most meta dev idea EVER - pokemon insurgence lesser known items - ("YOU HACKED!" [you hacked the game. you deserve this]) item.

https://pastebin.com/cZrLpd5z
   in the above link is the item index for pokemon insurgence.
   in the list is an item at index id# 1209 - it is simply titled "YOU HACKED!" - i went into the games code and tried most of the items listed in that webpage.
   anyone who wants to know what a certain item does let me know.

 some notes about item/money hacking:
[you use a program called "cheat engine"]
cheat engine hacking notes:

1. item values [numbers representing the item in the long list of 1-3 digit id numbers] can be perpetually edited to whatever value wished when buying hacked items.
-must exit buying shop menu to reset items for sale
2. money hacks [(#ofcash)*2+1] do not need address searching to redo each time. [as long as the (#ofcash) POST value [after selling] is equal to the current amount of cash.] cheat can be endlessly spammed.
-DO NOT SELL ITEMS FOR MONEY CODES [this will result in the numeric multiplier (ie. amount chosen) to REVERSE.] this results in a bizzare negative number that prevents you from ever being able to buy things or hack your finances again.
-DO NOT USE MORE THAN [TEN] DIGITS IN

now onto the show. ..
  so i got curious and decided to try out the many many lists of items. most just do what expected.
big note is that the iv stones cost 10,000 and the shiny charm can IN FACT be bought with no issues and goes into the key items pocket once bought.
  now onto several of my favorites:
  "rocket boots." couldnt resist that. bada$$ name, but is nothing more than a substitute for hm02-fly. frankly i would rather use the boots. f!@# your pidgeot, i got ROCKET BOOTS! ROOOCKET MAAAAAN....
  "instant lapras". i am going to go into the middle of the forest, activate this, and see what happens.
  and my personal favorite [covered above at the beginning]: "YOU HACKED!". okay this is quite possibly the most hilarious item that ACTUALLY EXISTS in pokemon insurgence. in the list it is listed under number [1209], and can be bought by using the following instructions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oQ37VNzP3U
  it takes some time to understand, but once you do the pokemart pokeball replacement you just keep altering the number without leaving the cheat engine program.
  effectively what happens when you literally buy an item called "YOU HACKED!" [literally in all caps, that is its name]? PURE HILARITY, thats what. first of all the items description in the shop reads:
"you hacked the game. you deserve this".
  it costs zero dollars, and upon purchasing the games engine suffers a failure and the entire thing crashes and closes. it doesnt delete your save [far as i know], it doesnt mess with your game, and so as long as you have saved prior to buying this "item" the game simply reloads your last save. no harm, but TEN TONS of foul. this item is quite possibly one of the most meta things i have ever seen in a pokemon game. the creators were actually aware people would eventually hack the game and they INTENTIONALLY put this item in the list. this is also an interesting item, as if you were trying to hack your game to get multiple [if not all] items in one sitting your game would crash and youd be none the wiser to how it did. the devs were so aware of potential cheaters that they put a meme item in their game just to pwn people who got too agressive. [or in my case curious what sh!t did what.]

an answer to the question: "what happens if you place the power of god in the hands of man"?

[for the record "man" and "mankind" are used to refer to all of society. this includes women, men, transgender, cis, and any others who recognize themselves as members of our planets population and society as a whole. so for anyone who is NOT a male [or identifies as such equal to anything non-male], replace "man", "mankind", "he", etc. with whatever you feel is your identity. even if that be a toastercorn.

something i have learned from the mistakes in my life:

"what happens when you place ultimate power in the hands of a mortal, and strike away their reason for obtaining the powers in the first place? you create a god without a purpose, an all powerful being capable of anything in the universe. and you leave them without a reason for living. man is not ready for the power of the gods, as without purpose he would destroy the very universe within which he resides. he will become a king of ruins, and a ruler of the void. for their is no purpose for a god to live, and no reason to die. and eventually, as all things do, he will bring destruction to all that he touches. his world will lie in ashes and fade away as he slowly falls to madness. as mans greatest enemy is himself, his fellow brethren will seek his power, his belongings, his loved ones, and desire these for himself. and in the end man will bring end to himself, by himself, because of himself. he is no greater than those who stand beside his side, and no less than those whom abandon him when times grow hard. mankind is equal in all light and all darkness and in death and birth and suffering and joy. all things that a man feels, faces, overcomes, suffers; all is equal in the eyes of the huddled masses. man is nothing to the cosmos, a mere speck in the raging storm that wisps through the desert winds. for he to call claim to his significance is to call importance to the life of the elusive electron. so small and insifnificant, and yet so important to the grander scheme of the cosmic flow. no, a man may never be allowed command the hands, eyes, or heart of the gods. but even he has value and to neglect this is to neglect all that is, has been, will be, has yet to come, and all things between."

Samuel J. Pernicano (04222019 a.d.)

another lets not meet - shreiks in the night

last night [04072019-23:15],
my dog once again decides to go out to make a poop. i get him all ready and we are excitedly walking the path i normally take him. he sniffs around some bushes and trees and makes several stops to urinate. suddenly i hear what sounds like bushes rustling and someone groaning like a zombie. the real world suddenly begins to take a strange dark turn.
i hear a strange man begin talking in a gargled voice,
"eehhhhh... ey, i oh yuu. i kno uu and at FUCKING DOG!"
i stop, a horrid mistake, and look around; i see nobody. but the dog begins to stop moving.
"eeyyAHHH! YOU!  eah i knowww youuucannheeAAR MEEE!"
the moaning and gurgling sound became more noticeable. and as i looked around, i still saw nobody. the voice was slurred, gargled, messy; as if the person was struggling to put out the words and breath at the same time.
"yeeaaAAAHH! OU! 'YOUUaanDTHATFUCKING DOG! III KNOW YOU CUN HEER MEE!"
i keep looking around, at this point i know the voice is coming from either in the car nearby, the balcony above, the porch, or behind the bushes. and the dog has stopped moving and trying to use the bathroom. his tail was stading straight up and his fur was beginning to stand up.
"ii knowww you HEAR ME! ONT IGNOR MEE!"
i look over in a random direction
"thaats RIGHT! [the man gurgles and shrieks from the shadows] ii KNOW YOU EE MEE! AND I I UGH OW U DOG!"
at this point i was beginning to slowly walk forwards leaving the area. i knew that i should have not stopped in the first place, as he took that as me realizing he was there. and he was nowhere NEAR sane or sober.
"don ugh yuo RUNAWAY! ieee OW OO! ND AT FUCKING DOG! [his voice was loud, shrill, sneering, and filled with a drunken gurgle]
as i continued at the same pace, trying to act as if i never heard him. but it was too late. he knew i heard him. and was done being ignored. what followed was the most horrifying thing i have ever experienced.
"DEENT YOUU RUN AWAY FROM MEEE!!"
AT THIS POINT HE JUST WENT FULL MENTAL! he began gargling, growling, shreicking, roaring, snarling, and acting like some wild beast. his voice like that of a fusion child of hannibal and se7en.
 I OH OO ANDYURR DOG AND ILL AUGHA OOLGA GAAHWG AAAAAHG AEIIII!!! DOONT YUU WALLKK AWAYY FROM MEE! I ILL FIND UU ND KILL UU!!!"
i wanted to run. i wanted to haul ass and get the fuck out of there. my instincts told me to run as fast as i could. so i told my instincts to SHUT. THE HELL. UP. and i just repressed all sense of emotion. i knew if i showed any signs whatsoever that i was intimidated or that he was getting to me that he would IMMEDIATELY take it as a sign of weakness. this was no longer a human being, this man had just gone completely feral.
"DOONT YOUU RUN FROM MEE!! AAAAUUUGH! [HIS VOICE JUST BEGAN TO GARGLE MORE] PUUUSSSSYYY!!! PUUUSSSSSYYYYYYYY!!"
when i finally made it to the other end of the complex i was about to relax. then i hear more voices, and smelled what was obviously marijuana. i looked over and saw a small group of people in front of a porch. i thought nothing of it till they looked up at me and our eyes met. then they all began walking directly towards me as a group. the look in their eyes was not friendly, and i wasnt waiting around to find out what they wanted.
so i walked quickly over to another area of the complex. once again i began to relax, but then i notcied several vehichles turning lights on as i passed. after what i already went through i was immediately suspicious. and rightfully so. as one of the vehicles began to start up and follow me.
i was done. so i came home, locked the doors, and armed myself.
but to the psychos who tried to kill me and my dog, lets not meet again. or next time im goating you to jump off the second story balcony if i see you drunk and cracked out up there again.