another dumb article [lets eat some ethanol! (or 56 NOT so great ways to eat corn)]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/recipes/56-great-ways-to-eat-corn/ss-AAcLACq



ok so that's nice.....now lets see another article; one that lists 56 NOT so great ways to eat corn. and lets try to stay away from anything derogatory. like corn fried bull testes or something. well here we go:

im only listing 30:

1. out of the dirt.
2. popcorn made on a farm next to an anal thermometer testing plant
3. off the turn table from the music video to "anaconda" [you know the one with nikki manaj]
4. from anywhere NEAR a nuclear testing site
5. from Edward cullens ass
6. popcorn served at a hepatitis awareness meeting
7. with a sitophiliac
8. with a Chremastistophiliac...cause the corn would probably never make it home....
9. with a nasophiliac....good luck describing the smell...
10. with Charlie sheen and a drug lord
11. with stir fried octopus penis
12. out of a giant stir fried dung beetle.
13. with deep fried pig intestines.
14. while watching "the hulk"
15. out of a hose inserted into an ethanol fueled engine.
16. out of a pair of pants given to you by tommy lee
17. corn on the cob.....only the cob is a live python.
18. number 1. with number 4. while you do number 14.
19. served in a side salad made from poison ivy, poison oak, skunk spray for salad dressing, and with the president of fox telling you about their next movie based off a popular franchise
20. while a fan of the simpsons explains homers progression as a good father compared to peter griffins intellect.
21. insert your own here
22. while reading this god damn stupid list.
23. while your mother explains why she is dating the guy you just met 3 months ago who was breaking into your house
24. while a  Chremastistophiliac, a mysophiliac, and a Coprophagiac have a conversation about the importance of cleanliness.
25. number 1. with a Mysophiliac next to you.
26. Me paseo bolas de demolición, mientras que despluma pollos muertos para ganarse la vida, ¿qué hacer?
27. from a milk farm that only uses bulls
28. while looking up at the sky, in a four way intersection, in the middle of a gay pride parade, on a Tuesday.
29. Ich bin ein wenig Teekanne kurz und dick. hier ist mein Penis, schau! its my Auslauf!
30. after a "copraphiliacs awareness meeting" in a building located directly between a waste treatment plant and a local waste management center.

want more lists? just ask. don't like something I say? go ride a wrecking ball and pluck a chicken.