gold part 2 - Eden

Gold part 2 – Eden

 

The Garden of Eden probably still exists somewhere out there. To find the fountain of youth it would require finding the origin of all water and life on the planet. There would need to be pure natural mineral water and lush vegetation, as well as deep ascending caves, many animals, and, lots of food to eat.

As there has been three mass extinctions in our planets history (flood and two meteors) the garden of Eden and the fountain of youth would not be above ground or the water, but rather somewhere deep under the earth’s surface covered by many mineral, rare stones and metals, layers of fossils and dinosaur bones, and at the bottom would be a large body of water.

The location would be in northern Africa, southern Europe, western Asia, southeastern United States of America, and eastern South America. Somewhere in that large circle of land and sea are the Garden of Eden and the fountain of youth. The polar ice caps would also contain trace elements of the garden and fountain as well.

As such, deep under the frozen wasteland is a large ancient forest that contains the answers to the origin of all life on earth. As snow and ice works as insulation, there could very well be an ancient thriving rainforest deep within the frozen tundra of the north and south poles. The plants could easily survive off the freshwater glaciers dripping down into them.

And even without the sun, the plants could adapt and live. Deep deep under all the ice is plants, and way under that could possibly be a volcano that provides light and heat. One day we will learn what lies under the ice and where the garden and fountain is. And that will be the end of all life on our planet.

gold (part 1)

Gold

09-30-2013

I wonder if it is possible that the cause for the gold rush in California was actually a meteorite that crashed into the planet eons before. If a large mass of rock containing large amounts of gold and other various materials slammed into the planet, the resulting explosion and impact would spray the gold and other materials in that entire area.

Over the years erosion would take the gold dust and spread it into the local water supply. Over time the gold dust would sink into the lake and stream bed and create the streams of gold found. The gold that remains in the ground would be slowly covered by the layers of topsoil and clay, eventually creating the many caverns containing the gold harvested throughout the Alaskan and Californian gold rush.

It is possible that all precious minerals, diamond, platinum, gold, silver, copper, and other valuable minerals could have   originated from outside sources. In other words meteors that have crashed into our planet’s surface over the years. Which would make those materials a gift from the heavens above.

In this case, the gold, silver, and gems that we use and sell freely, aren’t even ours. Diamond and iron would technically be the only precious materials that are factually ours to use. Also the fact that most diamonds are found in Africa would actually make sense. As Africa is the central remaining piece left from the supercontinent of Pangaea.

As this theory is that means that the more diamonds and coal you find, the closer you are to the origin of all life on earth. To add on, the closer you get to the perfect mix of life and riches the closer you get to the origin of man.

astronomy vs. religion

Astronomy

09-23/2013

 

Is astronomy really different from religion? In astronomy what we do is search into the skies above and into the ground below in order to understand what there is out there and how our planet works. In astronomy we search for heavenly bodies besides ourselves, and for other worlds and planets like our own.

We look forward further and further out into a blank unknown hoping to find a cause and reason for why we exist and who we really are. We search for meaning, understanding, hope, faith, and for where we can go once our lives and homes are destroyed.

In religion we look to the heavens for guidance and we look into the world below to find out how to live outside the realm of suffering. We look into the heavens to heavenly gods, to give us directions to live our lives. In religion there are nearly infinite gods and demons we can worship. We look to them for guidance and when our lives get rough.

We look further and further into our beliefs and faith and travel to others trying to teach our ways. Nobody can say for sure if what we believe is even true. We try to find our place and our origin in this vast world of ours. We look to a new home for us when we pass on. And hope that there is more for us than just what we can know, see, feel, and experience.

what is your opinion?

the truth about hitler

the people who believe that the holocaust never happened are idiots. they believe that chuck Norris went back in time and punched hitler, opening a vortex to pluto and sucking hitler into it. the reason why nasa declassified pluto as a planet is because hitler is rebuilding his Nazi army there and has plans to attack earth as a horde of evil aliens. he has contracted a plan with the greys and the lizard people to attack earth in two years. nasa is secretly working for hitler and declassifies pluto as a planet so that nobody would go looking around space and see hitlers secret base of operations, where he secretly works with sadam Hussein and bin laden on finishing his plans. there is limited time left before the attack, so stock up and buy lots of food. or message me about tickets to a space shuttle to mars so we can all escape the attack.
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and if you read this entire thing then you should know that it is utter crap. if you think its true then "like" this status. if you have a better idea then add it below. if you have a complaint then call my customer support line at 1-800-382-5968

the adventures of joshua dildo episode 8

THATS RIIIGHT! HEEEES BACK! guess who's back. will the real slim shady please stand up? who's the real slim shady? no, seriously, who the fuck is slim shady? sounds like a new flavor of slim jim. now when we last left Joshua dildo he was traveling through the magic candy can e forest while jacking off a hippo cat.
by the way this episode of Joshua dildo is brough to you by "U R HOMO ron paul 2012 PLZ FEED SKWIRREL". nothing makes you feel cleaner than "U R HOMO ron paul 2012 PLZ FEED SKWIRREL".
yes, Joshua dildo was on his way to the hospital to be treated for his convulsive penisistus and his rectal cancer given to him by radioactive guy. unfortunately due to obamacare recently being released and the government being shut down he was being forced to walk to the home of fox news and tell them they suck. the fingerfucking uncle sam sex doll following him was eager to rape his wallet.
meanwhile batman was confused as a new transformers movie was coming out and because he was being forced into the past to arkham origins. all batman wanted was a fucking nap and to retire side by side with his other personalities burce wayne and captain fufumonkeycrotch. he was about to jump off the stairs from boredom.
remember the alimony says the courthouse. remember my ass I says. damnit im man backwards is damnit im mad, despite both the spaces, the fact that damnit is spelled "damnit" and not "dammit". well m done and im off to eat a rootbeer and drink a sandwich. so suck it and fcuk it people.

an ode to a friend: cause i've got a flower (overseas)

I'VE GOT A FLOWER (OVERSEAS)

Girls on the left, girls on the right;
Neither of them I need.
Sunshiney days and spirits at ease,
Cause I've got a flower (overseas).

The sun goes up, must come down.
The stars at night light the town.
The rockets red glare gives fire to the heart.
Intertwined forever, never apart.

The comets tail flows with ease.
I've got a flower (overseas).

in a cluster of thorns grows the perfect rose.
So much joy tingling in my toes.
No matter the pain or troubles I see,
No need to fret, I've got a flower (overseas).

When you fall I will be there.
See the sunshine in your hair.
What labors are lost among the stars in space.
The joy that comes when I see your face.

I wish you joy and a life of love.
That fate brings you luck from skies above.

Though we sit so far,
we can watch the sun.
Always together,
gods will be done.

Nothing left i want, have everything I need.
Cause I have a flower (overseas).
this poem is dedicated to my flower overseas. my dear friend I have known for about five years now. I have enjoyed every day that we have known each other and wouldn't trade anyone else for her. one of the best friends I have ever had and by far the one who has been with me the longest. I wish her the best of luck and hope she finishes school healthy and happy.

LUST (part 3 of 7): the 7 deadly sins and why they can be good

the three "r's" and the deadly three "b's"

the only reason strip clubs are kept open is because governments can tax them. strip clubs are no different from brothels and whores. women and men expose them selves and are forced todo sexual favors for men and women who have no respect for themselves or the person getting their rocks off. strip clubs force otherwise reasonable and nice people to do things that make everyone involved shower each night to wash away the disgusting white shame that covers their life.
prostitutes are basically strippers owned by pimps who beat them daily and force them to have sex with people. sometimes strip clubs have good hearted owners who actually care about the people who work there. if the girl says no and you still try the bouncer throws you out. but the fact is that the only miniscule difference between the two is that the government can tax strip clubs.
unless I was trying to help someone you wouldn't see me in a strip club. hooters and the tilted kilt are barely two steps behind, using women and unimplied sex to sell food and drinks. and the men there have no respect for the female workers. who are forced to wear short shorts and tops with push up bras just to work a job. and what do the male tilted kilt workers wear? normal wiater white tee shits and an irish kilt. you want to make it seem irish? make the damn men carry bagpipes and make them learn to play, hell why not an irish drinking song for birthday parties? courtesans were prostitues funded by the government in Italy and nobody complained. regulation, religion, and rules has turned a once great society into a war zone of bras, bombs, bullets, and blood. the "three r's" that has created the deadly "three b's".

LUST
L.ONGING for
U.NDERSTANDING
S.EXUAL
T.RUTH

ok well onto the subject of todays lesson- wait, I was supposed to teach?! WELL  FUCK! WHERE THE HELL IS MY LESSON PLAN?! no, NO DONT EAT THAT! well then, since my dog has eaten my lesson plan for today I guess I cant teach. wait- whats that? if I don't teach im fired? well I fucked your mom last night so what do you have to say to that?! oh, shes dead? um, then how about your dad? would that work? whatever....
well enough of that confusing shit, onto the subject, lust. yes lust, a deadly sin that can rip a man in half, turn his heart and mind inside out, and leave him drowning in an ocean of his own self sacrifice and pity. a state of mind than can turn entire empires against themselves and create the downfall of mankind. a feeling that can take the truth and recreate every lie in its image. lust, the killer of man, and the taker of lost souls.
lust is the feelings of sexual attraction to someone next to you, yes that gaydar needle is pointing straight up your ass. lust is not bound by gender roles or race, and if it had to choose a side it would be the better side till it found one more appealing. it is the feelings that drive a mans dick into the life of a person he doesn't love. and the feeling that will drive a womans vaginal cavern to provide shadow and housing for a man whose life lacks any detail or prologue.
lust is sexual attraction for anyone or anything that turns a person on. it has no boundries as people can be easily influenced by drugs, alcohol, and just being generally horny. people get turned on and many do not have the willpower to resist fucking everything that makes their moral compass hard as rock. lust only lasts as long as you can be turned on byt nothing but exterior imagery.
lust is a sin because it involves idolworship and sexual feelings for people you neither love or care about. people have sex and fuck things that in no way will benefit god or society. but I am not here to talk god, hell no and fuck that; I don't have plans to scream religion into peoples ears, not now and not ever. I do not believe in telling happy people that what they do is wrong.
while lust is a horrible abomination that leaves empires in ruin, it is not entirely a bad thing. lust is critical in establishing a good relationship, and integral to the advancement of mankind. without the sexual attraction we feel for others, whether we act on it or not, what would inspire us to do great things. john hinkly's attempted assassination of the president was spawned by his sexual feelijngs for a femal actor. im not saying that assassination is a good thing or to kill the president, actually DO NO TRY TO KILL THE FUCKING PRESIDENT. SERIOUSLY I WILL FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. how? I LIVE IN YOUR CLOSET! HEHEHE.... but the attempted assassination led to inspiration for a second term as president. simply put, lust can inspire others to do things they would normally never do.
when people wish to establish a successful relationhip they better be physically attracted to each other. relationships are 30% lust, 30% love, 30% compromise, 5% sex, 4% family, and 1% other. if you aren't physically attracted to the person you are dating or marrying then you probably wont ever bee physically attracted. and that 30% fills with something else; porn, strip clubs, cheating, fighting, expensive cars or jewelry, sports, violence, or even murder.
no matter how good a person may be inside if they aren't physically appealing to you then how could you stand to see them every day? if you can stomach the way someone looks then how can you avoid vomiting every morning you see them? im not saying that you could never love and ugly person. if you are blind then you will become sexually attracted to other aspects than physical on a person. as such physical attraction can be overcome if you care enough about what a person is like.
personality can overcome looks, but without personality or intelligence not even the worlds most attractive man or woman is even worth being friends with. I would turn down a thousand porn stars and supermodels for one single mother with a compassionate heart. some people (like ashton kuthcher or Daniel tosh) are just assholes inside and you wish someone would KICK THEIR ASS. women and men with nothing but looks and no character or brains are only good as long as their looks last, and with the lack of Edward Cullen copying machnes, relationships based off lust are only doomed to fail in a fireball of sadness and misery.
lust is important as it leads to confrontation. when two guys like the same girl they compete to be her boyfriend (or in the case of the beatles four guys who were amazing musicians end their award winning career because of one single Asian). competition is important in the advancement of any species, otherwise why the hell try to be better? (though I think sports are gay as hell).
lust by itself is a bad thing for anyone, but lust combined with compassion and understanding leads to a better future (I now fuse my lust, compassion, and understanding using polymerization in order to summon........A BETTER FUTURE!! wait, nobody cares about yugioh? well DUH!) the fact is that lust is not always a bad thing...but strip clubs and prostitutes are.