http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/20-weird-facts-about-sex-and-love/ss-BB5deUx?ocid=ASUDHP#image=21
my thoughts in order:
true.
true. specially if you live in the south.
false.
what...the fuck...is a "rom-com"? cant you just say "romantic comedy" for fucks sake? stop making up words!
thats not hard. just watch what you eat.
i call shenannigans!
anybody wanna comment?
again just watch what you eat.
yeah right. im nothing but humble and ive never even had a girl take interest in me.
yes, because all couples both work high paying jobs, have savings accounts, have no debt or bills, no kids to care for, and oodles of money they can spare.
wait what? ok then im free ladies! lets go shoot some innocent paper! whoooo!
actually it would morally ruin me and make me not only want to be alone to contemplate our relationship, but also make me not want to have sex or even be in the same room as her. rather just tell me you arent satisfied and i will do whatever it takes till you are.
wait, ew! oh god, youre both covered in semen, sweat, vaginal fluids, spit, and whatever things you used for lube or foreplay (ky jelly, food, nuru oil, or spermicide). yeah thats like making the worlds worst sandwich, yuk!
ok yeah, the previous comment again...
ok, what? love is a mental disorder? lets treat that crush with ritalin! whooo! whoo! wh- uuuuuhhhhhhh....wow man...i can see the color of air...
wait if marraige increases a mans bone strength does divorce weaken it?
wait what the hell? sex rash?! that sounds like a new brand of yeast infection cream. "sex rash! yeahhhh! if you have a yeast infection, try sex rash for your protection".
alright so i just fucked 10 guys, two goats, a girl, and five chickens...when do i start losing weight?
whoooo! yeeeaaah! shake that granny fanny! take it off- whoah god no! put it on! put it back on grandma!
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