THATS RIIIGHT! HEEEES BACK! guess who's back. will the real slim shady please stand up? who's the real slim shady? no, seriously, who the fuck is slim shady? sounds like a new flavor of slim jim. now when we last left Joshua dildo he was traveling through the magic candy can e forest while jacking off a hippo cat.
by the way this episode of Joshua dildo is brough to you by "U R HOMO ron paul 2012 PLZ FEED SKWIRREL". nothing makes you feel cleaner than "U R HOMO ron paul 2012 PLZ FEED SKWIRREL".
yes, Joshua dildo was on his way to the hospital to be treated for his convulsive penisistus and his rectal cancer given to him by radioactive guy. unfortunately due to obamacare recently being released and the government being shut down he was being forced to walk to the home of fox news and tell them they suck. the fingerfucking uncle sam sex doll following him was eager to rape his wallet.
meanwhile batman was confused as a new transformers movie was coming out and because he was being forced into the past to arkham origins. all batman wanted was a fucking nap and to retire side by side with his other personalities burce wayne and captain fufumonkeycrotch. he was about to jump off the stairs from boredom.
remember the alimony says the courthouse. remember my ass I says. damnit im man backwards is damnit im mad, despite both the spaces, the fact that damnit is spelled "damnit" and not "dammit". well m done and im off to eat a rootbeer and drink a sandwich. so suck it and fcuk it people.
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