i dont know why the caged kill deers - another animal event!

Well I've been watching a Killdeer all day. Pretty funny shit watching the stupidity of them faking broken tail feathers while we repair the rv. On a pile of rocks in plain view is not the best place for a nest. Specially that I just Larned there is a huge freaking cat roaming around. like a bug fluffy cat that freely goes in and out of the complex. 
they built their nest RIGHT IN FRONT of a frikin' rv trailer in plain sight. like LITERALLY the worst place to make a nest to raise your kids. like living in a home on the back of a hauling truck that ran out of gas after crossing halfway across an active set of train tracks. besides other predators like snakes, other birds, rats, muskrats, and invasive pests. the literal worst possible thing that threatens a bird nest is a cat.
like if the birds could talk:
male bird [in the voice of archer]: look you made a terrible decision in where you built this nest.
female bird: i dont get why its so bad. its near the trail
male bird: no.
female bird: its surrounded by plants and weeds
male bird: NO
female bird: its got plenty of bugs and places to roost
male bird: no NO
female bird: and over there is a watery area where we can catch-
male bird: NO! 
female bird: whats so bad about this specific location?!
male bird [again in archers voice]: are you kidding me? there is NO PROTECTION FROM PREDATORS! AND BEHIND US IS SOMEONES FREAKING HOUSE!
female bird: well technically its a trailer...
male bird: and what if it f**king rains? what if theres wind? what then sheryl?!
female bird: well then we fake that we broke our asses till- 
male bird: till they what? TRY TO EAT US?!
female bird: well its a defensive tool-
male bird: well i will remember that WHILE I AM BEING EATEN!
female bird: well we can always run to the grassy area over there where the water is. i mean we can hide there and eat there...
male cat: and what if...a cat comes after us?
female bird: well we CAN fly.....
male bird: but our children cant!
female bird: well I LIKE IT and we are staying!
male bird: ,.....[is staring over at the grass near the water]
female bird: what? what is it? carl...carl....CARL....CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL-
male bird: shut up sheryl!
female bird: what are you staring at?!
male bird: theres a f*cking cat RIGHT THERE in front of thee fence!
female bird: well then lets get ready to protect the nest.
male bird: protect the nes- PROTEECT THE NEST?! THATS A FREAKING CAT SHERYL! 
female bird: well there could be worse things trying to eat us
male bird: worse- wait are you ser- THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST POSSIBLE PREDATOR THAT COULD TRY TO EAT US!
female bird: well i hope he eats you first!
male bird: well screw you! and i hope you are happy that we are now neighbors WITH A FREAKING CAT!

and now bird theatre is over. 
ENJOY THE PICS!

and to discuss this birds name... why "killdeer"? i know its because its call sounds like its shreiking "kill-deer!" but who comes up with this stuff? do they focus test the call like an audio Rorschach? or is it like, "hey you eight people in here enjoy that drugged coffee there. we will be in the other room listening to what you think you hear when we play the birds call." like, play it forwards and you hear stairway to heaven. play backwards and you hear a hail to satan. play it sideways and youll hear your cat singing marylin manson. turn off the lights, lock the doors, grab the butter knife, and what do you get? you get a dark house and a person who looks like an idiot....and no sliced butter.