who hacked sony? was it north korea?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/technology/sony-hackers-methods-led-fbi-to-trace-attack-to-north-korea/ar-AA7SL1n?ocid=ASUDHP


not sloppy, but rather dubious. the hackers clearly had the means and information to hack into sony's computers and release information. north korea also had their internet shut down for a short period and they blamed the united states. the facts are that anyone guilty of the incredible crimes committed by the hackers would clearly not want to be caught or arrested. and anyone guilty of a serious crime would choose to shift blame to another person to avoid conviction; a person who nobody likes and/or who nobody would miss.
my guess is that the hackers may have used a program to hide or bounce their ip address to another location in case they were ever caught or hacked themselves. there is a simple program called "ipshark" that does just that. it doesn't mask or hide the users ip address, but rather bounces the signal to a randomly chosen ip address set by the user them selves. this makes any attempt to learn the users whereabouts impossible as the program reroutes potential hackers to another location. as such if homeland security or the federal government attempted to find the hackers they would instead find that the hackers were working from a completely different location.
now im not pro north korea nor am i against the american government. i simply believe in the justice system and in that belief i wish to see that no innocent man be convicted of something he did not do. i believe that the hackers may be attempting to blame north korea so that the united states takes action against them. the fact that north korea openly offered to join the united states in the hacking investigation before anyone else and before we even had any idea where to start looking also shows suspicion.
the first person to offer to join a manhunt often committed the crime. that said i believe we must first look into the facts at hand and the evidence on the table before sending the public into an uproar.

20 facts about sex: "i have a boner, does anyone have any invega?"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/20-weird-facts-about-sex-and-love/ss-BB5deUx?ocid=ASUDHP#image=21


my thoughts in order:

true.
true. specially if you live in the south.
false.
what...the fuck...is a "rom-com"? cant you just say "romantic comedy" for fucks sake? stop making up words!
thats not hard. just watch what you eat.
i call shenannigans!
anybody wanna comment?
again just watch what you eat.
yeah right. im nothing but humble and ive never even had a girl take interest in me.
yes, because all couples both work high paying jobs, have savings accounts, have no debt or bills, no kids to care for, and oodles of money they can spare.
wait what? ok then im free ladies! lets go shoot some innocent paper! whoooo!
actually it would morally ruin me and make me not only want to be alone to contemplate our relationship, but also make me not want to have sex or even be in the same room as her. rather just tell me you arent satisfied and i will do whatever it takes till you are.
wait, ew! oh god, youre both covered in semen, sweat, vaginal fluids, spit, and whatever things you used for lube or foreplay (ky jelly, food, nuru oil, or spermicide). yeah thats like making the worlds worst sandwich, yuk!
ok yeah, the previous comment again...
ok, what? love is a mental disorder? lets treat that crush with ritalin! whooo! whoo! wh- uuuuuhhhhhhh....wow man...i can see the color of air...
wait if marraige increases a mans bone strength does divorce weaken it?
wait what the hell? sex rash?! that sounds like a new brand of yeast infection cream. "sex rash! yeahhhh! if you have a yeast infection, try sex rash for your protection".
alright so i just fucked 10 guys, two goats, a girl, and five chickens...when do i start losing weight?
whoooo! yeeeaaah! shake that granny fanny! take it off- whoah god no! put it on! put it back on grandma!

dirty word of the season. (and the week) "tree boner"

Time for another word of the week.
This week's word(s),
"Tree boner"

So what is a tree boner? That's when you are attempting to decorate your Christmas trees and when you go to place the star on top and there is a large section of tree randomly sticking out on top.  Now to fix a situation like this you would normally trim the top of the tree.  But in reality this is not pruning but rather the neutering of your tree,  the trunk being the dock and the pine cone the balls.

dirty word of the week: turkish delight

well i believe its time for a new annual post. the dirty word of the week post. here i will pick a random word or collection of words and type them into the urban dictionary. then i will post the definition and my summary of each.
this weeks word: "turkish delight"
thought of after i remembered the chronicles of narnia book "the lion, witch, and the wardrobe". following a family whose parents never seem to make an appearance, a group of kids who should really be in school travel through a wardrobe in their attic that transports them to another world called narnia.
well theres a snow witch (anyone wondering why elsa turned evil? i blame rush limbah), theres a goatman (whose parents love story i would rather never know), and theres a lion jesus. the witch offers the boy "turkish delights" in exchange for information. and i thought "hey that totally sounds like a dirty sex thing".
so heres the urban dictionary result for "turkish delight":

1. a damn fine chocolate bar, although original turkish delight- the jelly stuff they sometimes put nuts in, made in turkey - is not usually eaten with chocolate. 0r is ''rose flavoured'' but a fry's turkish delight tastes damn good.
[mmm yum yum, rose flavored candy thats not really considered candy. can i just have the rose?]
2. A delicious kind of candy which you should definitely try when you visit Turkey. It is called "lokum" in Turkish. It is also used when talking about a beautiful woman.
[wait, women are referred to as "delicious candy". i know people who have earned their red wings and that aint strawberry filling that comes out my friend.]
3. a sweet confectionary food originating from turkey made from starch and sugar. variations include dates, pistachios and walnuts. can also be infused with rosewater, mastic and lemon. are finally coated in icing sugar and served. 
[wait its made from starch and sugar? yeah we have that too here in america, its called cinnamon toast. and doesnt a turkish delight already taste like roses? i might as well bite into a damn bouquet. and they take starch and sugar, mix it with dates or pistachios, and cover it in sugar filled icing? yeah sure, have fun with your sweet smelling bowel movement and the funeral after you go into a diabetic coma.]
4. An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.
[sounds like a hell of a saturday night. that, and who said a bisexual threeway involves a girl? what if its a bisexual guy and two gay guys? "hey suzie get in here! we need a favor!" also im assuming they mean two straight guys plowing the lower landing strips of a bisexual womans body while holding her in the air. cause gay people hate vaginas.]
5. A recipe really: 
1) Shave your balls 
2) Moisten said balls. 
3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar. 
4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged. 

[tired of that old lemon and chamomile tea? try our new ballzac tea! right so wouldnt you moisten the balls BEFORE shaving them? and wouldnt the powdered sugar turn to a slurry when mixed with the fluid? also moisten with what exactly? lighter fluid? and you cant offer to teabag your balls cause you USE your balls to teabag [anyone playing halo or destiny? my full first name is shitsherlock and my last name is noh].

6. Unexpected flatulence during oral sex.

[wait who farts now?]

7. A jellyish, rectangular candy with powdered sugar on the outside. 

In 'The Lion,The Witch, and The Wardrobe, youngest brother Edmund is offered magical turkish delights (his favorite candy) by the White Witch, who promises to give him more if he brings his sisters and brothers to her.

[and thus we reach our end. try watching that movie now without thinking of something dirty.]

a PSA to all the christians of the world: "stop being a d*ck!"

a message to the Christians of the world: please stop saying jesus hates gays and people who aren't white and all that bullsh*t. you only have ten laws and hating gays and lesbians, no cursing, no killing, turning the other ass cheek so you can be the worlds bitch, no sex before marriage, and giving money to people who in turn use it to build tax exempt property ARE NOT any of those laws.
    
also the bible says that Christians are not allowed to worship others before your god. that doesn't apply to people who DO NOT practice your religion, as only Christians follow the ten commandments. so stop trying to convert happy people to YOUR misery and pain. and please stop damning "nonbelievers" to hell, because you ARENT god and you are causing the rate of foreclosures and the homeless population to rise in hell. do you have any idea how pissed off satan is trying to find places for all these innocent people to go to?
    
I mean you are sending people to hell that probably don't even believe in the metaphysical theory of hell. please for the sake of immigration laws and property taxes, STOP BEING A BUNCH OF WHINEY BITCHES.  and to end my statement, please stop turning every damn thing jesus says into a freaking parable. yes the man was the son of god, but a man who went his entire life homeless, moneyless, loveless, sexless, fatherless, and void of any personal property WOULD obviously tell us to treat others as we wish to be treated.
    
the man was a bum born to the worlds most famous baby mama and he had nothing to his name besides turning water to wine and a holiday involving tree limbs. jesus said to treat others as we want to be treated, but the man was given everything he owned by the people he met, and never gave those people anything valuable in return besides philosophical wisdom. and he lived in the middle east, so jesus was probably indian, persian, israelian, north african, or maybe hindu.

so please Christians, don't be a d*ck to others when your savior was a freaking bum. at least buddah helped his community. gahndi starved himself but it was to end violence, and at least he was willing to kick someones ass if they got violent. jahova had a job and a wife. so please, stop being a d*ck.

my attempt at an erotica excerpt

then Alphonso carefully and swiftly picked Brittany up with his broad rippling shoulders and pulled her close to his chest. she could feel his heartbeat against her bare breasts as he flexed his biceps pulling her ever closer. Brittany could feel alphonsos sculpted abs rubbing her back.

as alphonsos long flowing raven hair gently caress the back of her bare neck she could feel her hairs standing on end, like a metaphor of what she could see happening below alphonsos waist. he began to slowly carry her up the stairs to his bedroom, each step like a thousand butterflies swarming her stomach. as Alphonso gently lay Brittany onto her bed and stare at her naked body with intruige, she stared back at him.

everything about Alphonso was firm and hard, like staring at addonis himself. Alphonso began to gently massage Brittany, rubbing her shoulders with oil. she knew she couldn't resist him any longer, and really she had been wishing for a chance to meet minds with the human addonis now slowly moving his hands down her back.

but could she really take the risk? after all, today wasn't one of her safe days. Brittany closed her eyes and prepared herself, she couldn't avoid the impossible any longer."

stories from the interim: blind ambition

death surrounds us, it drives us to do things that we would otherwise never attempt. the fear of our demise drives the logic and facts out of our mind. but it is nothing more than the shedding of our physical existence, a way for us to be free of our mortal bonds. as the saying goes: "death is only the beginning". the facts are easy to follow and understand, albeit complicated. it is much easier to believe in a delusion created by our fragile psyche than to accept an inevitable truth.

humans are the only living creatures on earth that know they will one day die. animals, plants, the periodic elements; they know nothing about death. the knowledge of death creates a fear of our lives ending. and when directly faced with death we attempt to flee from it. but the fact is that all things one day cease to exist. nothing is immune to the ravages caused by the sands of time.

there are many things in this universe that we have yet to understand. for anyone who has suffered at the lifeless hands of the reaper, we wonder what happens after death. is life really all we put into it?  I mean is it really true that no mater what we do we only have one life to live? if we only get one chance and we cease to exist upon death, then why would life be worth living? what is the point in living a life that has no value?

death comes for us all, as an inevitable supernova, and yet we deny it. we fight, we scream, we kick, we run, and we refuse to give in till our last breath. we as humans refuse the truth and the inevitable, and instead accept the lies and reflections in our souls. we would rather believe a happy peaceful lie fabricated by others than accept a horrible desolate truth we discovered ourselves.

move past the lies, fly beyond fictions tantalizing gaze, find the light, and find your way. accept the truth and deny despair any hold upon your heart. find the truth within the lies, and the lies within the truth. you cannot always trust what your eyes can see, and suspension of disbelief is often your best friend. forgive and NEVER FORGET, do not hate because of actions against you, and remember your name.

blind ambition creates fallen empires and broken bridges. absolute power absolutely corrupts only the corruptible. for the forest one can destroy the trees. to forget the sacrifices we have made to a better life is to make history repeat itself. artifacts from our past, present, and future are nothing more than material goods. I prefer to remember history for the lives sacrificed and the love shared.