reading minds

human anatomy is nothing but a complex living computer. just as computers use electrical signals combined with binary code to complete actions, the human body uses electrical signals and muscles to complete actions. the human rain and body can do incredible things, but one misconception is that we can access 100% of our brains and become some kind of super hero. we can only access so much brain power before we reach our limit, as certain functions like breathing, digestion, heart rate, and our immune system are controlled by unconscious thought. if we were to override those instinctual actions to aquire 100% of our brains we would die within minutes.
if moving a muscle or speaking as nothing more than an electrical impulse, then theoretically we could read other peoples minds by thinking on that same frequency. in the same manor if we had full control of our brains we could make ourselves immortal [by releasing large amounts of melotonin and sending signals from our brains to our injuries and willingly cause them to heal.] or even shapeshift.

infinite lives in super mario world

this one is probably not needed but whatever. in the super Mario world yoshis island you can obtain near infinite lives via two ways that are simple.
you need the cape powerup first and  the green switch palace unactivated. once starting the green switch palace level you will see a red shell next to a blue p switch near a brown frown block. pick up the red shell and toss it at the left wall, cape spin [b button] and stop the shell as close to the left wall as possible, then use the spin jump [r button] and bounce the shell into the air. be sure you jump without accidentally sending the shell flying to the right. if you do this right you can gain points that stack till you earn a 1 up. [max 20 consistent 1 ups].

[UPDATE!] infinite money in pokemon alpha sapphire/omega ruby

if you are having trouble getting money in the recent pokemon games [omega ruby and alpha sapphire] there is a simple way to get spare cash. to do this you must have 1. beaten both Roxanne [level 15 max. I suggest using shroomish, mudkip, lotad, wingull, or combusken if you battle with torchic like crazy] and brawly [bumped down to level 16 max. I suggest tailow, wingull, torchic/combusken w/ flying type move.]  [the gym leaders]. and 2. gotten the tm "thief" from the team aqua grunt in the museum in slateport. after that you teach thief to any high level pokemon that can learn it, being sure that it has no held items. then simply use the search feature in the dexnav that lets you look for wild pokemon by clicking their icon and searching near tall grass. [you can only do this if you have caught the pokemon.] when the pokemon pops out you need to slowly move towards it. get close enough and the search feature should tell you the pokemons level, first move [generally an egg move], ability [typically use this to find secret abilities like a wurmple with run away.], and whether the pokemon has a hold item [and thusly what that item is]. find and battle pokemon with items [any held item will do], battle them, then use "thief" to steal the pokemons item.

repeating this method can allow you to get near infinite numbers of items from various wild pokemon quite early in the game. [which helps with buying items you REALLY want.] this method is also a bit more efficient than using pokemon with the "pickup" ability [as every battle wont guarantee an item. 10% means 1 battle out of every 10 gets an item.]

for this method to be less frustrating its best you walk into the pokemon that your dexnav search expunges from the tall grass as missing them [via moving too fast, annoying npc's moving I your way while trying to walk, running into normal wild pokemon while walking towards the magic spot of majestic black mystery, or other methods of screwing up.] typically causes the dexnav search function to turn around and kick you in the grapes.

just use thief on pokemon that the dexnav lists holding various items. then sell those items. [I have so much stolen honey from surskits I could make a cleptomaniac bee shit its draws.]

[UPDATE!]

ok so another way for infinite money that is a bit les complicated:
past mauville city is four boulders you can use rock smash on. [located above the winstrate family house]. simply smash the boulders using rock smash [try zigzagoon as it can learn cut, rock smash, surf, and its pickup ability helps you get more items in the case you run into geodude]. just smash the four boulders, grab whatever comes out, then go into the winstrate house, leave, and re-smash the four boulders.
I got tons of pearls, big pearls, stardust, ethers, max ethers, soft sand, hard stones, and other items that I sold to get ass loads of money.
this method is simpler in gathering money quickly.

[you can also equip a luck incense/amulet coin and rebattle the trainers using the dexnav. be warned that if you don't have at least two pokemon above level 22 or so you may get your ass kicked in the effort to spam trainers.]

[also using the lunch room in new mauville with the above items also gets you money quick, but only if you manage to defeat the trainers in one hit. finish the battles In the turns specified by the food you order and you get a free nugget.]

darksiders 2 gnomad gnomes - [GET THE FIRST GNOME EARLY WITHOUT THE VOID WALKER!]

right so to get the first gnome early: equip a hammer and scythes [duh], go into the water just below the bottom of the stairway that leads to the voidwalker portal on the ceiling, then wall run and jump repeatedly till you are touching the ceiling [starting on the left works best], jump from ceiling height, swing the scythes twice [making sure you are facing the stairs], then immediately follow up by pressing and holding the hammer button till you do a ground pound. if done right you should land on the bottom step. walk up the stairs and boom! theres your early gnome room, your super special awesome burger meal of chests, and a boatman coin. yay!

http://www.ign.com/wikis/darksiders-2/GnoMAD%27s_Gnomes

who hacked sony? was it north korea?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/technology/sony-hackers-methods-led-fbi-to-trace-attack-to-north-korea/ar-AA7SL1n?ocid=ASUDHP


not sloppy, but rather dubious. the hackers clearly had the means and information to hack into sony's computers and release information. north korea also had their internet shut down for a short period and they blamed the united states. the facts are that anyone guilty of the incredible crimes committed by the hackers would clearly not want to be caught or arrested. and anyone guilty of a serious crime would choose to shift blame to another person to avoid conviction; a person who nobody likes and/or who nobody would miss.
my guess is that the hackers may have used a program to hide or bounce their ip address to another location in case they were ever caught or hacked themselves. there is a simple program called "ipshark" that does just that. it doesn't mask or hide the users ip address, but rather bounces the signal to a randomly chosen ip address set by the user them selves. this makes any attempt to learn the users whereabouts impossible as the program reroutes potential hackers to another location. as such if homeland security or the federal government attempted to find the hackers they would instead find that the hackers were working from a completely different location.
now im not pro north korea nor am i against the american government. i simply believe in the justice system and in that belief i wish to see that no innocent man be convicted of something he did not do. i believe that the hackers may be attempting to blame north korea so that the united states takes action against them. the fact that north korea openly offered to join the united states in the hacking investigation before anyone else and before we even had any idea where to start looking also shows suspicion.
the first person to offer to join a manhunt often committed the crime. that said i believe we must first look into the facts at hand and the evidence on the table before sending the public into an uproar.

20 facts about sex: "i have a boner, does anyone have any invega?"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/20-weird-facts-about-sex-and-love/ss-BB5deUx?ocid=ASUDHP#image=21


my thoughts in order:

true.
true. specially if you live in the south.
false.
what...the fuck...is a "rom-com"? cant you just say "romantic comedy" for fucks sake? stop making up words!
thats not hard. just watch what you eat.
i call shenannigans!
anybody wanna comment?
again just watch what you eat.
yeah right. im nothing but humble and ive never even had a girl take interest in me.
yes, because all couples both work high paying jobs, have savings accounts, have no debt or bills, no kids to care for, and oodles of money they can spare.
wait what? ok then im free ladies! lets go shoot some innocent paper! whoooo!
actually it would morally ruin me and make me not only want to be alone to contemplate our relationship, but also make me not want to have sex or even be in the same room as her. rather just tell me you arent satisfied and i will do whatever it takes till you are.
wait, ew! oh god, youre both covered in semen, sweat, vaginal fluids, spit, and whatever things you used for lube or foreplay (ky jelly, food, nuru oil, or spermicide). yeah thats like making the worlds worst sandwich, yuk!
ok yeah, the previous comment again...
ok, what? love is a mental disorder? lets treat that crush with ritalin! whooo! whoo! wh- uuuuuhhhhhhh....wow man...i can see the color of air...
wait if marraige increases a mans bone strength does divorce weaken it?
wait what the hell? sex rash?! that sounds like a new brand of yeast infection cream. "sex rash! yeahhhh! if you have a yeast infection, try sex rash for your protection".
alright so i just fucked 10 guys, two goats, a girl, and five chickens...when do i start losing weight?
whoooo! yeeeaaah! shake that granny fanny! take it off- whoah god no! put it on! put it back on grandma!

dirty word of the season. (and the week) "tree boner"

Time for another word of the week.
This week's word(s),
"Tree boner"

So what is a tree boner? That's when you are attempting to decorate your Christmas trees and when you go to place the star on top and there is a large section of tree randomly sticking out on top.  Now to fix a situation like this you would normally trim the top of the tree.  But in reality this is not pruning but rather the neutering of your tree,  the trunk being the dock and the pine cone the balls.