anyone up for trades? [pokemon]

right so i have a ton of shiny pokemon and rare pokemon with their special abilities and special moves. but i need a shitload of evolutionary stones here to evolve them. i have pokemon x and alpha sapphire both so anyone who wants to trade me pokemon holding evo stones please comment below.

pussy logging sentient trees.

Im all for the logging industry as we need the materials made from the wood of trees. But not the senseless destruction of beautiful mother earth. If they planted new trees after cutting down old ones we could still use the lumber for resources. Of course thats still kind of screwed up, i mean what if you learned that the only reason you were born is so you can watch your parents, friends, and neigbors be murdered in front of you and then watch yoursef be killed as new babies are beng raised to suffer the same fate. Then imagine you are paralyzed and can do NOTHING to stop that ruthless slaughter....god thats horrible.

pussy gustafaba word of the week

Gustafaba - verb

The term for when you pour canned beans into a bowl, walk up to a stranger, then flip the bowl onto their head and yell "gustafaba!"

Can also be used as an exclamation for something so fucked up that no word in the English language suits it.

(Direct translation: Spanish for "lots beans")

pussy! the perverted view test. (for ratings)

To anyone who reads these posts, this is a simple test. I am going to put the word "pussy" in my post titles for a while. I am interested in seeing how it affects the number of page views. Alas if you come here to see pornography, too bad. Try bang bros, xhamster, wankdb, xvideos, or go steal a playboy.
or just get a life. You can have mine if you want.
what? Oh you thought I was going to be all smart? Come one people im still an honest ass (btw have you seen the little guy supposed to be riding me down the grand canyon? He left me with these people visiting for a tour and went to take a leak. Its been days now and ive eaten the tourists and im beginning to starve. What a way to go...a donkey starving to death in the grand canyon...)

reading minds

human anatomy is nothing but a complex living computer. just as computers use electrical signals combined with binary code to complete actions, the human body uses electrical signals and muscles to complete actions. the human rain and body can do incredible things, but one misconception is that we can access 100% of our brains and become some kind of super hero. we can only access so much brain power before we reach our limit, as certain functions like breathing, digestion, heart rate, and our immune system are controlled by unconscious thought. if we were to override those instinctual actions to aquire 100% of our brains we would die within minutes.
if moving a muscle or speaking as nothing more than an electrical impulse, then theoretically we could read other peoples minds by thinking on that same frequency. in the same manor if we had full control of our brains we could make ourselves immortal [by releasing large amounts of melotonin and sending signals from our brains to our injuries and willingly cause them to heal.] or even shapeshift.

infinite lives in super mario world

this one is probably not needed but whatever. in the super Mario world yoshis island you can obtain near infinite lives via two ways that are simple.
you need the cape powerup first and  the green switch palace unactivated. once starting the green switch palace level you will see a red shell next to a blue p switch near a brown frown block. pick up the red shell and toss it at the left wall, cape spin [b button] and stop the shell as close to the left wall as possible, then use the spin jump [r button] and bounce the shell into the air. be sure you jump without accidentally sending the shell flying to the right. if you do this right you can gain points that stack till you earn a 1 up. [max 20 consistent 1 ups].

[UPDATE!] infinite money in pokemon alpha sapphire/omega ruby

if you are having trouble getting money in the recent pokemon games [omega ruby and alpha sapphire] there is a simple way to get spare cash. to do this you must have 1. beaten both Roxanne [level 15 max. I suggest using shroomish, mudkip, lotad, wingull, or combusken if you battle with torchic like crazy] and brawly [bumped down to level 16 max. I suggest tailow, wingull, torchic/combusken w/ flying type move.]  [the gym leaders]. and 2. gotten the tm "thief" from the team aqua grunt in the museum in slateport. after that you teach thief to any high level pokemon that can learn it, being sure that it has no held items. then simply use the search feature in the dexnav that lets you look for wild pokemon by clicking their icon and searching near tall grass. [you can only do this if you have caught the pokemon.] when the pokemon pops out you need to slowly move towards it. get close enough and the search feature should tell you the pokemons level, first move [generally an egg move], ability [typically use this to find secret abilities like a wurmple with run away.], and whether the pokemon has a hold item [and thusly what that item is]. find and battle pokemon with items [any held item will do], battle them, then use "thief" to steal the pokemons item.

repeating this method can allow you to get near infinite numbers of items from various wild pokemon quite early in the game. [which helps with buying items you REALLY want.] this method is also a bit more efficient than using pokemon with the "pickup" ability [as every battle wont guarantee an item. 10% means 1 battle out of every 10 gets an item.]

for this method to be less frustrating its best you walk into the pokemon that your dexnav search expunges from the tall grass as missing them [via moving too fast, annoying npc's moving I your way while trying to walk, running into normal wild pokemon while walking towards the magic spot of majestic black mystery, or other methods of screwing up.] typically causes the dexnav search function to turn around and kick you in the grapes.

just use thief on pokemon that the dexnav lists holding various items. then sell those items. [I have so much stolen honey from surskits I could make a cleptomaniac bee shit its draws.]

[UPDATE!]

ok so another way for infinite money that is a bit les complicated:
past mauville city is four boulders you can use rock smash on. [located above the winstrate family house]. simply smash the boulders using rock smash [try zigzagoon as it can learn cut, rock smash, surf, and its pickup ability helps you get more items in the case you run into geodude]. just smash the four boulders, grab whatever comes out, then go into the winstrate house, leave, and re-smash the four boulders.
I got tons of pearls, big pearls, stardust, ethers, max ethers, soft sand, hard stones, and other items that I sold to get ass loads of money.
this method is simpler in gathering money quickly.

[you can also equip a luck incense/amulet coin and rebattle the trainers using the dexnav. be warned that if you don't have at least two pokemon above level 22 or so you may get your ass kicked in the effort to spam trainers.]

[also using the lunch room in new mauville with the above items also gets you money quick, but only if you manage to defeat the trainers in one hit. finish the battles In the turns specified by the food you order and you get a free nugget.]