert racist joke here. why? idk, i feel like whoever is reading thought of something racist reading that thing about shouting randomly.]
       8. guild battles:
   the scores determine who you face [your rank]. yet defense does not tally into a guilds score. so you get put into a battle with a rank of like 940 and the opponent has all transmoged nat fives and top tier mons. yet successful defending gets you points. [also wouldnt a guild bank where you could deposit guild points be nice? have withdraw/deposit requests be confirmed by the master and vice master so that nobody could steal points. then you could give someone those 8 points they need for ifrit instead of making them wait.]
   this is not really an issue, but still deserves a mention as if you are new to guild battling and just starting it will be hard. if defense and attacks both score you points, then should they not both contribute to your rank? guild battles are like the equivalent of military skirmishs or war games [and now capture the flag]. you have people who fight to take down the enemy, and people who fight to defend against the enemy. it would make sense to give a rank to those defending as you do those attacking, so that guild battles are done with equal rank [which is SUPPOSEDLY how its done. but its an unbalanced system that can throw you directly into the sun.]
       9. clearing the island: 
   why? just... why? since when is landscaping part of monster training? "oh sorry veromos, i cant give you runes from the crafting shop. i have to go chop some **** damn trees first." this was the least popular troll, but still a troll nonetheless. like "hey lets make people chop trees and smash rocks in order to place integral structures." it just, makes no sense.
   but i mean, this isnt the only reason why this is a troll. its a troll cause they have shop area where you can BUY TREES AND ROCKS. why the fuck would you want to buy them?! [yes i know you need to buy some and destroy them to finish one of the achievements.] its just plain rediculous. though later on im going to use trees to spell some things on my files. so i guess thats fun, customization. 
HONORABLE MENTIONS:   
  that unexplored unrevealed area of the map: what is it? where does it go? where does it lead? who knows?
  noobs who used reps to beat the game and try to do raid at level 26: ok, just no. just dont. you get kicked. ill try working with them to be nice, but when i see people using a freaking level 23 in raid its just a flag.

  the wishing well: i counted. it goes 6 or 7 squares after wherever it begins to finally slow down. and intentinally seems to go an extra space to avoid summoning, crystals, and runes.

mind games episode 1 [riddles, can you solve them?]

1. if you send rats into a maze to find cheese and you lock them in, is it still a maze?

2. if the odds of getting heads or tails on a coin is 50% each flip then what are the odds of it landing on its side? [cause it totally hapens...]

3. you go up, its red, down, its yellow. if you go right, its white, left, its black. if you stay in the center, what color is it?

4. 1, 8, 16, 24, ? what is the next number? and what three things does this object have in common?

5. you flip four coins. two land flat with one flipping over after landing, one lands on its side, and the last rolls away. what are the correct odds [ie. what are the odds each coin will land on the respective sides?] for all four coins, listing which landed on heads, tails, and the side? [hint: this answer can be found in the answer to #2, and this has more than one part to each answer.]

if the september 11. 2001 terrorist attacks [911,9/11] happened in todays time

OK yes this seems like it would be controversial, and if you didn't want to be upset or think about it then WHY DID YOU CLICK THE DISCLAIMER?
    but when the attacks happened the Internet was accessible, but many people did not have computers with wifi built in as back then this was rare and expensive to do on the go. also no smart phones. in todays era, however, we can access the Internet from nearly ANYTHING to post to social media, youtube, and other sources.
    if the attacks were to happen literally less than 12 years later [when more people had phones with Internet access and wifi capable laptops] then the people on the planes would have been able to post about their final moments. the sheer trauma from those who experienced the crash first hand is massive, and just imagine if the WHOLE WORLD were to see the things people were posting on social media as it happened. this would be basically like the new ring movie, only with trauma instead of death worldwide.
    the biggest and most terrifying thing? the last thing you see at the top of your best friend, family member, co-worker, or neighbors social media is something like, "this is it for me, i am going to die." this is made worse by all the people posting things like this already for attention and to be Internet trolls. due to insensitive trolls and selfish people using death as an empty threat to get attention, many would disregard these status updates.
    plus with the little a**holes who "need a safe space" cause they are so easily upset going "hey that post offends me cause its about death" or whatever. while there are REAL PEOPLE who actually NEED a friggin safe space [Howie Mendel, those struggling with mental illness, people with anxiety disorders, and people weak to disease]. then the PC people come in like, "he man you cant say things like that". "wait bro did you just use a gender conformitive term?" "oh sh*t guy, you just did it too!"
    this might even spark debates on whether it would be appropriate to "remove" the last minute posts from those who were experiencing the events of the attacks at the time. as many would want them gone cause having upwards of over 3000 facebook, myspace, and YouTube members posting their final epitaphs ALL OVER their media would be rather terrifying and uncomfortable. but others would want to preserve them for the memories of these people.
   fact is the attack was horrific, but if it had happened LESS than a decade later after the introduction of smart phone Internet technology [2006 or so when facebook was created and founded and yes i checked I'm right], it would have been a WORLDWIDE catastrophe. social media is worldwide and facebook was created in 2006, around the same time cellphone technology enabled users to access the Internet freely without the need of wifi.
   if i offend anyone i am sorry, but i felt like this was an interesting topic to cover. if people can make blog posts about some jackass who believes [GENUINELY] that he can teleport using a network named after a flying horse, then i think that the 9/11 attacks are fair game [and frankly a better more realistic subject that doesn't make you question at what point this persons brain LEFT HIS BODY.]

mewtwo vs. frieza who wins? [the answer is shocking]

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just a side note: due to some people getting confused by the order in which i had originally written this i had to take the section about the moves and move it ABOVE the section about power levels. cause apparently mentioning a second topic in the middle of another and then going back to the same previous topic makes you forget the first. error on my part, specially since friezas power levels werent listed till waaaaay after mewtwos attack list [which ALL DBZ CHARACTERS HAVE].
oh and for the record i never said mewtwo BEATS frieza in the fight anywhere in here. not once actually, but i do say this is a good reason why mewtwo could at least give frieza a challenge. or just use his superior intellect to find the dragonballs, teleport, and make a wish, but again i covered that cause its just a "saitama".
that said here we go

ok well everyoe says frieza. but lets say this is done like a battle is always done in dbz. lets say mewtwo is a pokemon fighting pokken tournement style [which for anyone who doesnt know is a hand to hand dbz style combat videoa game] against frieza:
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frieza: you are but an ant compared to me.
mewtwo: {btw i found all the dragonballs and made a wish}
frieza: ha, you c- wait what?
mewtwo: {yep}
frieza: by any chance you didnt wish for imortality, did you?
mewtwo:{are you retarded? why waste a wish on that when i could still be hurt, aged, transformed, or  sent back in time?}
frieza: well then, what DID you wish for?
mewtwo: [long silence as they stare each other down] {your destruction!}
[no thats just too convenient]

mewtwo can learn disable, gravity, psychic, teleport, and other moves. but the most important here is the move "foul play". with a base physical 95 attack stat. why the F*ck does this even matter? FOUL PLAYS DAMAGE IS BASED OFF THE OPPONENTS ATTACK STAT.
and dbz DOES INDEED have attack stats represented by power levels.
ok first ill list mewtwos lvl 100 base stats and its mega y stats. why mega y? im about to explain.
first a list of important moves for fighting frieza:
all this can be found here:
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/150.shtml
Laser Focus: The user concentrates intensely. The attack on the next turn always results in a critical hit.
Miracle Eye: Enables a Dark-type target to be hit by Psychic-type attacks. This also enables an evasive target to be hit.
foul play: The user turns the target's power against it. The higher the target's Attack stat, the greater the move's power.
snatch: The user steals the effects of any attempts to use a healing or stat-changing move.
these are important as they are 100% viable as dbz combat moves that have NOTHING to do with pokemon.
other moves that could be viable are:
aura sphere: he user lets loose a blast of aura power from deep within its body at the target. This attack never misses.
me first: The user cuts ahead of the target to copy and use the target's intended move with greater power. This move fails if it isn't used first.
trick room: The user creates a bizarre area in which slower Pokémon get to move first for five turns.
[yes trick room involves effecting pokemon, and mewtwo is STILL a pokemon here. but this is NOT a pokemon battle.]
ok why these moves specfically for mewtwos combat profile? trick room will allow him to move faster then frieza, me first following up means mewtwo can use friezas moves agaisnt him before frieza can even attack, aura sphere chases its target till it strikes. snatch could be used to steal friezas transformations before he could even use them, and the other three ill save for last [miracle eye, laser focus, and foul play]
ok so now onto why using a move like trick room might be useless: in dbz speed and attack are both determined by power level. and this technique would only work in a limited area that frieza could probably just escape. but the purpose of trick room is because mewtwo is STILL a pokemon and thus would be the only one effected. it may work like a mind game where frieza thinks, "hey ill just flee outside its range". or hell try to one shot mewtwo.
but if mewtwo pulls of trick room he will INSTANTLY have his speed and thus his power level boosted to a higher level then friezas current one. wait, that sounds familiar, who else has a stat boosting move that increases the users power leve- OH F**KING GOKU WITH KAIO KEN. so yeah in the dbz universe mewtwo would basically get an uber powered version of gokus kaio ken power with trick room. whether it would boost attack as well i cannot say, but in dbz power level DOES correlate to speed.
the primary purpose of trick room would be for the speed so as to allow mewtwo to move on par with friezas attack speed. thus allowing him to use techniques like me first to use friezas moves againsnt him with higher power or blind him with aura spheres to set up combo attacks.
the better use would be to make mewtwo fast enough so as to use snatch in the case frieza tries to transform which [if i remember heals him and does change his stats]. what snatch would do is allow frieza to transform, but steal any boosts to his attack or speed or healing that is done when he does. this would turn friezas transformations against him.
but the huge thing that would just DESTROY frieza in a fight against mewtwo is the move foul play after the moves miracle eye and laser focus are used. which btw all have like infinite accuracy and cannot be dodged. so once miracle eye is used frieza could move at ftl, but it would not matter since mewtwo would be able to hit him ANYWHERE he went. follow with laser focus and the next hit is critical. why does this setup make foul play so useful?
first lets cover mewtwos sum stat total [or what his power level would be in dbz]
normal:
hp: 416
atk: 287
def: 251
spec atk: 366
spec def: 251
spd: 323
total power level: 1694
the reason why i can choose the highest [or lowest stats in this case for attack] is cause this is a dbz battle and natures therfore DO NOT EXIST. meaning that only power levels, techniques, moves, and tactics matter. and you may be wondering, "why the f*ck would you choose the lowest stats possible? and why didnt you divide them out?" well this is dbz, and here power levels are the total sum of ones full potential. and the lower the stats the batter the odds for foul play.
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the other reason for listing stats is so you can see how i got the total for mewtwos power level, which in dbz is the, "an estimation of that person's physical capability." found here in the dragon ball z wikia: 
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Power_level
this means it is the combined stats of speed, atk, def, and [in a maybe case health, cause that has to calculate in]. since power levels exist ONLY in the dbz universe metweos sum stat total would be his power level as that is his combined stats. i really dont know why i needed to add this, but apparently some people couldnt understand how basic math works [or whatever].
well theres ACTUALLY a way to calculate the REAL dbz story damage mewtwo would do when he set up this combo attack. and started with trick room mewtwo would already be on par with friezas speed so he COULD tartget and hit him with it.
the calculator for attacks is found here:
https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/149687/how-is-damage-calculated
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[in case you wonder why i left out the last part, there are no types so the second half of the equation is basically like adding blind zeroes.]
for this calculation we only need pure raw attack power. since foul play literally works on only attack power.
according to the dragonball wiki friezas first forms power level is a whopping: 530,000

in the pokemon anime foul play is seen used by an inkay as a kind of counter attaxck where it throws the enemy. and its detailed bulbapedia description states that its basically an inverted punch that results in all the force being directed towards the target.
so you need to know this formula for calculating foul plays move power:
(2 [Level] / 5 + 2) [AttackStat] x [AttackPower] / [DefenseStat]) / 50) + 2
for the sake of making things make sense. [since pokemon levels dont exist and this is a battle between attack power] the levels of mewtwo and frieza will both be 100, the attackstat and defensestat will be friezas power level and mewtwos base stat total, and the attackpower will be the base damage foul play does at default.
the reason why the other half of the formula is left out is cause this is NOT A POKEMON BATTLE. so there are no types to calculate here. so below is the completed formula listing mewtwos power level and friezas power level.
[100] / 5 + 2) [530,000] [95] / [1694]) / 50) + 2
and this:

is what i got. thirteen-thousand-seventy-nine damage. multiply that times two. ok, thats ONE HIT. ONE FREAKING HIT. then mewtwo can just spam foul play, and in dbz there IS NO PP. so mewtwo can just repreatedly hit freizas base form for a NORMAL attack using foul play in dbz combat universe for 13,000 damage EACH HIT MOVING AT THE SAME SPEED AS FRIEZAS FORM. this means punching ftl, do you know how many times you can strike an enemy in a 10 second period moving ftl speeds? watch ten seconds of the freeza-goku fight and imagine each of gokus punches doing 13k damage to frieza each time they strike and leaving no recoill for the puncher. go ahead and count.

this is damage not power levels, ok? and this is comparing base attack stats. if mewtwo were to use moves that LOWERED its attack even further foul play would only get stronger.
now i may even be underestimating the damage here as the second part of the equation includes this "random number" thing i have never heard of.
foul play combined with miracle eye, snatch, and trick room would allow mewtwo to WRECK FRIEZAS ASS. this is some one punch man level sh*t here. and even if snatch failed to steal friezas higher forms stats or heals foul play only gets stronger and trick room can just keep mewtwo on speed par the whole fight. 
and if trick room functioned to increase power level so that mewtwows was higher than friezas then forget it, friezas could be freaking jesus and mega raquaza combined and mewtwo would just use trick room and surpass his stats. 
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this is all theoretical considering its two different universes and would never happen, however my arguement is pretty valid and backed up with references and facts. and i also limited the conditions of this fight so that it ONLY functions in a manner that would work in dbz. and that move damage calculation is iffy since nobody would explain whether you multiplied the values or what. so i used algebra to try to figure out how it "SHOULD" work. 
i believe the movepool i chose is also reasonable since they could very much transfer to dbz as combat moves and techniques. 
though this would make an aweseome premis for the next super smash game. have a contest to put a few non-nintendo characters in it. with the list consiting of dbz, digimon, castlevania, fmab, one punch [no just kidding], one piece, destiny 2, and other games and tv. have a campaign where fans vote on a list from each and the top 3-5 [seems a resonable number] get put in the game. 
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aaaand I AM AN IDIOT. if this really were a fight mewtwo with his hyper intelligence would have just gathered the dragon balls and wished to destroy frieza. but yeah that is the same for anyone, even yamcha. yeah try to get THAT image out of your head.