episode 1: the cursed trap
after azureblade49 and protonjon switched bodies they realized that they would never find the red switch palace they needed to complete the evil death pipe maze. they began to contemplate a way to switch bodies back. suddenly as if from nowhere icrangirl appeared. she had just gotten into a fight with a dislexia plaged miranda cosgrove over her stealing her show. the sky began to fill with decapitated rabbit heads and soon it would be raining kittens. kitten storms were always followed by a nyan cat rainbow so everyone would be annoyed till the power went out.
meanwhile joey wheeler was busy trying to find enough people from brooklyn to fill an entire theatre so that they could record the thxintro for the yugioh abridged movie. the rest of the cast was being paid to create an intro video about theater manners which would end with yugi being killed. soon mandark would step in to kill the world.
meanwhile azureblade49 had finally finished the bridge to the exit only to find that he still needed the p switch that yoshi ate. 8 hours later yoshi finally spit out the switch, only for it to turn into a key. while mario rode the ass faced yoshi he began to wonder why he keeps trying to catch princess peach.
annikan had finished his training to become a jedi only to have his hand cut off.
meanwhile pegasus and michael jackson were hosting a parents night out daycare.
suddenly naruto began to butt diddle saske, only to have light yagami kill him with a heart attack. unfortunately light tripped and set off the bomb in his desk, leaving no evidence for the doughnut police. hey while im telling this story, i get paid in peanuts does anyone want my nuts in their mouth?
azureblade49, protonjon, and icrangirl wandered for day after day and year after year to try to find a way- ok you know what? they didnt walk for days, they opened up bing and found a black magic shop 30 seconds from their home. they walked over, ordered a secret monkey butt doughnut and ate it so they could return to their normal bodies.
unfortunately azureblade49 became transported to a past where he could neither die or finish the level. protonjon was transported to a universe where wild unicorns with toasters for heads and boomerangs for horns roamed freely.
it was up to icrangirl to face bananafreddie and stop the urobananas project. will she complete her task or be defeated. find out next ti- no she will not complete her task, because the evil flashlight tag parrot ate the flashlight leaving icrangirl forever blind.
the end....
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