reese witherspoon is dead?!? [cloned by an asteroid] - monsters vs. aliens theory

in the movie reese witherspoons character [susan] is LITERALLY crushed by a meteorite and given super powers. the meteor is filled with an element known as quantonium, which has strange and unusual properties. the movie shows us that susan was crushed and survived, being mutated into a giant later. but what if something far more complex and dark happened? what if she was killed, cloned, and replaced?
this theory is based around how quantonium functions in the movie when exposed to biomass [or living tissue]. the movie shows us that it can be used to alter cellular structure and even clone another living thing. now it is true the villain needed a full lab to disperse the quantonium into small enough amounts that he could make an army. but what if this was why susans clone was so large and abnormally powerful? the villain does say that she has too much in her and when the seeking robots scan they show her body having waaay more than normal. and the villain even says that he cannot remove all the quantonium from her. 
after removing the quantonium susan still looks like her old self, white hair and all. would she not revert back to her human form? unless of course she was a clone of the original susan [done after she died or via assimilation]. 
this theory works because all the clones created by the vilain via quantonium effectively retain the same memory, mind, body, and thought process as the one they were cloned from. they also seem to only have a limited prior memory capacity. and the clones are easily fooled by anyone that resembles them. 
the clones seeing anyone dessing like them as the same person works for the theory as well, because the first people susans clone would see were her family. obviosly if susan were assimilated into a clone the clone would only need her most recent memories as well. this explains why, despite being 60 feet tall, she still obsesses over her fiance rather than accpeting shes too big. her mind only remembers the most recent memories and that is her obsession of her fiance. 
susan being a clone [and the REAL reese witherspoons character being dead] makes more sense, specially considering the military considers her a monster. they know about the meteorite and obviously knew it hit her. and they probably know the REAL susan is dead [which is why they changed her name]. 
ginormicon is the only monster that DOESNT know shes a monster. 

disneys beauty and the beast theory - GASTON AND THE PRINCE WERE RELATED?!?!?

ok so i just have to point this out: gaston and the prince look A LOT alike. they have the same bodies, hairstyle, eye color, and facial features. whats more is gaston is too fit and adept to be just a hunter. looking at the rest of the townsfolk they are wearing cheap clothes and are unfit looking. gaston has clothing that is befitting a member of nobility and royalty [and even has a freaking servant]. gaston is physically stronger than everyone else ion the town and is trained in a manner that befits one of military or noble descent.

the prince, being royalty would have a military, and normally royalty would have their military march through the cities keeping peace and collectig dues. if the enchantress were to come curse everyone at the castle the military members would likely be left out of the curse as they would be around the town. and seeing as everyone forgot the prince and his castle, the military would be nothing more than ordinary townsfolk. the castle guard would be left out of the enchantress' curse.

what if gaston was a member of the royal guard or even the princes uncle, and happened to be spared the castle curse? as a result he would be left with no memory of his former life and this would entirely explain how he is trained in hand to hand combat, tracking and hunting, firearms, and just so happens to have both clothing befitting that of a noblemen and a personal servant.

i think gaston was directly related to the prince or the royal family.

also if you look at the colors of gastons outfits and the castle as well as the princes post enchantment decorations, the castle bears the same colors gaston wears. typically those of noble descent or whom served the royal families would wear their colors during their time serving them. also gaston has to be getting his money [to cover his gallavanting] from somewhere, and hunting does not pay diddly.

gaston being related to the prince would also make the movie even more unique, as him being either a member of the royal family or one who served them and trying to kill the one he served would make a hell of giant plot twist. it would also fit the enchantress' curse, with gastons terrible fate being because he became what she was trying to prevent the prince from becoming. this huge change between dynamics would make for such a huge bombshell as you realize that the royal family turned on itself.

THE GREATEST. STORY. EVER. - my dealings with ubers terrible customer support and how they nearly ruined a poor drivers life

i had a terrible experience with an uber ride the other day. the driver literally drove off without opening his trunk. inside which was my school backpack, and in that a few things that you would probably NOT want sitting in a beat up shot to !@#$ backpack just sitting in the trunk of your car. so i contacted them to get my "things" back.
this was what they said after i had waited 45 minutes [and 23 hours] in the cold still on meds for strep throat:

to which i rather agitatedly replied the following novel that was that 45 minutes in the cold:

to summarize: uber drivers are endorsed by uber. as long as they follow the rules they agree to they keep driving. MY driver decided to NOT open his trunk which still had my backpack in it. and due to the stress of being in a rush, i had a mild seizure immediately upon exiting his car, forgetting about the backpack. instead of opening the trunk, as literally any logical civic minded person WOULD, he decides to drive off. with my backpack, and my ipad, and my textbooks, aaand my prescription medications FOR my epilipsy and my surgery a couple weeks prior.
whiiiich just so happen to be high level prescription [CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, they WERE PRESCRIBED BY MY DOCTOR] street narcotics that would land you a federal 15 year sentence just for posession. soo i call the driver, he gives me two wrong numbers, then refuses to come back and instead picks up several other people.
long story short, 45 minutes later i failed my major exam as i walk into class with my backpack back and the professor had dismissed everyone. all because this one guy decided it was okay to leave a sick epileptic in the middle of a cold campus without his backpack or meds. after which i was charged for HIS time.

and, i SHITE YOU NOT, THIS was ubers reply to me explaining they literally could have ended up getting their driver thrown in federal prison and had their lost and found facility raided or at least had the cops show up asking some "interesting" questions about a certain ripped backpacks contents.
this was ubers reply to the literal scandal that they narrowly avoided:

i CANNOT make this crap up. "you can ask your driver to leave your 'item' at a local police station" was their suggestion. i love how this involves illegal prescription level narcotics [in anyone elses posesesion but mine with the bottles been prescribed to me] and they still have the word "item". if this HAD gone ass up and made the news this would be all over the nightly comedy news shows like "the daily show" [gods i love trevor noah]. like the entire ordeal sounds suspiciously like a drug deal or something.
it said "no need reply", but i felt i needed to anyways. and THIS is what i said:

this is why i used to use lyft.

#alllifematters i was called a racist in front of 100 people?!?

well i knew that with the half transformed pumpkin in the white house, that this would happen eventually.
i started what i thought was a conversation about working conditons for employee grunts. the man talks about how the stores have young people hauling carts in the freezing cold for no pay. i say "that is because walmart has no unions..."
followed by me being slammed about the catholic church raping kids and next thing i knew the person was calling me every racist term imaginable. as well as making threats and shouting about slavery, which is one of the many horrid scars on our planets history, the person began shouting everything imaginable about opression.
now i am not "white", in fact i have literal genetic evidence of my entire family tree that proves just this [technically i am southern european and my family originates from the druze].  personally i do not see color, i only see an un-unified planet of human life just rippling with potential. i feel that the way people are treated is wrong, even after thousands of years people with "non-white" skin still lack the basic rights, careers, treatments, and equality that everyone flat out deserves. even people of the lgbtqp community and non-patriarchal family lifestyles lack the basic rights that a "straight white male" recieves. and it SICKENS me.
every person has a right to their opinion and really i had no qualms with this person or what they were saying, i mean pretty much everything he said was a comlaint against "the white man" and the opression brought by the rich elite. honestly i agree that the way african americans are treated is and was wrong. i do not like using the term "african american" as it lumps all people of dark skin together as if they all originate from the united states. when this is further from the truth. i understand it is technically a correct term, but when you have individuals whom come from europe, asia, south america, canada, AND africa, calling them "african american" is depriving them of their "roots" and where they truly came from.
every person deserves equal treatment and ignorance and hatred only breeds more ignorance and hatred. i renounce anything the pumkin in the white house says and honestly wish that there were more people like dr martin luther king and ghandi alive today.
but what i realized about this racist encounter is how to react when facing racism.

walk away.

just ignore them and walk away.

it is the only thing you can do. confronting them only makes things worse, and feed their anger.

if you want others to see you are the better person, you have to have the courage to walk away. as trying to defend yourself only results in yourself getting slammed with more racist slurs and insults.

walk away. they act out of ignorance and hate and in most cases there is no trying to reason with them.

just walk away and ignore them, and only if they follow you should you try to defend yourself.

reason will not work. logic will not work. threats and anger only make things worse.

just walk away. and be the better person [gender neutral because racism affects all genders and races].

most people who are racist or say racist things are ignorant and filled with hate from the days of old or from their family.

if they try to come after you, then you must stand up for yourself.

but always be the better person and instead of trying to argue with someone who does not care for words, show with actions. be an example to your fellow human beings and be the better person, so that you can create a better world.

really if nobody reacts to the things these people [all people who preach hate on twitter, facebook, general social media, the news] then they lose their power. words only have power if we let them, and if we ignore those whom they come from they lose their strength.

i do not claim to understand the struggles that muslims, chinese, africans, hispanics, hebrews etc. went through. the ordeals that these people suffered were long and arduous and the enslavement of their people for cheap labor worldwide and for constructing blood structures across the world is impossible to imagine. i do not either claim to understand the stigma that they face and continue to face nor do i believe that five personal experiences equal literal generations of suffering and indignity.

i will say that i have a deep understaning of hatred and ignorance, facing it for more than just my own life but also on the behalf of my fellow human beings. and i do understand racism and many of its causes, and there is not excuse for bigotry, ignorance, or hatred for any specific people. all life has the right to live free of opression and hate and to have the right to speak freely and unhindered by the boot of a greater man. this planet is delicate and all human life has equal value, and not color, sexual preference, religion, nor gender should EVER have any say otherwise.

there is no one race, ethnicity, gender, sex, identity, or person whom is any greater than his fellow man he stand next to. for under the eyes of the stars we are but equal parts of a single whole.

the real damage being done by pot and vaping - your brain will NEVER enjoy sex ever again.

everyone says vaping and weed isnt bad.

but clearly these people dont know how serotonin and endorphins work.

marijuana and vape fluid both affect your body by forcing your brain to unnaturally release endorphins and serotonin. this is what is really causing the relaxtion effect. and the more you do it the more damage you do to your brain. it causes the receptors in your brain which respond to pleasure and affect things like joy and happiness to malfunction, as they have been over worked. this results in a similar state to how people with bipolar disorder, addiction, personality didsorders, psychosis, and severe depression function in terms of brain activity.

this is why smoking and vaping cause irritibility and more stress than they actially relieve. it is actually a false relief, similar to how meth, crack, pcp, or heroin works on your brain.

pot and vape fluid does actually damage your brain. but worse it will affect your ability to feel things like joy, excitement, happiness, sexual pleasure, and it can even lead to severe depression or suicide. all of these things are affected by endorphin release and serotonin levels in your brain, and the receptors which cause brain spikes upon experiencing things which normally would excite you. and this is actually permanent. as well as has been linked to dangerous axctivity like risk taking, criminal behaviors, and even acts that could maim or kill yourself or others.

you can also asphyxiate when "hotboxing" as the smoke will in fact push breathable air out of the room. and marijuana being a plant will mean there are people allergic to it. i am one of them.

people who take antipsychotics, meds for depression and bipolar, or other mental disorders can suffer adverse affects from pot as it causes your ability to fire commands between your brain and body to slow and lowers reaction time. it can cause medications which normally balance serotonin levels or other areas of the brain to slow or not work at all. and thus you end up feeling as if you are off your meds.

you may not know, but you do in fact do long term damage to your brain, and eventually your body as a result by smoking these things on a regular basis. imagine never being able to enjoy sex, food, movies, or even that adrenaline rush from scary movies anymore.

and all of these things are capable of being transferred to your children. as they are related to stress and excitement levels. studies from 9/11 have proven this. you want your kids born with anxiety disorders or being like trump or john wayne gacy? keep smoking that pot.

addiction is no joking matter mattpatt on game/film theory can probably describe how addiction affects the brain best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BTGgCEFuQw

seriously, his description of how even just mobile games affect your addiction is perfect. and vaping and amoking marijunana are no different in how they work. and overuse causes damage.

twitter break down - discussing a fake tweet - a.k.a. Photoshop fail!

soo, what exactly is wrong with this?

so allow me to point out everything wrong with this:

1. the phone screen is locked [upper right corner] meaning there is no way they could view this comment. nor could they access the phones keyboard to type.

2. the phone is IN AIRPLANE MODE [upper left] meaning they couldn't even USE twitter let alone comment or read posts

3. the phones time is 12:22pm, the comments time is 09:34am [meaning they posted this 21 hours after the phones ACTUAL TIME]

4. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE a black line at the bottom. these lines are only uses to seperate comments or posts on blogs online. and below this line is what looks like another name or date. meaning this was taken from a blog or comment page

5. this uses 280 characters. [yes i typed the whole thing out].

[this is the max number for twitter]-but while they can spell words like acknowledge and reassurance they misuse the apostrophe in "someone's". anyone who knew how to spell large words like those would know that "someone's" means "someone is"

6. this comment was posted on tuesday morning at 9am. who the heck is up that early on a tuesday? let alone has enough brain function to post anything this morally reasonable and acceptable on twitter.

7. this entire thing implies it was done via a screent shot on the phone. by the user. meaning this person had such an ego that they either screen shot their own tweet after setting on airplane mode so updated comments wouldn't move their screen while capping so they could show the world what THEY think. or this person was such a fraud and an ass that they thought that they should take someone ELSES tweet, screen shot it, then use it as their own [which is plagarism btw], and edit it to LOOK LIKE it was from their own phone.

8. they didnt bother using editing to crop out the top of the screen where they had left airplane mode on and the icon showing their screen was locked. and also showing that the phone couldnt find a mobile network.

what else is easy? not faking something like this and not commiting plagarism. why would you need take something like this [that was probably someone elses] and fake that it was done by you from twitter?

come on people. if you feel this sincere, at least make an effort to tell people in your own words. or credit the original creator of the message. i never use content without first notifying the creator that i plan to do so. and often times i ask them permission first. it's just a courtesy.

or edit your stolen material so it at least looks like it was yours. dont be those guys in china making fake psvitas and claiming they are handheld game systems.

my ps4 became self aware?!?

soo my ps4 decided to turn on out of its own accord while i was on the computer next to it. it fully booted up and began registering button commands and lighting up as if someone was using it. i dont even know where my controller is, but i unplugged the hell out of that thing IMMEDIATELY. 
is this something that the systems can do without any kind of physical contact to the consoles or remote input?
i know it is possible to hack into things like computers and game systems via the network they run on. but the privacy settings, customization, disabled apps and controls, and the fact that i dont believe i have EVER set up my ps4 on the network really blows that theory out. 
i honestly cannot figure out what was going on. i was about to do the thing all lonely adults do on their computers at 3am, what? WATCH PORN?!? YOU ARE SICK MISTER. i am a millenial! millenials dont "watch" porn, we "experience" it. 
skipping the fact that i cannot use vr tech or anything involving covering my eyes. and the fact that i was UPDATING MY PROGRAMS [perverts], and had yet to do much anything. the ps4 just kind of, turned on. i didnt touch it, nothing contacted the power button, it didnt move, and the controller is so far away it might as well be in siberia. there was LITERALLY no way it could have done what it did. 
which was suddenly start self booting up, then the hard disk began being used as it began to spin, then the light that signifies that the console is checking media [the green, yellow, and red lights] came on, then it began functioning as it would had someone shoved a disc in, and as i walked over i noticed that it was making a whirring noise and was fully booting up. 
so i unplugged that demon ass posessed son of a bitch and took three steps back. why 3? cause thats what the bible say- WHY DO YOU THINK? that mother !@#$er was lighting up like a christmas tree and i aint used that thing in six months. i was bout to make a damn salt ring and start quoting the bible. be like "and the women shall go out into the fields with nothing covering their lower halves. and they shall beat their bear breasts and roar." [i SHITE YOU NOT that is REAL SCRIPTUTRE right there.]
no, but seriously, i only had three steps till i was ass up on my bed. if i took any more steps id be a ghost, cause no human alive can pass through solid matter. [cept for trump. only solid matter he believes in are walls.]
but i cant figure what happened with this thing.